Author Topic: Choose Your Own Adventure:Revamped? (Read 4076 times)

Splinter-Snake · « **on:** December 31, 2007, 05:13:37 pm »

I really liked this when Kyklis was doing it. But he eventually quit and was never heard from again. You just make suggestions as to what the man in the picture does. You don't say what happens or what appears. Just what he does. He has the abilities of a Soldat from the game. I'll choose a random suggestion. Or just something I feel like choosing.

Either this thread will make this live again, or it'll just be feck and no one will care.

First the guy needs a name and an action. Go for it.

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2007, 05:20:18 pm »

His name is Pie, and he jumps off the cliff, suddenly... He has these awesome flying abilities! With those flying abilities he flies away from the ground, and away back up the cliff! But... He hits his face on that branch, falls back down goes to the hospital where his wife, A-4-year-old revives him, but then he dies of spontaneous combustion.

Flamingo · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2007, 07:43:31 pm »

His name is cactus and he's going to use his cactus powers to break his fall.
(Summoning cactusses to break his fall)

Splinter-Snake · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:26:55 pm »

Quote from: Thinkto urself on December 31, 2007, 05:20:18 pm

His name is Pie, and he jumps off the cliff

Quote from: Flamingo on December 31, 2007, 07:43:31 pm

he's going to use his cactus powers to break his fall.
(Summoning cactusses to break his fall)

After falling through mid-air, Pie lost his toupe` and summoned a cactus. Oh no! The thorns have pierced him enough that he's now stuck.

Brad Pitt has the same problem!

I know...I just said you did...

What shall our hero do next? How will he escape being on a cactus and next to a douchebag?

Zeating · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:40:54 pm »

He pulls out a Deagle, shoots the douchebag the douchebag falls towards him, knocking the cactus off Pie. then runs in the desert were he finds a group of terrorists and a few cammels.

Splinter-Snake · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:46:35 pm »

Lmao, just say what he does, not what ends up happening.

CriminalJoe · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:51:23 pm »

Cactus Man f11's the douche. after removing the cactus from his anus he stumbles upon a BIG GIGANTIC

.......

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2007, 10:02:50 pm »

Cactus man uses his cactus powers to retract the cactus back into the ground. Which then causes douchebag's to grow bigger and explode him.

Flamingo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 01, 2008, 06:49:20 am »

Cactus man use his head to cactus spell on Brad Pitt.

Se!kA · « **Reply #9 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:52:19 am »

Brad Pitt joins cactus and from now they are partners in looking for weapon that could make them the masters of the universe.

Flamingo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 01, 2008, 10:45:09 am »

Quote from: Se!kA on January 01, 2008, 08:52:19 am

Brad Pitt joins cactus and from now they are partners in looking for weapon that could make them the masters of the universe.

NO BRAD PITT MUST DIE

Splinter-Snake · « **Reply #11 on:** January 01, 2008, 03:16:28 pm »

For the record, his name is Pie. I took half of Flamingo's post and 1/7th of thinktourself's.

Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on December 31, 2007, 10:02:50 pm

Cactus man uses his cactus powers to retract the cactus back into the ground. Which then causes douchebag's to grow bigger and explode him.

Oh no! It seems Pie has come into another predicament. What will he do now?!

What will he do? Who will come help him?

Flamingo · « **Reply #12 on:** January 01, 2008, 03:25:10 pm »

He's thirsty, Give him cactus sap to gain cactus teleport powers.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #13 on:** January 01, 2008, 03:45:11 pm »

Or at least the ability to see in the dark.

Se!kA · « **Reply #14 on:** January 01, 2008, 04:13:54 pm »

Eat all quicksand and then finish the Brad Pitt as Flamingo says.

Svirin Kerath · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:38:34 am »

Use jetboots to try to get out.

gedazz · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:04:53 am »

Hit /kill so you'll respawn on a solid ground.

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:04:05 pm »

His name is pie, suddenly That guy with the wierd name that made the tele shotty uses his hax to modify his cactus powers weapons into a teleshotty so he can fire out of the sand... But... then a4yo gets stuck in the sand.

pinOi32 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:17:33 pm »

he should smell his own ass and say: THAT STANK

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:06:00 pm »

He could revive a dead thread with a comment only the most juvenile of toddlers would find funny.

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Author Topic: Choose Your Own Adventure:Revamped? (Read 4076 times)