How many five year olds can you take in a fight?

[mxyzptlk]

I think to lose I would have to fake being unconscious, five year olds can't do jack.

Nutpunches and shinkicks.

shin kicks won't knock you unconscious and nut punches don't work if you have a cup.

Shin kicks WILL make your legs buckle, giving them access to you head.

[a-4-year-old]

I think to lose I would have to fake being unconscious, five year olds can't do jack.

Nutpunches and shinkicks.

shin kicks won't knock you unconscious and nut punches don't work if you have a cup.

Shin kicks WILL make your legs buckle, giving them access to you head.

maybe if you defy physics. a five year older kick would, other than not feeling anything, make your leg straighten.

[Mangled*]

If you can't kick someone in the nuts then punch them squarely in the front of the neck.

1 It's very painful. Sharp aching pains in the center of the neck.

2 They don't expect it and it will shock them, particularly if they are inhaling at the time.

3 It dramatically tightens their windpipe due to the reflex of the muscles in the neck and they will be gasping for breath for around about half a minute if you do it really hard.

4 It can also potentially paralyse them / break their neck or even kill them outright if done extremely hard.

[mxyzptlk]

I think to lose I would have to fake being unconscious, five year olds can't do jack.

Nutpunches and shinkicks.

shin kicks won't knock you unconscious and nut punches don't work if you have a cup.

Shin kicks WILL make your legs buckle, giving them access to you head.

maybe if you defy physics. a five year older kick would, other than not feeling anything, make your leg straighten.

Thirty five year olds.

At the same time.

Unless you have a godly threshold for pain, you'll be going down.

[a-4-year-old]

I think to lose I would have to fake being unconscious, five year olds can't do jack.

Nutpunches and shinkicks.

shin kicks won't knock you unconscious and nut punches don't work if you have a cup.

Shin kicks WILL make your legs buckle, giving them access to you head.

maybe if you defy physics. a five year older kick would, other than not feeling anything, make your leg straighten.

Thirty five year olds.

At the same time.

Unless you have a godly threshold for pain, you'll be going down.

there isn't the surface area on your shin to fit thirty feet (pun?) maybe two kids could kick one shin at the same time, that all while you trample them.

Even if you did go down you could still fight off a bunch of them before they take you.

[Thinkto urself]

Does it count as killing the 5 year olds?(What about a-4-year-old?)

[a-4-year-old]

Does it count as killing the 5 year olds?(What about a-4-year-old?)

Getting a bad case of dead counts.

Best bet is to fight your way to a corner and (for me, keep them at bay with my feet until they get to close then drop to my knees (crushing at least one) and utilize my arms. Pushing one down would cause a domino effect that would give me enough time to fight off a few of them. The bodies would pile up making a natural wall and I could get down to picking off one or two at a time.

[Twistkill]

I got 17... I'm not a fighting person.

[KorrupT MerC]

The fuck, you guys must have weak shins or havent been kicked in them enough. Unless its a steel toe boot, it may hurt but its not gonna take me down, a bruise is nothing.

Too bad there is no logical way to actually do this though, it really sounds like fun hahaha and would be a great reality tv series. $25,000 everytime you make it past a wave of 25 ... dwell on that.

[a-4-year-old]

The feck, you guys must have weak shins or havent been kicked in them enough. Unless its a steel toe boot, it may hurt but its not gonna take me down, a bruise is nothing.

Too bad there is no logical way to actually do this though, it really sounds like fun hahaha and would be a great reality tv series. $25,000 everytime you make it past a wave of 25 ... dwell on that.

too easy. I would get up to a million in no time, unless they arrest me for homicide.

[Vilho]

23.

[SDFilm]

23, those fights at high school paid off. 

It'll be like the Burly Brawl fight in the Matrix Reloaded, but with tiny little 5 year olds taking the place of Smith. 

[Iq Unlimited]

24 .

[Mangled*]

fight your way to a corner

Nooo! You need to stay in the middle of the court and bunnyhop around.

Hell it works in most games... Why not in real life? (serious leg muscle fatigue)

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Yeah, but they could get behind you, and if they're smart they could latch onto your legs, or (if they're smart, or get lucky) get that nerve in the back of your leg that makes it useless for a few minutes...Plus, back of leg is a great targer for buckling...

Corner=good. Especially so if you have a wall of unconscious minors and a nice light one for a club..

[KorrupT MerC]

IF they were smart, they would take running dives at your shins, it would hyperextend your legs and that IS painful. It does say they show no fear lol.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

If you can't kick someone in the nuts then punch them squarely in the front of the neck.

1 It's very painful. Sharp aching pains in the center of the neck.

2 They don't expect it and it will shock them, particularly if they are inhaling at the time.

3 It dramatically tightens their windpipe due to the reflex of the muscles in the neck and they will be gasping for breath for around about half a minute if you do it really hard.

