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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Tea Party
« on: July 14, 2006, 09:20:53 pm »
Ok, here's how this works:

The soldat player walks into the power-up and afro mode is activated, at that point the soldats hairstyle changes into an afro (colour does not change to customisation but stays black). From then onwards any kills the player makes increases the size of the afro on the soldat players head. If the player dies whilst in afro mode then the afro hairstyle dissapears and changes back to the original.
Eventually if the player kills a certain number of players in succession, a small table appears upon the top of the afro. Then after more kills plates, cutlery, doilies and teapots make appearance on the table along with chairs on the outside.
If the player manages to capture an enemy flag while they are both in afro mode and have gained a table, the Mad Hatter appears on the left side of the table. Also if the player manages to return their team's flag while both in afro mode and have gained a table, the March Hare appears on the right side of the table.
The Mad Hatter gets very angry if there is not a teapot on the table at the time at which he appears but the March Hare does not mind.
If both the Mad Hatter and the March Hare are present at the same time, and the Mad Hatter being happy with his teapot, then they converse and chatter for exactly 3.7 seconds about how the universe was great while it lasted. Then after the 3.7 seconds are up, a black hole appears on the exact center of the map and sucks absolutely everything on the entire map into it.
This automatically ends the game and starts the next round.

Anyone claiming that I have just not had enough sleep and am suffering from flashbacks of Bishi Bashi Special is clearly mistaken.  :-[

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Re: Tea Party
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2006, 09:51:14 pm »

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Re: Tea Party
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2006, 09:56:15 pm »
I haven't had enough sleep and am suffering from flashbacks of Bishi Bashi Special.  :-[

Fixed.

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Re: Tea Party
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2006, 10:03:45 pm »
if you can make this happen, id give u 5 bucks

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Re: Tea Party
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2006, 10:05:32 pm »
Ok, here's how this works:

The soldat player walks into the power-up and afro mode is activated, at that point the soldats hairstyle changes into an afro (colour does not change to customisation but stays black). From then onwards any kills the player makes increases the size of the afro on the soldat players head. If the player dies whilst in afro mode then the afro hairstyle dissapears and changes back to the original.
Eventually if the player kills a certain number of players in succession, a small table appears upon the top of the afro. Then after more kills plates, cutlery, doilies and teapots make appearance on the table along with chairs on the outside.
If the player manages to capture an enemy flag while they are both in afro mode and have gained a table, the Mad Hatter appears on the left side of the table. Also if the player manages to return their team's flag while both in afro mode and have gained a table, the March Hare appears on the right side of the table.
The Mad Hatter gets very angry if there is not a teapot on the table at the time at which he appears but the March Hare does not mind.
If both the Mad Hatter and the March Hare are present at the same time, and the Mad Hatter being happy with his teapot, then they converse and chatter for exactly 3.7 seconds about how the universe was great while it lasted. Then after the 3.7 seconds are up, a black hole appears on the exact center of the map and sucks absolutely everything on the entire map into it.
This automatically ends the game and starts the next round.

Anyone claiming that I have just not had enough sleep and am suffering from flashbacks of Bishi Bashi Special is clearly mistaken.  :-[

so to sum it all up, this is just fucking spam?
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Tea Party
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2006, 03:13:54 am »
Funny spam, but still spam.

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Re: Tea Party
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2006, 03:24:21 am »
I do try to be a nice bloke, but I will not tolerate spam like this.