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Offline Blues

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2006, 12:38:29 am »
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2006, 12:41:45 am »
On my deathbed with family and friends around me having a big party or something to remember me.... or death by sexual exhaustion fo sho

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2006, 12:51:47 am »
Gunshot during some kind of attack. At least the last few minutes or seconds of your life will be exciting.
I wouldn't mind dying for my country or someone I dearly love, either. Killing someone to save another person, but becoming mortally wounded in the process, then dying in someone's arms is always dramatic.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2006, 01:23:45 am »
Genetic mutation! Yay! Kind of like some life altering chemical that gives me a week of total power to destroy things, and then as an army is coming down to shoot me, I die dramatically from the effects of the poison. ;D

Or exhaustionnnn from *cough* whatever, who knows. ;)

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2006, 01:34:32 am »
On my deathbed with family and friends around me having a big party or something to remember me.... or death by sexual exhaustion fo sho

Funny story I heard for the first time today:  My grandmother used to be a very famous piano player, in the bar and pub scene.  So one year she was working with this group who call themselves the Klondike Kates (photo)

So, they're ALL fat ladies, wearing big feather scarves, etc..that's basically what they look like.

My grandmother was doing auditions and rehearsals at the time, to prepare for the Minnesota Winter Carnival.  She lives in the way north of minnesota, and the kate's live in the south, so she had to stay with my dad.  My grandfather (who was divorced from my grandmother) also lived at my dad's.  In order to do auditions and rehearsals, my grandmother had to invite the kate's to my dad's house because there was nowhere else to play.  So they had a scheduled rehearsal in the late night one day.

Unfortunatelyyy, my grandfather passed away that same day, in his sleep.  My dad found him around noon, and called the coroner's and police.  Apparently neither my grandmother nor the kate's got the notice, so they showed up right on time.  The coroner and police get there shortly afterwards..and they were absolutely shocked when they saw all the kate's performing inside..like he was celebrating his dad's death, hahaha.

funny story..i miss my granddaddy :'(

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2006, 01:40:59 am »
I want to be in a Satanic themed snuff film that gets put on the internet.

Not only will I be sexed, killed and then eaten by hot blood covered succubus dressed girls in bikinis but I will also be an internet hero!!!

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2006, 02:06:17 am »
Wow...this topic is very...emo....

I'll choose suffocating in space, thank you very much.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2006, 02:44:34 am »
No you won't. You'll choose instantly exploding in space.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2006, 03:00:44 am »
I'd like to explode randomly for no apparent reason whatsoever. :P
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2006, 03:25:14 am »
Id love to explode randomly and freak out loads of people.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2006, 03:59:36 am »
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION FTW!!
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2006, 07:32:17 am »
I´d choose... /kill   ;D

suddenly collapse and dont understand what happened xD

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2006, 10:29:21 am »
my post is deleted and i've had an excellent death scene :|
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2006, 10:44:46 am »
I would love to die fighting a giant squid. I think I saw one first in a Zoobooks as a kid, and I've been fascinated by them ever since. I'd be like James Bond in Dr. No! Well, an unsuccessful James Bond due to the thread topic. :)

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2006, 11:01:36 am »
Who put 'Fall'? Nobody dies from falling...

Gunshot for me... quick n easy.


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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2006, 12:02:49 pm »
Actually, it's easy to die from falling. In Paris, people commit suicide by jumping into the Seine. They die upon impact with the water.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2006, 12:35:32 pm »
I hate all of those deaths. In fact, I'm quite scared of death, period, so I'm getting quite disturbed by reading some of the posts in this thread. >.> If I was able to choose my death I would want to die of natural causes. No one can choose their death unless they commit suicide.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2006, 01:19:32 pm »
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No one can choose their death unless they commit suicide.
OH EM GEE NEWSBREAK!! RELEASE THIS INFO TO THE WURLD!
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2006, 01:51:15 pm »
Fall. I like heights and I'd love to skydive to my death. Gunshot would be okay but uninteresting, burning would be excruciating, freezing would be horrible due to the slow numbing, drowning would be horrendous (it's bad enough when you inhale something and cough it out), bleeding to death would be unpleasant because of the stench of blood, and being eaten would be too slow and painful.

Who put 'Fall'? Nobody dies from falling...

Point head first, numbnuts.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2006, 01:52:44 pm »
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No one can choose their death unless they commit suicide.
OH EM GEE NEWSBREAK!! RELEASE THIS INFO TO THE WURLD!

IN OTHER OH-SO-URGENT NEWS: HITLER FOUND DEAD.

Also I concur with Stalky. Falling would be fun.


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