Funny xfire chats.

[ds dude]

Ok, show us your funny xfire moments.

Heres one.

[GG] Ds Dude: are you unbanned from forums
Dascoo: no
[GG] Ds Dude: are you f*cking serious
Dascoo: and I have no way to contact admins
[GG] Ds Dude: h/o let me contact flabs again
Dascoo: so could you ask flies
Dascoo: thanks
[GG] Ds Dude:
Dascoo: maybe he just forgot
[GG] Ds Dude: who knows
[GG] Ds Dude: let me IM him
Dascoo: alright thanks
[GG] Ds Dude: np
[GG] Ds Dude: ok he is trying to unban you
Dascoo: okidoki
Dascoo: tell him I said thanks...for being 1 month over
[GG] Ds Dude: kk
Dascoo: just joking
[GG] Ds Dude: crap i sended that
Dascoo: lol
[GG] Ds Dude: lol

[Dascoo]

Unfortunately now everyone knows that I'm not dead.

[ds dude]

Great to have you back.


That part at the end was funny. "Crap I sended that lolol".

[BondJamesBond]

Unfortunately now everyone knows that I'm not dead.

Bleh I thought I smelled Asian.

[ds dude]

Relax Jamesbond. Asian people ftw.

[Dascoo]

Unfortunately now everyone knows that I'm not dead.

Bleh I thought I smelled Asian.

Didn't I get banned because somebody took ASIAN to seriously?

[ds dude]

Dascoo lets try to stay on topic. I don't want you getting banned again.

[Scorpian]

I forgot about Dascoo

[Rangedmage14]

Colin: hi?
~!EL~ Rangedmage: hi colin
~!EL~ Rangedmage: its expresso
Colin: ik dat!
~!EL~ Rangedmage:
Colin: sup son?
<1234colin is now playing Soldat>
~!EL~ Rangedmage: nothin you
Colin: i'm chillllin
Colin: i was trying all the different server ports with U13 to find servers lol
Colin: port 30007 is one
Colin: 30009 i think too
Colin: OOH and xfire doesn't make me lag during soldat now?
Colin: yay it doesn't!
~!EL~ Rangedmage: lol
Colin: I CAN HAVE XFIRE ON NOW
Colin: WHEN I PLAY
Colin: I JUST SHIT MYSELF
~!EL~ Rangedmage: lmao
~!EL~ Rangedmage: I took a shit a couple hours ago
~!EL~ Rangedmage: I was holding it in for 4 days
Colin: i just took one
Colin: tLAWL THATS A LONG TIME
~!EL~ Rangedmage: it took me 5 flushs to get it all down the toilet
~!EL~ Rangedmage: not even kiddin
Colin: ROFLLL
Colin: thats fucking insane
<1234colin stopped playing Soldat>
~!EL~ Rangedmage: it was like i stood on top of the toilet and i filled it all up
~!EL~ Rangedmage: it was crazy
Colin: LAWL
~!EL~ Rangedmage: i had shit stains all over my boxers
Colin: rofl rofl


I can't tell you if that was serious or a joke... because I don't remember saying that, but its posted on ~!EL~ forums.

[Brock]

I win   

[GG]Commander Hailfire: The reckless run to their doom, the smart can delay it for eternity
[GG]Jerr: Doom is unstoppable, fag.
[GG]Brock ((pRoNgTeR)): I run to burger king, screw my doom!
[GG]Zero: Screw burger King, go to Taco Bell
'Af|IQ Unlimited: screw your tacos I don't want ecoli

[GG]Jerr: thers porn in my ssytem32 file
[GG]Zero: >.>
[GG]Jerr: its called "macsucks.avi"
[GG]Zero: lol
[GG]Jerr: i'm afraid to open it ;_;
[GG]Zero: OPEN IT
[GG]Brock ((pRoNgTeR)): lol
[GG]Brock ((pRoNgTeR)): DO IT
[GG]Brock ((pRoNgTeR)): YOULL BE COOL

And one really long one.

