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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #80 on: May 26, 2008, 05:00:41 pm »
Falling from great heights also hurts a lot: there are very high chances that for a few seconds, or even minutes, you will still be alive. And trust me, you will be in pain, as all the broken bones, ruined joints, ripped flesh and internal damage will tell your brain that it was a stupid idea, and we're quite hurt down here.

Okay then...Jumping out of a plane with my properly anesthetized wrists cut.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #81 on: May 27, 2008, 02:58:47 am »
i want to die of my massive erection that i'd get from watching mangled and t making rage porn

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #82 on: May 27, 2008, 12:10:18 pm »
A super Aneurysm in a crowded place.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #83 on: May 28, 2008, 07:43:21 pm »
passing away peacefully while asleep. How about that!
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #84 on: May 28, 2008, 07:50:51 pm »
Falling from great heights also hurts a lot: there are very high chances that for a few seconds, or even minutes, you will still be alive. And trust me, you will be in pain, as all the broken bones, ruined joints, ripped flesh and internal damage will tell your brain that it was a stupid idea, and we're quite hurt down here. I imagine the same goes with slamming into water, but with the added fun of drowning and primal instinct trying to move your disabled body.
Really? because if medicos have to pour you out of your boots you probably aren't alive anymore. Also I heard that people can have a heart attack on the way down from stress.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #85 on: May 28, 2008, 08:19:59 pm »
Yes, the heart attack part I agree with thar. srsly.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #86 on: May 28, 2008, 10:49:27 pm »
Death from taking a massive, steaming s***.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #87 on: May 28, 2008, 10:57:46 pm »
how 'bout massive doses of CO2 ... its painless

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #88 on: May 28, 2008, 11:04:54 pm »
how 'bout massive doses of CO2 ... its painless
First your lungs fail, still trying to breathe, you suck in continous doses of CO2 until your lungs fully collapse on themselves, eventually ripping. Doesn't sound very painless to me [retard].

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #89 on: May 28, 2008, 11:11:11 pm »
how 'bout massive doses of CO2 ... its painless
First your lungs fail, still trying to breathe, you suck in continous doses of CO2 until your lungs fully collapse on themselves, eventually ripping. Doesn't sound very painless to me [retard].

yea it is [retard]. CO2 enters your body it goes in your brain then you'll collapse, you won't feel any pain when you fall asleep

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #90 on: May 29, 2008, 02:05:18 pm »
I'll just send a bubble of air through your veins.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #91 on: May 29, 2008, 06:53:30 pm »
Let's test that theory, shall we?

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #92 on: May 29, 2008, 07:26:17 pm »
Either freezing to death like with Boris in Goldeneye or dying the loyal death of a samurai via harakiri. Actually, I'd prefer the latter as I'd want to die in a way that would satisfy others, but in a good way.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2008, 09:09:29 pm »
I'll just send a bubble of air through your veins.

that doesn't always work

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2008, 09:15:27 pm »
Let's test that theory, shall we?
its CO2 not carbon monoxide

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #95 on: May 30, 2008, 06:42:18 am »
Jump off a clifff.. of course

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #96 on: May 30, 2008, 07:35:30 am »
Either freezing to death like with Boris in Goldeneye or dying the loyal death of a samurai via harakiri. Actually, I'd prefer the latter as I'd want to die in a way that would satisfy others, but in a good way.

Dying an incredibly painful death would be satisfying to others?

Oh wait, this IS you we're talking about.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #97 on: May 30, 2008, 08:35:34 am »
I'd want to die peacefully in my sleep. But, if I knew I was going to die a painful death, then if I'd have the option, I'd choose a method best reserved for useless Nazis, which is gunshot to the back of the head. It would have to be 9mm or larger, so my brains would be instantly scrambled - less likely to feel anything or have any chance of consciousness after the shot.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #98 on: May 30, 2008, 08:40:17 am »
pffffffff

the nazis standard execution shot was at the back of the neck where the vertebrae meets the skull

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #99 on: May 30, 2008, 09:17:08 am »
pffffffff

the nazis standard execution shot was at the back of the neck where the vertebrae meets the skull

As in what Nazi's used as their method of execution? Cuz, that's what I was referring to how a Nazi should be executed.
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