Author Topic: :Kelloggs Porkflakes: Clan is all Noobs! (Read 4222 times)

Chrispy · « **on:** July 16, 2006, 04:48:05 pm »

I was playing in theyre server just a little while ago on the R/M/S/L/P/Q/T/A server,
and there was a waxer (I think) and then ":KP: Carrot" started saying "WAX"
all the time. I tried to explain to him that you CANT wax on soldat. He just cept
yelling "WAX!" all the time. Then after a while one of the noobs (not one of thr :KP:'s) said "You CAN wacks on soldat!" and I was like... wacks? who said wacks?
Then after a LONG disgushoon, they ALL got so mad at me for saying you cant WAX
on soldat, that they got me kicked... what noobs...

EXPLENATION:

WAXING: You propably played a few games like CS:Wax Wars, where you can wax terrorist legs while making them sniff lavender, as long as the team is dumb enough. THAT is waxing. Not wacksing.

WACKSING: Wacks is program's wich exists for almost every game for Computers.
They can help you wax your enemy's through walls (Wall Wacks), or that you wax automatically at your enemy's skin under the nose (wax bot), or speed wacks that make you wax UBER fast (pain wacks), or conserning soldat: Waxman (makes you fully waxed inbetween spawn for shiny finish), Infinite wax, wax bombs, wax flag poles and so on. even teleporting wax.

Now that I feel so inspired, I think I'll just tel you what's
the difference between a Noob and a Newb.

A noob: someone who think's he is better then he really is, and/or thinks he
knows what he's talking about, even though he really doesnt know sh*t.

A newb: Someone who is new to something. You might reffer to a
person who has been playing a game for only a few days a "newb"

I truly hope this helps the Soldat community
to stop the reffering to everyone as a "noob"

that's what happened to me. I was called a noob. why?

~ Chrispy

MofoNofo · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:01:09 pm »

/lock aaaaaaaaaaand wax is just a retarded short way of saying wacks, which means that the person is using wacks, and the wacks are made by programmers, but everyone seems to call them wacksers. Hey, they even call the wacks users wacksers. I bet i'm saying wack so much, that Chakra is going to wack down on me (like a mother****er baby -Chakra). There's another meaning for wack you know: To say something is weird or unordinary : "that ****s wack, yo."

ALSO, Noob is just a retarded way of saying newb, probebly because only nerds say newb, and it sounds like noob, so they changed the word to make everyone sound like a nerd. Theyre probebly going to change that word to nood anyways.

I THINK i'm done waxing you.

Daedalus is correct. His son relied on wax for air wacksing.

A Soldat server is a lost island, and the sun is our God, guarding us from air wacksers, melting the very wax that binds them to their malice.

Praise be the map with a sun that shines brightly in it.

Chrispy · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:04:00 pm »

did you read my hole post? ROFL! you are wrong too ;P No offence

The Geologist · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:05:42 pm »

The only thing "noob" here is this retarded topic, devoted to nothing but flaming. This helps the Soldat community in no way, shape, or form. In fact, after reading it, I would tend to agree with :BR: that you are indeed a noob. If only for acting like such a boob.

Edit: You did nothing to me. Topics of this nature are just worthless and hypocritical.

Chrispy · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:08:44 pm »

wth did I do to you???

The Great Milenko · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:10:38 pm »

I would have to agree with The Geologist. This topic is a load of crap. It should be waxed!

Silverflame · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:12:56 pm »

*looks up to admins* /lock please $:-\$

Chrispy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:14:07 pm »

I bet you guys are just a bunch of kids who doesnt know shit. can I just say: Noobs? (J/K

)

Noldi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:17:07 pm »

Is this really appropriate to post about Chrispy? I mean ffs use your fu**ing common sence, you stupid ass.

Wax is for noobs.

Brock · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:19:37 pm »

Wax, wacks, all the same **** to me.Â Bottom line, anyone who uses them is scum of earth and should be burned alive. Men shouldn't be smooth.

MofoNofo · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:20:09 pm »

YOU MADE ME CRY!

Nah, now chakra is going to come in here and edit all our posts to have something to do with penises or something.

(wax actually. -Chakra)

Chrispy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:21:43 pm »

Quote from: Brock on July 16, 2006, 05:19:37 pm

Hax, hacks, all the same **** to me. Bottom line, anyone who uses them is scum of earth and should be burned alive.

you are not a scum if you shoot someone through a wall in CS or whatever. :S

MofoNofo · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:28:09 pm »

Please, dude, just leave the forums, before you start up too much trouble. If you dont like Kelloggs, go fight with them, not the rest of the soldat community.

Chrispy · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:29:49 pm »

what did I really do wrong? I'm just mad cuz they kicked me for pointing out something... <_<

Brock · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:30:20 pm »

If you use wacks, you are ruining the game for others.Â wacksers can go **** themselves, it's impossible to keep my legs hairy with them around.

Chrispy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:33:08 pm »

I agree

Brock · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:34:00 pm »

Please stop posting. This is a stupid thing to talk about.

Chrispy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:35:06 pm »

Quote from: noldi on July 16, 2006, 05:17:07 pm

Is this really appropriate to post about Chrispy? I mean ffs use your fu**ing common sence, you stupid ass.

dont you know what "J/K" means? omg... J/K = a Joke... I'm really sorry... but you SHOULD know that >.<

Chrispy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:38:51 pm »

thanks. you rock.

The Geologist · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:46:43 pm »

Quote from: Chrispy on July 16, 2006, 05:21:43 pm

you are not a scum if you shoot someone through a wall in CS or whatever. :S

This is not CS: Wax Wars.Â It's Soldat.Â Using glitches to wax through walls or anything of the sort is poor sportsmanship and childish in general.Â It can and should get you kicked out of the server and give you a bad rep.

Fight the power, wear shorts and show off the hair.

Chrispy · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:53:05 pm »

Is there glitches like that? srry I didnt know. but that's not what happened on the Kelloggs server... =/

MofoNofo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:54:52 pm »

This went onto its second page in only 1 hour.

Chrispy · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:56:23 pm »

yea it did. what's your point? no offence...

Chakra · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2006, 06:02:33 pm »

Ok ok, christ! blimey...

Chrispy, if you want to make a new thread about the differences between 'hax' and 'hacks', do so without mentioning other players or servers, and do it in the lounge. We prefer not to bad-mouth peeps around here and let people make up their own minds. I think.

Threads gone a bit off the rails so, i'll lock, and then playfully edit everything to make you all look stupid. Hah.

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Author Topic: :Kelloggs Porkflakes: Clan is all Noobs! (Read 4222 times)