fz'D. Bananasniper: fz'D. Bananasniper: SUP BITCH?
[GG]5SixAce: WAZZUp
fz'D. Bananasniper: so ur the newbie here huh
[GG]5SixAce: yeah haaa
fz'D. Bananasniper: lets see those soldat hours!
fz'D. Bananasniper: exactly...
fz'D. Bananasniper: 2
fz'D. Bananasniper: maybe 2 1/2?
fz'D. Bananasniper: im thinking 2 1/2?
fz'D. Bananasniper: well let me clue you in here
fz'D. Bananasniper: go onto your xfire profile and update your rig
fz'D. Bananasniper: I would like a good laugh
[GG]5SixAce: loool woooow
fz'D. Bananasniper: come on do it
fz'D. Bananasniper: all the cool kids are
[GG]5SixAce: noo
[GG]5SixAce: it destroys yur comp
fz'D. Bananasniper: no
[GG]5SixAce: yeas
fz'D. Bananasniper: it makes everything better
[GG]5SixAce: lmao
fz'D. Bananasniper: think advil cept extra strength
[GG]5SixAce: yeah fur real
fz'D. Bananasniper: and for computers
fz'D. Bananasniper: come on
fz'D. Bananasniper: do it
[GG]5SixAce: naw ill just feed my comp viagra
fz'D. Bananasniper: http://www.xfire.com/profile/
fz'D. Bananasniper: log in and upload it bitch
[GG]5SixAce: lol
fz'D. Bananasniper: im afraid I can not cordial invite you into the clan fully until you upload your rig
[GG]5SixAce: lmao woow
[GG]5SixAce: im not going to
[GG]5SixAce: sorry
fz'D. Bananasniper: why the fuck not
[GG]5SixAce: cause I cant
fz'D. Bananasniper: listen I havent told anyone yet but im a child predator and unless you upload your shit computer I will track your ip down and then commence in going to your house, killiing everyone there but you and then raping you in the butt with a toaster
fz'D. Bananasniper: so do it
fz'D. Bananasniper: now
fz'D. Bananasniper: like right now
[GG]5SixAce: looooool
fz'D. Bananasniper: im not even kidding
[GG]5SixAce: yull have to rape me then
[GG]5SixAce: BRING ITT
[GG]5SixAce: i opened my door
[GG]5SixAce: even
fz'D. Bananasniper: here let me describe it maybe you'll change your mind
[GG]5SixAce: lmao
fz'D. Bananasniper: you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat
fz'D. Bananasniper: you hear a rumbling under the floor
fz'D. Bananasniper: turns out thats just your stomach
fz'D. Bananasniper: so you turn over and go back to bed
fz'D. Bananasniper: a little while later
fz'D. Bananasniper: you hear doors very gently opening and closing
fz'D. Bananasniper: and something clicking
fz'D. Bananasniper: and then when all the doors but yours have been opened
fz'D. Bananasniper: your doorknob slowly turns
fz'D. Bananasniper: your eyes get wide
fz'D. Bananasniper: you pull your covers up almost over your head
fz'D. Bananasniper: but then
fz'D. Bananasniper: the door opens
fz'D. Bananasniper: and then you will see me holding a toaster
fz'D. Bananasniper: by the cord
fz'D. Bananasniper: not just an ordinary toaster
fz'D. Bananasniper: but a....
[GG]5SixAce: LMFAOOO
fz'D. Bananasniper: how should I put this
fz'D. Bananasniper: a toaster so fucking big it almost doesnt fit in the doorway
[GG]5SixAce: lmfapoooo
[GG]5SixAce: omg
[GG]5SixAce: im dieing
[GG]5SixAce: loool
fz'D. Bananasniper: then you pretend like you didnt see me
fz'D. Bananasniper: and roll over
fz'D. Bananasniper: but then you feel the covers being lifted
fz'D. Bananasniper: and your underpants slowly pulled down until you can feel the breeze running throughout the house touch your unprotected buttocks
