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Offline {LAW} Gamer_2k4

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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2007, 11:55:46 pm »
Quote from: RabidTreeFrog on December 06, 2007, 09:45:35 pm
'I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

Works better as "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2007, 12:21:56 am »
Want to touch my flaming ram rod?

Like your cream whipped?

Both thought of by the mind of my friend :)
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2007, 09:01:57 am »
Mystery says pick up lines don't work. Open with a question or a story.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2007, 09:03:41 am »
Quote from: † on December 06, 2007, 10:28:15 pm
Say something intelligent... if she doesn't get it she isn't worth it...

Fixed XD
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2007, 11:32:02 am »
'hi'


best out of everything. i find pickup lines so stupid, just be yourself,don't act like a complete fool.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2007, 03:11:23 pm »
Quote from: bja888 on December 06, 2007, 05:56:31 pm
"Hi" usually works for me.

From then on its all faking personality.

Quote from: bja888 on December 07, 2007, 09:03:41 am
Quote from: † on December 06, 2007, 10:28:15 pm
Say something intelligent... if she doesn't get it she isn't worth it...

Fixed XD


So since you are too boring to entertain a girl by being yourself do you also fake the intelligence?
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2007, 03:46:34 pm »
Quote from: TBDM on December 07, 2007, 11:32:02 am
'hi'


best out of everything. i find pickup lines so stupid, just be yourself,don't act like a complete fool.

Depends on what kind of girl your picking up...

A one night stand OR a long term relationship
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2007, 03:58:56 pm »
no ones using these pickup lines if hes meaning it seriously

but there are some funny in germany

"dont your legs hurt? girl: why? me: cause you were going all the night through my head "

"your daddy must be a bandit! girl: why? me: cause he stole diamonds and hide them in your eyes! 8)"
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2007, 04:20:08 pm »
"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"
"Damn bitch, bring up the bumper and let me smack that money" (sex)
"Wow and I thought she was hot *motions at a hot girl* But you make her look ugly"
"I wish you weren't so hot, so I wouldn't have to do this *leans over*" If she pulls away you know nothin will work, but if she doesn't pull away, don't be a pussy, shove your tongue down her throat.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2007, 05:02:45 pm »
Quote from: TBDM on December 07, 2007, 11:32:02 am
'hi'


best out of everything. i find pickup lines so stupid, just be yourself,don't act like a complete fool.

Just because I know some doesn't mean I use them. I tried to get a girl to go out with me for a couple of months and right before I asked her out, my friend swooped in and took her. Son of a bitch...

But yeah, I just think some of these are funny.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2007, 05:13:19 pm »
Quote from: imacheater2k7 on December 07, 2007, 05:02:45 pm
Quote from: TBDM on December 07, 2007, 11:32:02 am
'hi'


best out of everything. i find pickup lines so stupid, just be yourself,don't act like a complete fool.

Just because I know some doesn't mean I use them. I tried to get a girl to go out with me for a couple of months and right before I asked her out, my friend swooped in and took her. Son of a feck...

But yeah, I just think some of these are funny.

thats not a friend, thats a backstabber ;D
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2007, 05:21:42 pm »
Someone told me this one a while back, "Hey, baby. I can hax your grades from an F to an A..."

Quote from: bja888 on December 06, 2007, 05:56:31 pm
"Hi" usually works for me.

From then on its all faking personality.
I totally agree with this.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2007, 06:09:07 pm »
Quote from: TBDM on December 07, 2007, 05:13:19 pm
Quote from: imacheater2k7 on December 07, 2007, 05:02:45 pm
Quote from: TBDM on December 07, 2007, 11:32:02 am
'hi'


best out of everything. i find pickup lines so stupid, just be yourself,don't act like a complete fool.

Just because I know some doesn't mean I use them. I tried to get a girl to go out with me for a couple of months and right before I asked her out, my friend swooped in and took her. Son of a feck...

But yeah, I just think some of these are funny.

thats not a friend, thats a backstabber ;D

Erm... Yeah, I know. I made a post about him in the Fisting Zone just a little while back.

Quote from: jrgp on December 07, 2007, 05:21:42 pm
Someone told me this one a while back, "Hey, baby. I can hax your grades from an F to an A..."

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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2007, 07:03:24 pm »
Quote from: Rangedmage14 on December 07, 2007, 04:20:08 pm
"I wish you weren't so hot, so I wouldn't have to do this *leans over*" If she pulls away you know nothin will work, but if she doesn't pull away, don't be a pussy, shove your tongue down her throat.

Feck Yeah!
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2007, 07:12:47 pm »
Quote from: † on December 07, 2007, 03:11:23 pm
Quote from: bja888 on December 06, 2007, 05:56:31 pm
"Hi" usually works for me.

From then on its all faking personality.

Quote from: bja888 on December 07, 2007, 09:03:41 am
Quote from: † on December 06, 2007, 10:28:15 pm
Say something intelligent... if she doesn't get it she isn't worth it...

Fixed XD


So since you are too boring to entertain a girl by being yourself do you also fake the intelligence?

Well clearly only one of those statements are true to my strategy for dating. You can believe which ever you want. Doesn't matter to me.

Both work though...
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2007, 07:53:10 pm »
you must be great with women. between trying to be suave and calling the spare bedroom an office...
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2007, 08:02:38 pm »
"...So how old are you?"'

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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2007, 10:57:59 pm »
Quote from: frogboy on December 07, 2007, 07:53:10 pm
you must be great with women. between trying to be suave and calling the spare bedroom an office...

Its lacking the key feature to be called a bedroom. And I've been dating the same girl for 3 years, what do I need to be suave for?
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2007, 11:03:29 pm »
See? bja888 is a perfect example of someone who doesn't necessarily use these.
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Re: Favourite Pickup Lines
« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2007, 11:13:19 pm »
Quote from: imacheater2k7 on December 07, 2007, 11:03:29 pm
See? bja888 is a perfect example of someone who doesn't necessarily use these.

Shhhh! Don't tell one gram. He still takes me literally.
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