4 It can also potentially paralyse them / break their neck or even kill them outright if done extremely hard.

-------[=How to Kill Someone==]------------[=WITH YOUR BARE HANDS=]-----

            AN EXCERPT FROM THE ANARCHISTS COOKBOOK.....
                   Courtesy of the Jolly Roger

This file will explain the basics of hand-to-hand combat, and will tell
of the best places to strike and kill an enemy...
When engaged in hand-to-hand combat, your life is always at stake.
There is only one purpose in combat, and that is to kill your enemy.
Never face an enemy with the idea of knocking him out.
The chances are extremely good that he will kill YOU instead.
When a weapon is not available, one must resort to the full
use of his natural weapons. The natural weapons are:

1. The knife edge of your hands.
2. Fingers folded at the second joint or knuckle.
3. The protruding knuckle of your second finger.
4. The heel of your hand.
5. Your boot
6. Elbows
7. Knees

8. and Teeth.

Attacking is a primary factor. A fight was never
won by defensive action. Attack with all of your strength.
At any point or any situation, some vulnerable point on your enemies
body will be open for attack. Do this while screaming as screaming has
two purposes.

1. To frighten and confuse your enemy.
2. To allow you to take a deep breath which, in turn, will put
more oxygen in your blood stream. Your balance and balance of your
enemy are two inportant factors; since, if you succeed in making
your enemy lose his balance, the chances are nine to
one that you can kill him in your next move. The best over-all
stance is where your feet are spread about shoulders width apart,
with your right foot about a foot ahead of the left. Both arms
should be bent at the elbows parallel to each other. Stand on the
balls of your feet and bend your waist slightly. Kinda of like a
boxer's crouch. Employing a sudden movement or a scream or yell can
throw your enemy off-balance. There are many vulnerable points of
the body. We will cover them now:

Eyes:Use your fingers in a V-shape and attack in gouging motion.

Nose:(Extremely vulnerable) Strike with the knife edge of the hand
along the bridge, which will cause breakage, sharp pain, temporary
blindness, and if the blow is hard enough, death. Also, deliver a blow
with the heel of your hand in an upward motion, thisð  ðwill shove the
bone up into the brain causing death.

Adam's Apple: This spot is usually pretty well protected, but if you
get the chance, strike hard with the knife edge of your hand. This
should sever the wind-pipe, and then it's all over in a matter of
minutes.

Temple: There is a large artery up here, and if you hit it hard
enough, it will cause death. If you manage to knock your enemy down,
kick him in the temple, and he'll never get up again.

Back of the Neck: A rabbit punch, or blow delivered to the base of
the neck can easily break it, but to be safe, it is better to
use the butt of a gun or some other heavy blunt object.
Upper lip: A large network of nerves are located. These nerves are
extrememly close to the skin. A sharp upward blow will cause extreme
pain, and unconciosness.

Ears: Coming up from behind an enemy and cupping the hands in a clapping
motion over the victims ears can kill him immediately. The vibrations
caused from the clapping motion will burst his eardrums, and cause
internal bleeding in the brain.

Groin: A VERY vulnerable spot. If left open, get it with knee
hard, and he'll buckle over very fast.

Kidneys: A large nerve that branches off to the spinal cord comes very
close to the skin at the kidneys. A direct blow with the knife edge
of your hand can cause death.


There are many more ways to kill and injure an enemy, but these should
work best for the average person. This is meant only as information
and I would not recommend that you use this for a simple High School Brawl.
Use these methods only, in your opinion, if your life is in danger.
Any one of these methods could very easily kill or cause permanent damage
to someone. One more word of caution, you should practice these moves
before using them on a dummy, or a mock battle with a friend.
(You don't have to actually hit him to practice, just work on accuracy.)

[Blue-ninja]

I could probably take on even more of these little bastiches had they had a survey question basing on how physically enhanced you are when you are pissed-off.

[KorrupT MerC]

heh, i took it again and put in a whole bunch of bullshit to see how high i could get it, i got 39 five year olds.

[Mangled*]

If you can't kick someone in the nuts then punch them squarely in the front of the neck.

1 It's very painful. Sharp aching pains in the center of the neck.

2 They don't expect it and it will shock them, particularly if they are inhaling at the time.

3 It dramatically tightens their windpipe due to the reflex of the muscles in the neck and they will be gasping for breath for around about half a minute if you do it really hard.

4 It can also potentially paralyse them / break their neck or even kill them outright if done extremely hard.

Adam's Apple: This spot is usually pretty well protected, but if you
get the chance, strike hard with the knife edge of your hand. This
should sever the wind-pipe, and then it's all over in a matter of
minutes.

Considering the whole neck punching thing is something I actually discovered by accident by flicking someones adams apple a while ago... I'd say I was pretty spot on there.

And what is all this karate-chop (knife edge of hand) crap? Honestly it's not that easy to chop in a fight. Punches can reach further although I agree theres a risk it might hit their chin instead.

I can't see a chop actually severing the wind-pipe though... The wind pipe is protected by rings of cartilage....