fz'D. Bananasniper: then you feel a pain so painful that the only word to describe it would be....relentless
fz'D. Bananasniper: as the huge fuckign toaster is shoved up your ass
[GG]5SixAce: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
fz'D. Bananasniper: you eventually think its over
fz'D. Bananasniper: then you hear the cord being plugged in....
[GG]5SixAce: omg stop i cant breathe lmao
fz'D. Bananasniper: and it you feel relief as it is pulled out
fz'D. Bananasniper: then you hear the toaster click as something is put into it and a clank as the level on it is pulled down
fz'D. Bananasniper: and eventually after what feels like a lifetime but is actually a mere fraction of a second the toaster is shoved back up your ass except farther and deeper into your digestive tract
fz'D. Bananasniper: then you feel the intense burning heat as whatever you think I put into the toaster is gettting hotter
[GG]5SixAce: loooolll omfg
[GG]5SixAce: im realy dieing'l
[GG]5SixAce: loool
fz'D. Bananasniper: then after what feels like another lifetime of relentless pain you hear a click
[GG]5SixAce: looool
fz'D. Bananasniper: and the toaster......pops
fz'D. Bananasniper: and you dont even have the slightest clue as the dead babies I put into the toaster project them selves through your spinal cord and into your brain in a mere second
fz'D. Bananasniper: then....
fz'D. Bananasniper: I take your body and put it on a altar to worship the Great Satan
fz'D. Bananasniper: now
fz'D. Bananasniper: UPLOAD YOUR MOTHER FUCKING RIG
[GG]5SixAce: wow
[GG]5SixAce: that was
[GG]5SixAce: a work of art
fz'D. Bananasniper: fuck you upload your piece of shit computer
[GG]5SixAce: naw i still dun feel like it
fz'D. Bananasniper: WHORE
[GG]5SixAce: lol
[GG]5SixAce: lol
fz'D. Bananasniper: damn you
fz'D. Bananasniper: you have no friends
[GG]5SixAce: lol cool
fz'D. Bananasniper: ONLY ME AND SOME RANDOM WHORE
fz'D. Bananasniper: wait
fz'D. Bananasniper: not even me
fz'D. Bananasniper: ha
[GG]5SixAce: lmao
fz'D. Bananasniper: less than none
[GG]5SixAce: thats zero
fz'D. Bananasniper: no less than none is negative where did you go to school your basement?
 fz'D. Bananasniper: first off
fz'D. Bananasniper: I said Pie not PI
fz'D. Bananasniper: second off
[GG]5SixAce: loool
[GG]5SixAce: http://scarysht91.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/patho38.jpg.w300h242.jpg
fz'D. Bananasniper: WHERE THE HELL DOES A FOURTH GRADER GET TO TELL ME OFF
[GG]5SixAce: here you go
fz'D. Bananasniper: FUCK YOU
fz'D. Bananasniper: suck a dick
[GG]5SixAce: click the link
fz'D. Bananasniper: what a coincidence
fz'D. Bananasniper: thats one of the babies I was planning on catupulting up your anus
[GG]5SixAce: LOOOOOOL
fz'D. Bananasniper: yes actually that exact one
fz'D. Bananasniper: now more about you
fz'D. Bananasniper: you play halo
fz'D. Bananasniper: how about tf2
fz'D. Bananasniper: got a xbox
fz'D. Bananasniper: got a jeep
fz'D. Bananasniper: how bout some game fuel
[GG]5SixAce: naw
fz'D. Bananasniper: all these determine how much a fag you are
[GG]5SixAce: lol
fz'D. Bananasniper: which ones dont you have and which do you have
[GG]5SixAce: I have noone of those
fz'D. Bananasniper: then you are slightly a fag
