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I had a dream last night that my cought me fapping then she was talking about her masturbating all the time...
I had a dream last night that my sister cought me fapping then she was talking about her masturbating all the time...
I AM A SMARTARSED PRICK OF A HUMAN BEINGI AM ALSO DOUCHEBAGGERY, AND I'M SPREADING
Are you 9 years old? Or is that just your mental age.
Adam Sandler made a good joke which was a sign of the apocalypse, then Arnold Schwarzenegger kills Nicholas Cage with a shovel and gets attacked by Ninjas, he kills them by ripping off their feet and shoving them far up their nostrils. Dane Cook kills himself with a plastic spoon and Michal Vick sicks his dog on a headcrab. George Bush then invades another small country; Hollywood. The marines kill everyone who has ever associated with Michal Moore, who is now considered a terrorist. Jim Carey leads an army against the people's republic of china which quickly becomes bloodbath for both ending with a surprise attack from Mr. T sending PRC into the stone age and Jim Carey gets stabbed 23 times. The survivors cheer over the death of feckty actors and burn books for warmth like snoop dog burns bush.Yep. Best sleep ever.
I get the falling sensation and then wake up at least 3 times a week.
I have a recurring nightmare whenever I got high fever. All that exist is an epilepsia room of infinite size that flashes from black to white really fast. In this room are dozens of white or black teaspoons that grow and shrink in size as they float towards me.After getting this nightmare I never last more than 10 seconds before waking up in a puddle of sweat and vomit. For some reason I have the feeling that this dimension is where the epic battle between the forces of good and evil will be fought.
hehe lol u guys think you have it weird... u should be in my dreams- walkin up and into things random mixed up things like animals but they are humans.my punctuation is not so good cus i am not concerntrating, so try your best.i had one where i was in a round room like a tube covered with pics of gundam/pokemon creatures and suddenly this alley way appeared and i went in it and i had sex with a girl i used to know then i turned into Itachi (from naruto) and killed a small girl, then i walked out and saw a massive pirate ship laying on its side. there were people walking on it. i was in the middle of a halll with a concert at the front . there were ropes coming from the roof and if u grabbed one it would swing u about and it would go really far and high up. i walked up to the stage at the front and there was a riot guard barrier fromed behind me and punks were having a fight with them. i walked outside and into a feild of white grass... the and. ;Dyeh i am the randomest person u will ever meet.p.s i have MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH more random dreams than that!