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Gunshot
Burnt
Froze
Drown
Bleed to death
Fall
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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2008, 04:17:41 pm »
Skydiving without a parachute. It'd be all the fun of normal skydiving, without all the hassle of putting on and taking everything off!
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #61 on: May 25, 2008, 04:50:17 pm »
Bleeding, since I'll bet it's the least painful.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2008, 04:56:13 pm »
Bleeding, since I'll bet it's the least painful.
You would be suprised.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2008, 05:01:47 pm »
Bleeding, since I'll bet it's the least painful.
You would be suprised.

I've bled before.  Only the cut itself hurts.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2008, 05:05:52 pm »
You haven't bled enough.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2008, 05:17:05 pm »
What if it was sewer water  :P

And drowning doesn't hurt? - I would have guessed that you'd "pop" your lungs
Drowning doesn't hurt, you just struggle the first minute or so, then you realize you're about to die, then it just feels like you're really sleepy and you'll slowly shut down yourself.

Drowning does hurt. A lot. I know, because I nearly died that way.

At first, your lungs begin to hurt because you're telling them not to breath in (because you'll suck in a mouthful of water). Eventually it begins to burn and you open your mouth, only to swallow mouthful after mouthful of water (primal instinct takes over and you literally begin to choke down water in an attempt to breath). Your muscles tighten and begin to convulse wildly as you struggle to find air. It feels like your chest wants to burst, and trust me, you'll thrash about as you try to find the surface.

Eventually the pain and lack of air becomes so intense that you pass out. Fortunately, I was revived, but my body ached in places I didn't know I had, and my head hurt for hours.

So no, drowning is NOT a pain-free way to go.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2008, 05:24:43 pm »
Neither is bleeding out. Throughout history people have cut their wrists sitting in warm baths so they would pass out and sleep to death instead of sufffering through the gruesome pains of losing all their blood.

Falling from great heights also hurts a lot: there are very high chances that for a few seconds, or even minutes, you will still be alive. And trust me, you will be in pain, as all the broken bones, ruined joints, ripped flesh and internal damage will tell your brain that it was a stupid idea, and we're quite hurt down here. I imagine the same goes with slamming into water, but with the added fun of drowning and primal instinct trying to move your disabled body.

My choice would be getting shot, preferably in the head, from the back, at the age of sixty, from the hands of a jealous husband.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #67 on: May 25, 2008, 05:41:36 pm »
Something peaceful, dying in my sleep at the age of 65 for example, being too old sucks you know.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #68 on: May 25, 2008, 05:42:29 pm »
My choice would be getting shot, preferably in the head, from the back, at the age of sixty, from the hands of a jealous husband.

Why would you be mean to your husband ;(

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #69 on: May 25, 2008, 05:50:57 pm »
I said gunshot, no pain, my favorite one of someone else is getting stabbed in the head by the spike on a hammer. I wouldn't want it to happen, but it souds cool.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #70 on: May 25, 2008, 08:11:34 pm »
My choice would be getting shot, preferably in the head, from the back, at the age of sixty, from the hands of a jealous husband.

Why would you be mean to your husband ;(

I would try and get my hands on a really fast car and drive myself to pieces.

He doesn't mean his husband, but the husband of the female creature he was probably fecking around with.

OT: Gunshot. Nice and quick, hopefully painless. (more or less)


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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #71 on: May 25, 2008, 11:06:07 pm »
Doesn't a gun shot at least hurt initially? Or at least, if you don't hit the right spot.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #72 on: May 25, 2008, 11:43:59 pm »
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No one can choose their death unless they commit suicide.
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Other, die saving the life of a child :D

Oh, em, gee. News-break: This is not a cause of death, this is an action performed before the cause of death.

"This man died from a gunshot wound... But this man over here died from saving a child."

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Personally I wouldn't like to die too quickly, I'd want to see it coming so I could face it. Multiple gunshot wounds and bleeding to death in a public place sounds good.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #73 on: May 26, 2008, 07:41:42 am »
I wonder.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2008, 08:11:41 am »
Because they are secretly in love ;D
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #75 on: May 26, 2008, 08:33:15 am »
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #76 on: May 26, 2008, 12:58:46 pm »
Other:

Die in my sleep.

Painless :).

or coma >_>

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #77 on: May 26, 2008, 03:27:15 pm »
Other, go to some other planet and somehow get toxinated to death.
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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #78 on: May 26, 2008, 03:50:42 pm »
I'd rather fall to death, as I'll have the time of my life before I die.

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Re: Prefered Death
« Reply #79 on: May 26, 2008, 04:02:26 pm »
I'd rather fall sex to death, as I'll have the time of my life before I die.
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