fz'D. Bananasniper: because the only one to answer yes on was tf2
fz'D. Bananasniper: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/14
[GG]5SixAce: lol amazing
fz'D. Bananasniper: you joined xfire today
fz'D. Bananasniper: upload your fucking rig already
fz'D. Bananasniper: do you know how to do that
[GG]5SixAce: ok
fz'D. Bananasniper: if you dont heres a helpful hint
[GG]5SixAce: heres my rig
[GG]5SixAce: http://www.ispub.com/xml/journals/ijpn/vol2n1/harlequin-fig2.jpg
fz'D. Bananasniper: TAKE A SCREWDRIVER AND FUCKING SHOVE IT INTO YOUR EAR UNTI LYOU CANT FEEL IT ANYMORE
[GG]5SixAce: lol
[GG]5SixAce: thats real
[GG]5SixAce: by the way
fz'D. Bananasniper: thats the other baby I was gonna shove high up into your ass
[GG]5SixAce: its a disease
[GG]5SixAce: lmao
[GG]5SixAce: what other surprises do i have?
fz'D. Bananasniper: I SAID
fz'D. Bananasniper: TAKE A SCREWDRIVER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
[GG]5SixAce: lol
fz'D. Bananasniper: or we could normal chit chat like some insignificant twats
fz'D. Bananasniper: so 5Sixace
fz'D. Bananasniper: did you get your name at a frat party or were you just sitting in your basement high
[GG]5SixAce: no
fz'D. Bananasniper: or both
fz'D. Bananasniper: im guessing both
[GG]5SixAce: its a gang code
fz'D. Bananasniper: oh I see
[GG]5SixAce: i cant tell you
fz'D. Bananasniper: so it means SHOVE A COCK UP MY ASS RIGHT NOW BABY
fz'D. Bananasniper: eight
[GG]5SixAce: or biggie smalls would shoot you
fz'D. Bananasniper: eight?
fz'D. Bananasniper: ritght
[GG]5SixAce: HE WILL
fz'D. Bananasniper: it means that right
fz'D. Bananasniper: oh I see
fz'D. Bananasniper: so your the gangs bitch
fz'D. Bananasniper: so 5Sixace in your gang's code means : OUR BITCHY LOVE PUPPY
[GG]5SixAce: nooooo
fz'D. Bananasniper: more transcript
fz'D. Bananasniper: fz'D. Bananasniper: so 5Sixace in your gang's code means : OUR BITCHY LOVE PUPPY
[GG]5SixAce: nooooo
[GG]5SixAce: Its not a gang code
fz'D. Bananasniper: I think it does
[GG]5SixAce: i was jk
fz'D. Bananasniper: thats why its in gang code
fz'D. Bananasniper: I understand]
[GG]5SixAce: its actually yo mama's phone number
[GG]5SixAce: she gave to me
[GG]5SixAce: OOOOOOO
fz'D. Bananasniper: you dont want a xfire name like OUR BITHCY LOVE PUPPY
[GG]5SixAce: naw not relly
fz'D. Bananasniper: I completly understand
[GG]5SixAce: loool
fz'D. Bananasniper: but uhh
fz'D. Bananasniper: now that I know that
fz'D. Bananasniper: its going to be a little awkward
fz'D. Bananasniper: so you got a mic
fz'D. Bananasniper: you need to get a mic
[GG]5SixAce: i know
[GG]5SixAce: i will try this weekend
<C4LL1N' [GG]5SixAce>
fz'D. Bananasniper: calling you bitch pick up
[GG]5SixAce: ?
fz'D. Bananasniper: PICK UP DAMMIT
[GG]5SixAce: lol
<[GG]5SixAce d1d N07 4NswEr j00r K4LL>
[GG]5SixAce: i cant
[GG]5SixAce: i dutn have a mic
fz'D. Bananasniper: OR SO HELP ME I WILL SHOVE A RAKE UP YOUR DICKHOLE
<C4LL1N' [GG]5SixAce>
fz'D. Bananasniper: rake up dickhole or accept call?
<c4LL 3s748l1Sh3d 70 [GG]5SixAce (M3D1uM)>
<Pu5H-7o-74lK I5 3n48l3d. pr355 "F12" 7o 4c7iv473 JOoR mIcRopHOn3.>
fz'D. Bananasniper: now talk bitch
<C4LL 3nd3D>
[GG]5SixAce: ?
fz'D. Bananasniper: alright I see how it is
fz'D. Bananasniper: RAKE UP DICKHOLE TIME
[GG]5SixAce: lol

