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Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2007, 08:01:58 pm »
I'd use my Jiu-Jitsu skills (since I'm a Sensei/black belt) and I'd jump on him and strangle him until he passes out OR just simply break his neck
Wow Snake, just reading your reply made me wonder, how many people that play soldat can actually inflict pain in real life?

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2007, 08:03:33 pm »
I'd use my Jiu-Jitsu skills (since I'm a Sensei/black belt) and I'd jump on him and strangle him until he passes out OR just simply break his neck
Wow Snake, just reading your reply made me wonder, how many people that play soldat can actually inflict pain in real life?
As long as you have a nervous system, and I have a fist, I can inflict pain.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2007, 08:08:12 pm »
I'd use my Jiu-Jitsu skills (since I'm a Sensei/black belt) and I'd jump on him and strangle him until he passes out OR just simply break his neck
Wow Snake, just reading your reply made me wonder, how many people that play soldat can actually inflict pain in real life?

lol me too accualy

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2007, 08:22:16 pm »
I'd start looting.

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2007, 08:55:43 pm »
LOL at those who think they would start looting, unless your secluded from his rampage, which you probably arent, you'd be running your ass off, i have no doubt in my mind, unless you have something in your hand already, you arent gonna loot, your life is too precious. To you at least


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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2007, 09:03:53 pm »
Come up to the guy, act like a priest, and when he gets his guard down, I kick his balls, then put the pistol in the trash bin and walk away.

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2007, 09:06:06 pm »
Come up to the guy, act like a priest, and when he gets his guard down, I kick his balls, then put the pistol in the trash bin and walk away.


HAHAHA your so smart, a guy goes nuts and decides to kill anybody and everybody in the mall, so he pulls out a gun and starts buckin shots. The fuck you think this guy is religious? The priest is the first to go down.

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2007, 09:07:25 pm »
Come up to the guy, act like a priest, and when he gets his guard down, I kick his balls, then put the pistol in the trash bin and walk away.
Lol @ phail.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2007, 09:32:38 pm »
Throw merchandise at his face/attempt to knock the gun out of his hands.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2007, 02:45:18 am »
Run like the coward i am... And hope some else takes a fall for me... Then i would probably lie to everyone i knew to make myself look tough XD

but if i was to be heroic, i would probably wait for a distraction and throw stuff, or find some heavy object and beat them with it.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2007, 11:30:00 am »
Throw merchandise at his face/attempt to knock the gun out of his hands.

Haha, yeah you would surely throw stuff at a mental guy waving a gun around...
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2007, 11:32:57 am »
Pull out my m60 and go Arnold on him: "Get DOOOOEWN!"

fucking win.


i would take cover, and when i see him reloading try to take him out with something close to me (smack him on the head with a television or whatever)

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2007, 02:03:02 pm »
Run away as fast as I can.

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2007, 02:38:53 pm »
In America: I'd run into one of the ~27 gun stores, vault over the counter, load up with a few pistols and a shotgun, throw on a flak jacket, knock out the guy behind the counter and steal his trench coat, and then slowly walk out of the store armed to the teeth and unload on the fucker.

Anywhere else: I'd run my fucking ass off and go and hide in a furniture store in a thick-oak cupboard and stay there until someone buys it.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2007, 03:02:54 pm »
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In America: I'd run into one of the ~27 gun stores, vault over the counter, load up with a few pistols and a shotgun, throw on a flak jacket, knock out the guy behind the counter and steal his trench coat, and then slowly walk out of the store armed to the teeth and unload on the fecker.
This isn't the 70's... every mall I have been too has no gun store. Maybe you can find some knives... but thats about as far as you can realistically get.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2007, 03:28:36 pm »
Go running wherever he is, wait until he shoot me, and when I'm dead, hope respawn somewhere away from him  :)

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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2007, 03:58:49 pm »
I would start downloading as fast as I can and create as much lag as I can so I will get a ping kicked out of the shopping mall.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2007, 04:05:59 pm »
I would start downloading as fast as I can and create as much lag as I can so I will get a ping kicked out of the shopping mall.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2007, 06:19:43 pm »
I would yell at him and say, "OMFG YOUR MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!", then when he turns around, kick him in the nuts so fecking hard, that it goes up and he throws up his balls.
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Re: Here's a scenario.
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2007, 08:01:16 pm »
The truth is everyone would clear the area around him in 4 seconds, leaving anyone trying to "sneak up" extremely exposed.
He would also probably be turning around and wawing like hell, so you wouldnt even thinking about other things than getting the hell out.
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