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Offline LeetFidle

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My bird is about to die......
« on: January 29, 2008, 11:13:50 am »
Well about 5mins ago my bird flew into the window very fast and had his neck bend all the way back to half his length. i picked him up and held him for awile and then he started to perk up a little so i put him in his cage. he might live and im hoping for the best.  :-[ :'(
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 11:17:32 am »
Why don't you put him out of his missery? I mean, lying there in pain isn't exactly a prefferable way to die.
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 11:19:47 am »
Whee for euthanizing.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 11:22:48 am »
I saw a bird slam into a my house and it was knocked out for about 2 hours. Just wait.
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 11:27:14 am »
Formula of amusement at my house:

One territorial male cardinal
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a really big window
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an hour's worth of entertainment
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 11:29:33 am »
Your bird is allowed to fly around your house? Cage that beast.
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2008, 11:37:16 am »
The dove can bend it's neck under it's wing, much to the enjoyment of street magician. Your bird may well possess similar neck flexibility.
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 11:37:47 am »
Eh, I once saw a bird smash into a window, then drop at least two or three floors. Its neck looked pretty bad but after just a few minutes it just looked around and flew away.

Also a bird once got stuck in an old artillery shell filled with umbrellas. It had to be there a day or two at least. Once I freed it, it just flew away.

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 11:43:29 am »
well its a $500 black capped conure. i don't think we would euthanize him immediately. he got our of his bird house and is now eating. he isn't talking much, but i bet he has a major headache. i guess tomarrow ill know for sure if he is going to live.
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 11:56:00 am »
if it bleeds we can kill it
if it eats it will live
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
if it eats it will crap- obviously.

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 12:04:36 pm »
You don't want to see or at least call a vet or something?
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 01:20:27 pm »
You don't want to see or at least call a vet or something?
That's what I thought. Seeing vet is the first thing you gotta do when something bad happens to your pet.

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 01:30:57 pm »
Awww poor birdy.  :(

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2008, 01:38:16 pm »
cheap bastard!

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2008, 01:55:17 pm »
You don't want to see or at least call a vet or something?
That's what I thought. Seeing vet is the first thing you gotta do when something bad happens to your pet.

Vet's overchage >:(

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2008, 01:57:57 pm »
Vet's overchage >:(
Overcharge? I don't know, depends on the vet. For example, the vet I see doesn't charge much for medicine. However operations are really expensive.

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2008, 02:11:50 pm »
well my pet got injured i guess i should wait it out instead of taking it to a vet or anything
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2008, 02:56:32 pm »
well my pet got injured i guess i should wait it out instead of taking it to a vet or anything

Lul, If you did that all the time, it would be like this.

"Pet owner; Oh well, my pet got shot, hes just injured, ill just sit it out and see what happens"

If your pet is like bad, take it too a vet as a precaution.
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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2008, 04:03:06 pm »
The breed of my dogs where prone to eye problems. They ran into things a lot, you can't help but laugh then go comfort them. I think if I had a bid that ran into a window I would fall out of my chair before I go over and pick him/her up.

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Re: My bird is about to die......
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2008, 04:05:33 pm »
Well about 5mins ago my bird flew into the window very fast and had his neck bend all the way back to half his length. i picked him up and held him for awile and then he started to perk up a little so i put him in his cage. he might live and im hoping for the best. :-[ :'(

Here's an idea everyone' said: Go to the vet instead of posting about it here.