[Rangedmage14]

lmao, thats funny, that last one that is. I've gotten a baby shoved up my asshole too once. Long story...

Nice pictures, I almost puked, no joke. Thanks a fecking lot.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY "FECK"??

I wasn't even aware people typed that until I saw someone complain about it.  After that, the word appeared everywhere.  Just use a different (real) word, instead of misspelling an existing one.

[Scorpian]

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY "FECK"??

I wasn't even aware people typed that until I saw someone complain about it.  After that, the word appeared everywhere.  Just use a different (real) word, instead of misspelling an existing one.

It's the new wordfilter.

And here's mine.

^Re/Scorpian: Sup fecker?
0range: wat
^Re/Scorpian: sup?
0range: nothing
0range: 4chan was down
[talk about how 4chan was hacked because he's late for everything]
^Re/Scorpian: mootle fixed everything
<hamsterpants stopped playing Soldat>
0range: WAT
0range: i found a new source of amusement these days
^Re/Scorpian: aND THAT IS?
0range: teenchatcenter.com
^Re/Scorpian: i'm tempted
^Re/Scorpian: very tempted
0range: have a girly screen name
^Re/Scorpian: Oh
^Re/Scorpian: Pedos
^Re/Scorpian: yeah
0range: and instantly be bombarded with like 10 chats
^Re/Scorpian: lots of fun
^Re/Scorpian: so i saw you were playing soldat?
0range: yes
^Re/Scorpian: you like soldat?
0range: ...
0range: no I do not enjoy soldat but I play anyways
^Re/Scorpian: Oh
^Re/Scorpian: I don't like it very much either
^Re/Scorpian: I only played it for 1 hour thats it
^Re/Scorpian: my sentences are runons
^Re/Scorpian: .
0range: wat and you got into re
^Re/Scorpian: wat
0range: lies
^Re/Scorpian: what are you going on about
0range: i said you got into Re
^Re/Scorpian: I've been in Re
^Re/Scorpian: Where have you been?
0range: clan wise?
^Re/Scorpian: No
^Re/Scorpian: actually
^Re/Scorpian: yes
^Re/Scorpian: Where.
^Re/Scorpian: Tell me
0range: :S
^Re/Scorpian: don't give me your s face bullfeck
0range: 1 clan and that was MC
0range: i sent you a smiley face
0range: feckes love smiley faces
^Re/Scorpian: fecking s face bullfeck
^Re/Scorpian: what the feck does that even mean?
^Re/Scorpian: :S
0range: and im in a TW clan
^Re/Scorpian: What is that supposed to be?
^Re/Scorpian: :S
0range: it means im fecking confused
^Re/Scorpian: Shouldn't you go :?
0range: Yes
^Re/Scorpian: instead of :S
0range: no
^Re/Scorpian: You just said yes
^Re/Scorpian: make up your mind
0range: ITS A FREAKING EXAGGERATED FACIAL EXPRESSION
0range: WHO CARES?!!1
^Re/Scorpian: IT'S A SERIES OF CHARACTERS ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN
^Re/Scorpian: JESUS CARES
0range: jesus died 2000 YEARS AGO
^Re/Scorpian: So?
^Re/Scorpian: We still celebrate Easter.
0range: what does that have to do with anything
^Re/Scorpian: O lawd
0range: no u
^Re/Scorpian: Easter celebrates the rising or jesus (or whatever, like i care)
0range: but that doesnt mean its ture
0range: turd
0range: true
^Re/Scorpian: i'm posting this on 4chons
0range: no
^Re/Scorpian: then i'll post it on soldat forums
0range: no
^Re/Scorpian: well the it's going to pedochan
0range: ok
^Re/Scorpian:
^Re/Scorpian: what's the password
0range: [censored for SF's sake]
^Re/Scorpian: aye
^Re/Scorpian: So you play solitare?
^Re/Scorpian: I'm ahving a solitare tourny at my house
^Re/Scorpian: $10 grand prize
0range: address
^Re/Scorpian: 30 west feck you street
0range: brb i'll look it up
^Re/Scorpian: ABC town, nowhere land
^Re/Scorpian: USA
0range: WHAT YOU AMERIfecker
^Re/Scorpian: D:
0range: by the way your computer is excellent
0range: top notch
^Re/Scorpian: i no rite
0range: you cant get any better than emachines
^Re/Scorpian: i no rite
^Re/Scorpian: Integrated chips are all the rage
0range: you play a feck load of games
0range: HAHAHA CELERON
^Re/Scorpian: D:
^Re/Scorpian: Stop making fun of me
0range: what the feck is up with that smiley face
^Re/Scorpian: You see, this is why I play soldat.
0range: same
^Re/Scorpian: Exactly
0range: f u im gonna study now
^Re/Scorpian: studying is for pussies
^Re/Scorpian: go play soldat!
0range: especially during finals
^Re/Scorpian: i no rite
0range: F UUUUUUU
^Re/Scorpian: finals are gay like my mother
^Re/Scorpian: wait what
0range: how the hell do you exist then
^Re/Scorpian: Uhh
^Re/Scorpian: ermm
0range: BYE
^Re/Scorpian: Vacum cleaner?
0range: robot sex wins
<This user is now offline>

