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Offline Brock

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The king of noobery
« on: November 01, 2007, 09:35:13 pm »
Just...  lol.   ;D



I've never seen the alt-f4 trick work until today
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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2007, 09:53:00 pm »
LOL!

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2007, 12:06:32 am »
LOL!!! You should also try /shutdown ;) I have done this to a few dumbasses xD

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2007, 02:55:51 am »
Austin Powers is an experienced player... that's weird... either it wasn't him, it was an old ss or he was just fucken around and just left.

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2007, 11:07:32 am »
Ha ive never seen that work eether lol

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2007, 09:28:52 pm »
Austin Powers is an experienced player... that's weird... either it wasn't him, it was an old ss or he was just fecken around and just left.

Yeah, there's probably more tha  one out there ;)

I've done this to people a few times. It's always a good laugh.
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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2007, 09:54:38 pm »
I hate it when people ask how to do /victory

"Just press Alt 4"
"Hahaha yeah right I'm not retarded"
"ALT 4, NOT F4"
"w/e nub rofl"

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2007, 04:03:30 pm »
I thought when you alt+f4 out of Soldat, you still stay in game and eventually it shows 'player disconnected'. Idk. I
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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2007, 04:25:54 pm »
Yes, also /mercy for mercenary mode.

I thought when you alt+f4 out of Soldat, you still stay in game and eventually it shows 'player disconnected'. Idk. I

C. Jack abduction?  Anyway, yeah, the first time you press it I think it minimizes it but if you keep doing it, it'll close.

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2007, 10:18:28 am »
Yes, also /mercy for mercenary mode.
Yea! when you write that Soldat turns in another game, and you get a Famas!!! It's great, try it!  [retard]

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2007, 07:16:09 pm »
Not a big deal, I use it in SF all the time when n00bs ask "how do u glitch?" You would be surprised how much it works.

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2007, 03:19:08 pm »
Telling people /shutdown activates godmode works with suprising frequency.
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Offline freeloader

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2007, 11:45:14 pm »
"Alt + f4 for debug mode/hacks." works at alarming frequencies for me.

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 09:58:14 pm »
The funny and a little bit mean Alt + F4 trick.

Press Alt + F4 for: <insert promising result here>

Works like a charm.  ;D

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2007, 09:06:49 am »
Hahaha, some people were using bloodsaw in a pub, 1 person didn't know how, I said type /mercy and press alt-f4 really fast and it will cancel the mercy and you'll have bloodsaw.

It usually works. Or, tell them to leave the server and come back in really fast 10 times, they usually get kicked. Tell them that you get berserker mod. I've done it to my brother and my friend, and this nerd in my school, during nutrition break they were trying to play, I told them to do that... epic failure. They were all mad at me. :D
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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2007, 03:30:18 am »
I hate it when people ask how to do /victory

"Just press Alt 4"
"Hahaha yeah right I'm not retarded"
"ALT 4, NOT F4"
"w/e nub rofl"


Rofl ;D

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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2007, 02:54:12 pm »
There's a first time for everything...
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Re: The king of noobery
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2007, 03:22:38 pm »
Rofl wow...people actually fall for that o.O