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Offline MofoNofo

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Prefered Death
« on: July 16, 2006, 03:31:17 pm »
You're not allowed to choose Natural.

I chose bleed, because you fall unconsious before you die.
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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: Prefereed Death
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 03:33:41 pm »
I say gunshot, cause you didn't specify. If it's to the head then you won't even realise it.
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Offline MofoNofo

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Re: Prefereed Death
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2006, 03:34:59 pm »
Well, it has to be instant death by gunshot.
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Offline Eagles_Arrows

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2006, 06:28:20 pm »
Other.  Seppuku :D
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2006, 06:38:35 pm »
Other. Walking to the pizza parlor when I am mugged by a pack of angry llamas working for the Russian Mob, and then thrown into the street where I am run over by a flock of turkeys driving a Lamborghini.
It would hurt, but be hella funny.








 But if you want a serious death,

 I choose lethal injection.

Fast, painless, and to the point.
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Offline Wraithlike

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2006, 06:59:02 pm »
Other:

After a much expected mental breakdown, I go berserk in a crowded Fast food restruant on the 30th floor of a 40 story building. I do all this while listening to Femme Fatality's CD: Never Had a Daddy, It will be on track 9: Fasion Victim. After Pushing several Employs heads into the deep-frier I use a heated spatula to castrate the manager then smash his face with an employee of the month coffee mug. I then pull out a lighter and melt the faces of a few bystanders. I then rip a mans head off with my bare hands, with the spine still attached, and I use it to beat members of the police force who are now arriving. I proceed to slaughter the remaining members of the police force using a spork and a copy of the local news paper.

Then the s.w.a.t. team arrives and shoots me nine times, but I survive and proceed to gouge one of the officer's eyes out with a fifty cent piece. I'm am then Tackled out of a large window by five s.w.a.t. officers who I kill on the way down, and land safely using the corpses of the officers. I am then run over by a car full of cannibalistic clowns who cook me and eat me alive.

Either that, or dying of exhaustion after 72 hours of rough sex with 82 various attractive women.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2006, 07:01:39 pm »
Quote from: Wraithlike on July 16, 2006, 06:59:02 pm
Either that, or dying of exhaustion after 72 hours of rough sex with 82 various attractive women.
LOL
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Offline Meep.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2006, 07:02:14 pm »
Freezing isn't so bad, but there have been people that have been shot in the head and never even realized it until a day or two later.
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Offline peemonkey

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2006, 08:34:53 pm »
Fuckin'. Havin' a heart attack. That'd rock.
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Offline Zero72

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2006, 08:39:55 pm »
I think I'd probably want to die in such a fashion that I never realize it's happening. Quietly in sleep, for instance.

Edit: By the way, guys, there's barely such a thing as actual instant death. You'd have to have your brain completely pulverized. Being shot in the head would likely be reasonably quick, but not instant.

Decapitation might not be too bad. Your severed head will, contrary to popular belief, remain alive for somewhere around 30 seconds, give or take, but you'd be in too much shock to really be too miserable about it.
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Offline frogboy

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2006, 08:44:00 pm »
Burnt. It'd be over pretty quickly.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2006, 08:52:19 pm »
Freeze!
Gunshot, burnt, eaten, and fall would cause too much pain before death, bleeding is too violent and the cause of bleeding is likely to be painful, and I don't like the restricting feeling you get when you're underwater without enough air in your lungs.
So freezing sounds OK.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2006, 09:35:39 pm »
uhh i heard drowning doesnt hurt that much :/
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Offline AerialAssault

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2006, 09:42:30 pm »
any kind of death by asphyxia would suck.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2006, 09:49:26 pm »
Death by sex. Oh yeah.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2006, 09:58:54 pm »
sexual exhaustion would also be my choice.  locked in a room for MONTHS non-stop..ohh yeahhh

but i chose fall, just cos it would be instant once you hit the bottom.  and flying is also fun.  as long as it's not on an airplane.  cos even first class seats are too small for me on an airplane.
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Offline Rai-Dei

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2006, 10:14:09 pm »
Gunshot....How fun to go down in a Blaze of Childhood Angst.

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Offline MZ

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2006, 10:17:56 pm »
Other.
I'd prefer to be killed by a bolt of lighting since it's instant and would look cool :p
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2006, 10:51:59 pm »
Other, die saving the life of a child :D
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2006, 10:55:26 pm »
I'd like to get my head ripped off by a zombie. I would then rise and become a headless zombie, ripping apart various women and children before being loaded full of bullets by a line formation of 10 national guardsmen.
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