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Offline FlyingForehead

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Favourite Pickup Lines
« on: December 06, 2007, 05:28:37 pm »
Heh, thought I'd make a topic on something that is widely used throughout the world, pickup lines. This is a classic:

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

Just Classic. ;D
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 05:46:23 pm »
lol i've honnestly never heard it....I am french but still I talk very well english (talk not write it lol) but the only one I know is "Do you spit or swallow?" allthough I have never used it lol...wonder why
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 05:53:48 pm »
I was going to say something about the alphabet, but then I got lost in your... [looks up] uh... eyes.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 05:56:31 pm »
"Hi" usually works for me.

From then on its all faking personality.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 06:07:07 pm »
Quote from: bja888 on December 06, 2007, 05:56:31 pm
"Hi" usually works for me.

From then on its all faking personality.
Lucky bastard, you stay awake long enough and people will feck in your room.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 06:09:50 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on December 06, 2007, 06:07:07 pm
Quote from: bja888 on December 06, 2007, 05:56:31 pm
"Hi" usually works for me.

From then on its all faking personality.
Lucky fecktard, you stay awake long enough and people will feck in your room.

Its not quite the porn scene you think it would be.
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Offline Iron Man

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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 06:20:09 pm »
*walk past a group of girls*
*walk back and go up to them*
"do you ladies believe in love at fist sight? cause i can walk by a few more times if you need"
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 06:26:07 pm »
"Are you wearing space pants cause your ass is outta this world?"

"Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them."

I know many more but can't think of them on the spot. :/
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 06:30:21 pm »
"Nice shoes... let's fuck."

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I could make your Bedrock."

"I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day."

"I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman."
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 06:33:43 pm »
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Well, somebody had to say it, no?
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 06:34:46 pm »
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

That's a rather classic one in my book. Or you could go the way of one of my friends:

"They say we only use 10% of our brains, but I think we only use 10% of our hearts."

Needless to say, that line is from Wedding Crashers. And no, he never gets any girls.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 06:50:34 pm »
Quote from: bja888 on December 06, 2007, 05:56:31 pm
"Hi" usually works for me.

From then on its all faking personality.

agreed, its all about act phony until the other person loves you for what you really are.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 07:10:41 pm »
Quote from: n0b- on December 06, 2007, 06:33:43 pm
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Well, somebody had to say it, no?

Quote from: Blue-ninja on December 06, 2007, 06:54:21 pm
"Hey baby, does this smell like cloroform to you?"

After that, you have your way with her.

FAIL.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 07:11:29 pm »
Quote from: n0b- on December 06, 2007, 06:33:43 pm
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Well, somebody had to say it, no?

Me likes this, me likes alot
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 07:59:58 pm »
I wish I was your homework, so I could be hard and you could do me on your desk.

(after small talk) I guess I just have some <insert nationality, profession, etc.> in me.  Want some <same word as before> in you?
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 08:06:21 pm »
"Want me to buy you something?"
"I play the guitar"

And variations.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 09:14:04 pm »
my friend always uses

HEEEEEEEEY GUUUUUUUUURL!
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2007, 09:19:38 pm »
"Do you rent or own?" - "Rent or own what?" - "Those wings, you angel."

Something NOT to say:

"I play Guitar... Hero on Expert."
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2007, 09:45:35 pm »
'I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2007, 10:28:15 pm »
Say something sarcastic... if she doesn't get it she isn't worth it...

Thats about as pick-up-y as I get.
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