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Offline mxyzptlk

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How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« on: December 19, 2007, 06:21:15 pm »
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I was able to get 25 of those suckers.

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 06:24:13 pm »
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 06:25:44 pm »
Only 23. Poor me, I think. :(
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 06:27:06 pm »
I did this a few weeks ago. It was 30 or 31, I think.

Re-took it and got 30.

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 06:27:15 pm »
17... I highly doubt its that low...
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 06:27:37 pm »
24 here.
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 06:31:55 pm »
Apparently i can take on 28 of them little suckers.

Lmfao @ the last question, ''would you feel morally wrong with picking up a 5 year old to swing/throw at others?" hahah hell naw, if they are attacking me, im doing whatever it takes.

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 06:34:23 pm »
29, and for the last two, are you ok with fighting a bunch of 5 year olds, depends, would I get arrested? And, would you throw a kid at the others? Depends how many kids there are.
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2007, 06:47:51 pm »
28 WTF? I could throw them at each other with ease/pleasure. I could do sixty.
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2007, 06:47:58 pm »
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2007, 06:50:35 pm »
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2007, 06:50:52 pm »
28 WTF? I could throw them at each other with ease/pleasure. I could do sixty.

HAHA, realistically i would go on with them forever until i got tired, 5 year olds dont deal damage... Give them steriods then its game on, deep-voiced, half-brained midgets anyone?

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2007, 06:52:42 pm »
Of course SF could do well, We are so conditioned to zombie matches and all.

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2007, 06:56:31 pm »
18 (For the 3rd time your honor, the mental problems cause by cranial trauma would never have happened had my client not been attacked first. He holds no responsibility for the deaths of the other 3 children, as it was clearly aggravated assault. My client used necessary force and no more; the 5 year olds should have considered their own low pain threshold before attacking him.)

Realistically, I could go on for days. After it got boring I might lose, although that could take weeks.
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2007, 07:04:13 pm »
30.

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2007, 07:08:35 pm »
I think to lose I would have to fake being unconscious, five year olds can't do jack.
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2007, 07:13:57 pm »
I think to lose I would have to fake being unconscious, five year olds can't do jack.
Nutpunches and shinkicks.

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2007, 07:28:43 pm »
I think to lose I would have to fake being unconscious, five year olds can't do jack.
Nutpunches and shinkicks.
shin kicks won't knock you unconscious and nut punches don't work if you have a cup.
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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2007, 07:35:33 pm »
31.

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2007, 07:35:55 pm »
Wow.. I'm surprised I got 31...  :)
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