Hi there Soldat klickers
Next stop - the Clan Discussion Forum >:O
Introducing: Anger and rebellion.
So here I am, in the clan discussion part of the big Internet village of Soldat.
Today, kids, I'm going to flame and hate you about clanshi*... clanship...
What's a clan anyway? According to Wikipedia - our beloved noob guide about life, a clan is a group of people united by kinship.
There can really be kinship through the Internet? If one is so fooled to trust some random net guy and obey his interests under the excuse that
"There's no such thing as obeying!" Soldat unites them so taking clan members for brainless obeying sheeps is ridicilous!!!
Hey pal, it's Mitak here to prove that's wrong. Joining someone random's clan and letting him command you DOES make you a sheep after all!
Ranks... haha, ranks, my dear friends are created to humiliate a soldier and make him easier to control thanks to the jerarchy system.
I think we live in a free world and all people are equal? Then why are there still ranks? Why are there religions? Why do you get flamed every time
you SHARE AN OPINION about someone's play? I thought we live in a free world where you can express your opinions freely and not get hated for that
from lifeless-nothing-else-to-do-ers.
You might say I'm taking it too serious. Yes, that's correct - I do. And there should be somebody who cares among the mass of careless people, right?
A clan... So let's say you join it - if it's new and you're the first to volunteer, you have more chance to get in - the clan doesn't have members yet.
We're talking about the homemade clans here (That pop up every day on the Clan Recruitment section). I understand the idea, guys, but... Seriously.
It's getting boring. I don't know - maybe it's just me who can't stay in one place for too long. It's in my nature - I like my freedom and so should you!
Jeez, dude... Look at that oosam new klan det's on da 1st page rite now! Let's join omg! - This is the way most of the newbs act. Yes, many of us understand the
feeling to enter a clan for the first time. Personally I have nothing against the feeling - to try, to explore the clan, to SEE it. But just for once or twice. Then it
gets stupid. I suppose many of you are more adventureous than I am and will change clans with haste just to get that "entering a new clan" feeling and living through
new experiences. Admit it - with time it gets frustrating and stressing and you search for the next clan... one more and one more... until you realize you've so far changed
5+ clans for less than a month. And you do that just to forget about previous mistakes made in other clans, to run away from failure... Or probably to clear your name.
About me? I've only been in 2 clans - my own one that suffered hard failure due to offline members and the second one was the 101st TW clan. I left it because I love my freedom more. Back then I loved the military style and ranks. Now I hate them - they're just some lousy stripes on your arm that can humiliate a human to unknown levels.
I realize that many of you clan members will try to refute this. I love good and well realized clans. I hate worthless, without an idea or prespective clans that serve as
some newb's lame and futureless vain ambition to feel what is like to be in a clan. So I'm here to explain what clanwork is and how useless it is to join a clan, since every
Soldat player in your team can take the same position as a clanmate, without the need of being connected to a clan and its members.
So you passed the test and joined the clan. Good Job, my fella. Amen. Now it's time for some real work - get your taunts working and we'll see you on the battlefield.
Some (Often caring) clan leaders take it in so deeply that they require from their soldiers to have mIRC, Teamspeak, Xfire and so on. Most of the time, when there's a good deal of
clan members, some of them will constantly be on or offline... for some reasons or another... Why, oh why do you need to poison your own life with that?
Why do you have to spend countless hours in waiting for a lazy clan member to get online?
So... you're ranked and told to obey the clan leader's and higher-raking teammates' commands. Who are they to tell you what to do? Nobody has the right to do that in REAL life, and we speak about relations through the INTERNET...
Now, you're in the hands of someone unknown who will test your skills. One wrong movement and you're out of the clan for good. You become known as the lamer noob,
if playing against another clan or just random people. You ruin the clan's reputation. Here comes the humiliating part - since you have an "agreement" with the clan, you now
must apologise for all trouble caused (to unknown net people that don't give a feck about you) and suffer pure humiliation begging over the Internet for mercy.
Now, none of that has happened to me. I prefer to stay aside and just examine one clan's relations. I've seen a lot, if not, I wouldn't be writing this text.
Dear God, what happens if you try to quit the clan! Even with only 1 week in a particular clan, you leave some feelings in your clanmates - you know that parting is never easy
and most people are acting/overacting emo nowadays. You'll "hurt" the poor fellows, you'll leave a gap in the clan and thus you'll later suffer hate and irritating questions from the wounded ones.
Your solo carreer can be screwed too, once you've screwed a clan, it's you alone against who knows how many people. They can turn bad stares at you faster and more effective than you can against them.
This clanshi* is getting on my nerves lately, as many people offer me to enter their new-born clans. I spam the hell out of the server with all that anti-clan propaganda, and poor emos just leave
I meet heavy support among most of the Soldat players. A large number of them think that "Clans are for people who can't play on their own". I agree partially with that.
I must admit - there are amazing clans whose teamwork and achievements I can only admire. Unfortunately, these long-lasting ones are rare. Just look at the Clan Recruitment
section and you'll understand me. Every day, numerous number of clans pop up on the front page. Lost in their minds, newbs stick to the first clan they see, not being aware of the sharp
Soldat spear that awaits to penetrate deeply into their skin and leave a large wound that will heal only when one realises that there is no need of clans. This scar will turn into a sort of blessing
and will stay on their skin to remind them of their previous experiences.