Chrismas/New Year Stories

[Snake]

If you have funny stories about drunk people or w-e

I have one

One day before new years I was alone then my dad arrived home and about an hour after hes like "Hey com'on were gonna go Marcel (one of his friends)" so ok we went to his place (its not that far like 2 min in a car) and there was a bit of ice (I live in Canada) so my dad and his friend starts drinking but like I mean drinking, they probably drunk 10 beers combined AND 2 hole bottle of Crown Royal, so after about 3 hours it was time to go, so we got out and my dad and his friend were having a lot of trouble waking so my dad's like "Ah you drive" I was only 12 and Marcel's drive way is quite long and it decends then starts turning then goes up while still turning....oh ya and the ditch is like 6 foot (183 cm) deep AND it was all icy...very very bad thing, so I get behind the wheel of my dad's cube van (or construction van) so I was going good but just at the last second like I was just at the top the van started spining so my dad's like "Ok put it in park i'll back it up" so he started and the van just continued and we went in the ditch but since I was in the passenger seet when the van tilted I fell of the seet and just at that time the van stoped so I just went flying with all the tools in the back and it took my dad like 15 min tu get out cz what? HE WAS LAUGHING!... so then we walked back to our house but it took an eturnaty cz he didn't stop falling cz of the ice.

[Graham]

I had to kill a cow right before my father cut it open to get the baby a few days before Christmas. Merry Chrimmy everyone.

[Psycho]

Me and a friend of mine were about to go out shooting some fireworks.
We were kidding around with having lighter gas in a bottle and lighting it for some flamethrower burst effect.

He had a bit too much in it one time, and a huge flame shot out. He was like "ow I burnt my hand" and he was staring at his hand for a few seconds before I said "um your pants are on fire"
And they really were. The side of his pants were on fire.
Too bad I wasn't drunk. I woulda laughed my ass off.


Anyway, same night a little later we were lighting those spinner things. The ones that you light the fuse and put on the ground so they spin around like crazy.
Anyway, we lit them and threw them out the window to see what would happen.

Now one of the spinners landed down by a tree in my neighbours garden. A really huge tree.
We were waiting for the spinner to stop, but the damn tree caught fire.
So we rushed down with some water and stuff to put out the flame, and it was pretty high on the tree already. My neighbour would probably had a huge ass flaming tree fall on his house if we hadn't been able to put it out.

Yes we were stupid.

[a-4-year-old]

on holidays all we do at my house is eat. and boy do we eat.

[Rangedmage14]

When its Christmas, we open presents. And all I find out is, all the stuff thats been stolen from me by neighbors, parents, cousins, siblings, everyone, the take my feck and they wrap it up and give it to me, and when I ask where they got it from, they say they took it from me, I ask why, and then they say, we wanted to give you the stuff you like best so we got you the same stuff, without having to waste a penny. And by now I'm pissed as feck. I shout "GAH! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT FOR FOREVER, WHY'D YOU TAKE IT?!" Then they are laughing and they tell me they are kidding and the real presnets are in the basement, for 2 years, I had an unhappy childhood due to that prank. First time shame on them, second time shame on them x2.

I even made them empty out thier pockets and stuff once they left my room for like 2 weeks after it happened. This once happened when I was 4, and I don't really remember it, but I was reminded of it. And it happened again when I was 9. Both times, I sat there and cried for over 3 hours.

[BondJamesBond]

Buahah, just about an hour ago my dad came up to me and said someone stole our Christmas lights. We just put'em up yesterday.

[jrgp]

Around Christmas last year, my mom got in a fender bender, my white German Sheperd dog flew across the car to the dashboard and nearly died. Luckily he recovered immediately and is still alive and kicking.

[Fluffy]

Nothing interesting happened.

[O.R.I.O.N.]

Presents, Disney World, yada yada yada. All the same feck.