I hate my internet friends.

[Kagesha]

`Kagesha.pM ~KiS~: YOUR GAY
<This user is now offline>

XD

SykoLLama: im glitching in the floor =P
`Kagesha.pM ~KiS~:
`Kagesha.pM ~KiS~: you like humping that floor
`Kagesha.pM ~KiS~: dont you
`Kagesha.pM ~KiS~: xD
SykoLLama: only when ur in it kag
`Kagesha.pM ~KiS~: damn right

[Clawbug]

Unfortunately now everyone knows that I'm not dead.

Too bad no one cares. :<

[Lord Frunkamunch]

^Re/Scorpian: zomg <3
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: ZOMG
^Re/Scorpian: <3
^Re/Scorpian: <3
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Holy crapfack.
^Re/Scorpian: i know right
^Re/Scorpian: But like I said, <3
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: This is a totally different Lord Frunkamunch.
^Re/Scorpian: No way
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I uhh...Copied his name.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Yeah.
^Re/Scorpian: D:
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Right.
^Re/Scorpian: You gotta be kidding
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Errr....Nope. I'm like his identical twin
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Or something.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Definitely not him.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: No way.
^Re/Scorpian: How could you commit such a heinous crime
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Uhh...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Had permission?
^Re/Scorpian: We all know it's you under there
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: No it's not!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: No way!
^Re/Scorpian: Yes it is!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: No
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: !
^Re/Scorpian: Yes
^Re/Scorpian: !
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: N
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: o!
^Re/Scorpian: Y
^Re/Scorpian: E
^Re/Scorpian: S
^Re/Scorpian: !
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: brb.
^Re/Scorpian: K
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I'm back, but I'm totally not the guy you were just talking to.
^Re/Scorpian: Really now?
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: And, coincidentally, he's totally not the real Lord Frunkamunch.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Oh, yeah.
^Re/Scorpian: Well guess what
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: What?
^Re/Scorpian: I'm not the real Scorpian.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: O rly?
^Re/Scorpian: Coincidence?
^Re/Scorpian: I think not.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I think...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Too late.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Beat me to it.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Shame.
^Re/Scorpian: Quite
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Indeed.
^Re/Scorpian: Enough of this chit chat, I know who you are, and you nkow who I am.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: <insert intellectual-esque one-word-sentence here>
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Uhh...Santa?
^Re/Scorpian: And I'm the Easter Bunny
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Oh.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Not Santa then.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Which sucks,cause Santa's awesome.
^Re/Scorpian: No he's not
^Re/Scorpian: He can't lay eggs.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: ...Wait...
^Re/Scorpian: He doesn't even make the presents himself.
^Re/Scorpian: SLAVE.
^Re/Scorpian: LABOR.
^Re/Scorpian: Oops, shouldn't have said that.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Yeah, but he organizes the whole operation.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: And he pays the elves.
^Re/Scorpian: pfft
^Re/Scorpian: Sure he does
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Seriously..
^Re/Scorpian: feck, I lay mulit-colored mother fecking eggs.
^Re/Scorpian: AND I DELIVER THEM TO CHILDREN
^Re/Scorpian: AND I HAS CANDY
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: You don't lay them.
^Re/Scorpian: Yes I do.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I've seen the advertisements, I know what you do.
^Re/Scorpian: No you don't!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I've seen you make those cute little ducklings and fairies paint them.
^Re/Scorpian: Liies
^Re/Scorpian: All Liies
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: It's all right there on the $5.99. paint sets!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: On the back of the friggin box!
^Re/Scorpian: Oh god I've been found out
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Besides...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: The easter beagle owns you anyway.
