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Offline excruciator

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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2007, 04:58:57 pm »
 hah lol GJ
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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2007, 05:04:45 pm »
and also, when you are alone with ehr say this.


roses are read
violets are bleu
you are 13                            (or whatever her age is)
let me stick it in your pooper.

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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2007, 06:03:09 pm »
and also, when you are alone with ehr say this.


roses are read
violets are bleu
you are 13                            (or whatever her age is)
let me stick it in your pooper.
Lol. Not going to happen.

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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #63 on: November 08, 2007, 01:20:11 am »
You guys gave me good advice, but I did it the old fashion way.

Run up to her, and kiss her for 5 minutes. It did the trick.
So you spontaneously started slobbering over her in public for a straight five minutes?

Class. That's pure class.
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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #64 on: November 08, 2007, 10:38:33 am »
Write some poems to her etc after you asked her to be your gf.If you cant write some,i promise i can send you some (:

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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #65 on: November 08, 2007, 01:33:25 pm »
Write some poems to her etc after you asked her to be your gf.If you cant write some,i promise i can send you some (:

That's the worst idea ever.  The reason she'd like the poems would be because you did them; if someone else wrote them it would defeat the entire purpose.
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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #66 on: November 08, 2007, 01:34:31 pm »
and you shouldn't WRITE the poems, you should say it to her, without reaing it off a paper..;)

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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #67 on: November 08, 2007, 02:44:27 pm »
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Whadda ya say, can I f**k you?


F**k the what? My post count is still at it's Spartan level?
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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2007, 02:55:31 pm »
F**k the what? My post count is still at it's Spartan level?

Post count doesn't increase in the Lounge.
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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #69 on: November 08, 2007, 06:15:23 pm »
now get us pictarz.
lol yea i wanna see how hot she is

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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2007, 09:21:45 pm »
Forget the idea of telling her poems.  They never really work and you should really only use them when you want to have a relationship.  You already have that, so you don't need to worry.  Just continue what the both of you are currently doing.

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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #71 on: November 08, 2007, 09:24:35 pm »
Write some poems to her etc after you asked her to be your gf.If you cant write some,i promise i can send you some (:
Cyrano De Bergerac, anyone?

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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2007, 09:27:18 pm »
and also, when you are alone with ehr say this.


roses are read
violets are bleu
you are 13                            (or whatever her age is)
let me stick it in your pooper.

That just made me about piss myself cause that is so retarded....well hows this relationship going? how long it been?
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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #73 on: November 28, 2007, 08:29:41 pm »
and also, when you are alone with ehr say this.


roses are read
violets are bleu
you are 13                            (or whatever her age is)
let me stick it in your pooper.

You are my god :P jking

get your GF to do what the girl in El Specks avvy is doing :P
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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #74 on: November 29, 2007, 02:07:30 am »
but she's my sou lmtae

urget urget

phew, i thought i was the only one that sees the resemblance.

ds dude, WILL YUO HUG WHEN U HAEV SEX???
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Re: I have a girl situation.
« Reply #75 on: November 29, 2007, 06:16:27 pm »
I know it's proly too late to put in my opinion, but it CAN hurt to date a friend. I dated my friend of five years and after a 6 and 1/2 month relationship, she broke up with me, also ending our entire friendship.

I'm not saying not to do anything, just to be careful of the long-term consequences.