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I want my character to be able to wear a banana shaped penis. This would add incredible amounts of depth to the game, it would stretch soldat to epic proportions. I also want monkeys, monkeys would try to eat the bananapenis and if they succeed you die instantly. To balance this the player wearing the bananapenis would have twice as much health and a could shoot bananacum out of his bananapenis. Bananacum would stick to other players and slowly kill them unless they find a bananakit.(Chakra's edit) I am a bananapenis. I flirt with the perversion of reality in my mind in order to escape the fact that I suck childrens' balls. Really little ones, right between my teeth. In no way will I ever be disgruntled knowing very well that I shall be a virgin until the age of 38 thanks to a chance meeting with an AIDS ridden hooker. I can see clearrrly now the rain is gonneee...« Last Edit: September 01, 2006, 02:47:40 pm by Chakra »
good times.... good times..
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