^Re/Scorpian: Enough of this foolish pitter-patter
^Re/Scorpian: I know who you are, and you know who I am.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Well, if you're not santa...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: You must be scorpian!
^Re/Scorpian: Indded!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Process of elimination.
^Re/Scorpian: Indeed
^Re/Scorpian: And you are Lord Frunkamunch.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: No I'm not.
^Re/Scorpian: Yes you are.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I am...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: *drumroll*
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: *dramatic pause*
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: *another drumroll*
^Re/Scorpian: *gasp*
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: ^Re/Lord Frunkamunch!
^Re/Scorpian: But when you remove the clan tag.
^Re/Scorpian: You are Lord Frunkamunch!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: But I don't have to do that anymore.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: That's in the past.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I'm a new man.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I've put it all behind me.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: And a bit to the left.
^Re/Scorpian: Oh dear.
^Re/Scorpian: This is getting risque!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: ...Define risque.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Wait, brb. Wikipedia.
^Re/Scorpian: moar liek dictionary.com
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: But wikipedia has the links and stuff...
^Re/Scorpian: But all you need is a definition.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: And I'm a rebel, dictionary.com is for sissies.
^Re/Scorpian: D:
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: ...near the knuckle?
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: What's that supposed to mean?
^Re/Scorpian: Christ man.
^Re/Scorpian: daringly close to indelicacy or impropriety
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Wait, you meant the marvel character didn't you. brb again.
^Re/Scorpian: No no no.
^Re/Scorpian: daringly close to indelicacy or impropriety
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^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Aha, a fictional character in the marvel comics universe.
^Re/Scorpian:
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: I still don't see what my putting it all behind and to the left has to due with purple tighted mutants.
^Re/Scorpian:
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^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: It's really more resemblant if indelicacy or impropriety than a super hero.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Wouldn't that have made more sense?
^Re/Scorpian: I see what you did there.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Yeah, I went on wikipedia instead of dictionary.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Cause I'm tough that way.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: <insert bestial roar>
^Re/Scorpian: Wait, so you want me to take my clothes off?
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: ...No.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Not at all.
^Re/Scorpian: Oh.
^Re/Scorpian: Well while we're on the subject of purple-skinned mutants...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Tighted.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Normal skin color, actually.
^Re/Scorpian: Whatever, I never watched spiderman.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: X-force.
^Re/Scorpian: Whatever.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: It's all on the wikipedie page, dude.
^Re/Scorpian: Wikipedia is for the new-age
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risque_%28comics%29
^Re/Scorpian: My encyclopedia is where it's at
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: \m/
^Re/Scorpian: 1885 edition
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Encyclopedia?
^Re/Scorpian: WRITTEN encyclopdia
^Re/Scorpian: encyclopedia*
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Incredible.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: They would have had it done by 1883 if they'd used a computer though.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: But nooo...
^Re/Scorpian: Silly human, the computer wasn't invented until 2056
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Sure it was.
^Re/Scorpian: The same time Half-Life 2: Episode 3 was released
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: The government just covered it up.
^Re/Scorpian: Well of course, we all know they were running Black Mesa
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: And the advertisement team were too busy looking at fatchicksinpartyhats.com to make any comercials for it.
