Your strange toilet must-habits (Nothing to do with the toilet paper thread)

[Arbiter]

Basically, things that you WILL do after/before/during your toilet-y time, which is notable.

I MUST have the seat down. No, not that my ass is tiny, the porcelain is just too cold.

I WILL use THREE squares of toilet paper.

1/3 times I will forget to flush the toilet. (lol.)

I will actually rush around the house looking for a book even though I'm at my "limit".

I leave a gap open in the door for ventilation. (Since when did poo smell good?)

I MUST wear a shirt of any sort when I do, uh, it, unless it happens when I am bathing.

Share your habits.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

I MUST have the seat down. No, not that my ass is tiny, the porcelain is just too cold.

Who the    sits on the karzy with the seat up!?

[Arbiter]

I MUST have the seat down. No, not that my ass is tiny, the porcelain is just too cold.

Who the    sits on the karzy with the seat up!?

Fat people. Like Thunderpantz. (no offence lol.)

[PANZERCATWAGON]

What difference is that going to make? You're still going to be shitting into a hole 'x' big so unless you've got an anus that is so big that the extra 5cm makes a difference, it's not going to matter.

[Dascoo]

I use the toilet paper to wipe the seat like once....that's all.

[TBDM]

i can't take a good crap when i'm wearing a sweater/t-shirt i always take them off.
(because i'm afraid i drop one in and water splashes up and then i'm all wet with poo-water)

I use the toilet paper to wipe the seat like once....that's all.

[Svirin Kerath]

I use the toilet paper to wipe the seat like once....that's all.

I'f I'm in public, i lay toilet paper down on the seat like a cover. I only sit on a toilet rarely in public tho.

[LtKillroy]

I don't have any. It's a toilet, nothing to make overcomplicated. Just go.

[Iron Man]

i rarely use the toilet at school... i just never have to.
i sometimes use the toilet to waste time (i used it while booting my computer)
i always use too much tp

[a-4-year-old]

I make the people nearby really uncomfortable, stretch my legs out and make loud sighs, then maybe whistle, people in public restrooms hate that.

[Iron Man]

i massage the dude next to me's foot with my own (i hope you americans get this joke)

[Arbiter]

i rarely use the toilet at school... i just never have to.
i sometimes use the toilet to waste time (i used it while booting my computer)
i always use too much tp

Using the school's toilet cubical is probably suicidal.

[LtKillroy]

i massage the dude next to me's foot with my own (i hope you americans get this joke)

Took me a minute but I got it. Mostly becuase of John Stewart and Stephen Colbert
I don't see why people think it is so nasty to use a public toilet seat except at like those crappy gas stations ones. Toilet seats are like the most clean surfaces in your house, so they can't be THAT bad in public.

[SadistAtHeart]

If there's somebody in the stall next to me, I make this noise:

[Svirin Kerath]

i massage the dude next to me's foot with my own (i hope you americans get this joke)

Hahahaha. Do you meet them afterwards, brag about your job, and then ask them for sex?

[Graham]

i massage the dude next to me's foot with my own (i hope you americans get this joke)

Took me a minute but I got it. Mostly becuase of John Stewart and Stephen Colbert
I don't see why people think it is so nasty to use a public toilet seat except at like those crappy gas stations ones. Toilet seats are like the most clean surfaces in your house, so they can't be THAT bad in public.

While working at walmart I went to take a dump and while I was on the seat I noticed a enormous pile of used toilet paper sitting beside the toilet. A buddy of mine at walmart once walked into the bathroom only to see an old man sitting on the sink and scraping the crap from his butt into the sink with his bare hand, while he was scraping away he had massive wood. 

Basically tp on the seat is the "better safe then sorry" route.

[ghg]

Or do it the female way. Hover.

[Blue-ninja]

I always use the handicapped restroom stall.

[Iron Man]

I always use the handicapped restroom stall.

for the leg room or the power squeezers? (larry the cable guy)

[KorrupT MerC]

I make the people nearby really uncomfortable, stretch my legs out and make loud sighs, then maybe whistle, people in public restrooms hate that.

HAHA, its too classic to pass up, recommended if you dont have a magazine.