^Re/Scorpian: Sorry, I missed that last sentence, too busy looking at fatchicksinpartyhats.com
^Re/Scorpian: In fact
^Re/Scorpian: I can't continue this conversation, busy looking at fatchicksinpartyhats.com
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Hmm.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Yeah, I get your point.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: fat chick in party hats>mutant chicks in purple tights.
^Re/Scorpian: No no no no
^Re/Scorpian: No
^Re/Scorpian: Just no
^Re/Scorpian: Flip the alligator
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: But...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: The party hats..
^Re/Scorpian: He wants to eat the purple chicks
^Re/Scorpian: flip the alligator!
^Re/Scorpian: > =/= <
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Wait, what?
^Re/Scorpian: Didn't they teach you that in 2nd grade?
^Re/Scorpian: < and > are alligators
^Re/Scorpian: And they want to eat the bigger number
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Oh.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Right.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: That was...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Obscure...
^Re/Scorpian: Cuz biggar numbarz r tasie
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: And I wasated all that time
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: typing "Flip the Alligator" on wikipedia
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: just to see what you were talking about.
^Re/Scorpian: Wikipedia is not your source for 2nd grade mathmatics
^Re/Scorpian: gb2school
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: But I didn't know it was 2nd grade mathematic you were tlaking about...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: talking.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: whatever.
^Re/Scorpian: But in 2nd grade they used cute anologies to teach you
^Re/Scorpian: Cuz u was dumb n stuff
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Yeah...
^Re/Scorpian: I'm guessing you grew up in China and don't know the meaning of love?
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: "The 8 has 2 holes so it sucks up 2 from the 5, which makes 13!"
^Re/Scorpian: What
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: you know...
^Re/Scorpian: Oh
^Re/Scorpian: I see what you did there
^Re/Scorpian: 2 holes...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Yeah, and 9 has one...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: nevermind.
^Re/Scorpian: That's tasteless
^Re/Scorpian: Risque teaching.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Only if you hav a perverted mind at the age of 6...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Although I wouldn't put that past some people...
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Given that 6 is the age of poop jokes.
^Re/Scorpian: lulz
^Re/Scorpian: Sure is
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Knock, knock.
^Re/Scorpian: Who's there
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: poop and pee!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Hahahahahaha!
^Re/Scorpian: HAHAHHAHA
^Re/Scorpian: OH GOD THIS REMINDS ME OF A JOKE
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: WHAT IS IT?
^Re/Scorpian: Knock knock.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Who's there?
^Re/Scorpian: PEE AND POO!
^Re/Scorpian: HAHAHHAAH
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: AHAHAHHAHAHA!
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Oh man, that cracked me up.
^Re/Scorpian: Same here.
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: GET IT? CRACK?!?
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: HAHAHAHAHA!
^Re/Scorpian: HAHAHHAHA
^Re/Scorpian: LIKE THE KIND YOU SMOKE I GET IT
^Re/Scorpian: HAHAHAHHA
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: NO, THE KIND YOU POOP WITH!
^Re/Scorpian: OH GOD
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: HAHAHAHAHA
^Re/Scorpian: HAHHAHAAHHAHA NOW I GET IT
^Re/Lord Frunkamunch: Y'see, back when ah wuz a youngun we didn't know what thas "crayuk" stuff was.
^Re/Scorpian: Kay

[Scorpian]

Text of which is a wall

That was fabricated.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Was not.

[Psycho]

vX][Spacewing: Im pisse
vX][Spacewing: d
vX][Spacewing: some fecking idiot in my class shoved a fecking pencil up my fecking nose so i got nosebleed. Then i went to the toilet and my mates thought i had been in a fight
vX][Spacewing: then i went back to kill that fecker
vX][Spacewing: but he was gone
vX][Spacewing: I got pont
vX][Psycho: oO
vX][Psycho: http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=23139.new#new
vX][Psycho: lol
vX][Spacewing: rofl
vX][Psycho: nice timing
vX][Spacewing: D.
vX][Spacewing: I should have told you on msn
vX][Spacewing: \o/
vX][Psycho: ^^

[O.R.I.O.N.]

Text of which is a wall

That was fabricated.

Still was a good laugh though. XD