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Offline Svirin Kerath

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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #140 on: February 04, 2008, 04:26:22 pm »
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Quote from: a-4-year-old on February 03, 2008, 10:41:30 pm
You stated that the US military artificially inflated their statistics, which implies that some general or head is sitting there making up numbers, when in reality it was the troops on the ground lying to the higher-ups.

I specifically quoted that since you obviously overlooked it when you were trying to say how the US military was unreliable.



O...k? US troops on the ground aren't part of the US military? They are actually the ones I had in mind. They were rewarded marginally for having more kills.
A more accurate statement would be that the US military gathered artificially inflated data. The ground troops are not the ones in charge of releasing estimates, you shift blame up the ladder.

They were the ones reporting kills. And their commanders padded their numbers, so their platoons would look good. All of those people are military personnel, artificially inflating enemy kill numbers. You're boiling it down to semantics now- the point is that enemy kills in Vietnam were exaggerated.

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For most of the war insurgents were supported by the training of outside forces, like Al Queda. As U.S. occupation became less popular, militant Iraqis began conducting violent actions against coalition forces and civillians. Recently the ethnic conflicts that erupted have resulted in even more violence, now by Iraqis participating in a civil war. A steady stream of insurgents still come from around the Middle East, mostly to fan the flames. There's enough domestic causes of violence that outsiders are now more supplemental.

But yes, Middle Eastern culture is very complex, and the situation there now is almost impenetrable with so many different variables and factors involved.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #141 on: February 05, 2008, 11:24:00 am »
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"ok soldatforms, i need sum help here. i was taking a crap and i lookd ovr adn saw that i dident hav any toyliet (did i spel that rite? o well lol) paper left. what do i do/ plz answer quick i don't have any pants on and i think my moms comin home soon. "

Date Posted: February 04, 2008, 03:09:04 pm
"help me pleas i dont no wht too do. do i pull my pants on? which hand do i use to wipe? do you guyz have any toyliet paper u cn lend me?"

Date Posted: February 04, 2008, 03:10:03 pm
"wtf y is no1 ansring i rly need hlp here"
       i would just wipe my ass in the shower room with water..... (ewww.....)
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #142 on: February 05, 2008, 11:46:59 am »
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"ok soldatforms, i need sum help here. i was taking a crap and i lookd ovr adn saw that i dident hav any toyliet (did i spel that rite? o well lol) paper left. what do i do/ plz answer quick i don't have any pants on and i think my moms comin home soon. "

Date Posted: February 04, 2008, 03:09:04 pm
"help me pleas i dont no wht too do. do i pull my pants on? which hand do i use to wipe? do you guyz have any toyliet paper u cn lend me?"

Date Posted: February 04, 2008, 03:10:03 pm
"wtf y is no1 ansring i rly need hlp here"
       i would just wipe my ass in the shower room with water..... (ewww.....)

Find some sandpaper in the garage and use that. It works. Really.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #143 on: February 05, 2008, 04:02:13 pm »
Poison ivy is also surprisingly absorbent.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #144 on: February 05, 2008, 05:07:59 pm »
side effect: immense butt itchiness
i have tissue box in my bathroom, so whenever my toilet paper is gone, i can just wipe with a tissue. and yes, it feels just like a toilet paper, except it's a lot smoother, so it's easy to get ripped.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #145 on: February 05, 2008, 05:14:15 pm »
Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on February 05, 2008, 04:02:13 pm
Poison ivy is also surprisingly absorbent.
Damn it feels good to have immunity.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #146 on: February 05, 2008, 05:16:42 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on February 05, 2008, 05:14:15 pm
Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on February 05, 2008, 04:02:13 pm
Poison ivy is also surprisingly absorbent.
Damn it feels good to have immunity.
lmfao, you actually tried? it doesn't itch for you?
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Offline Svirin Kerath

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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #147 on: February 05, 2008, 05:31:35 pm »
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #148 on: February 05, 2008, 05:38:56 pm »
oh god..... that will definitly take sum fat out of you butt! that'll be a perfect diet tool!
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #149 on: February 06, 2008, 08:49:37 am »
That's Chuck Norris' Toilet Paper.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #150 on: February 06, 2008, 10:39:15 am »
No, he wipes with intercepted letters to Santa.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #151 on: February 06, 2008, 11:12:29 am »
And then sends them on their way.

Arse-graters. Buy now, think later.
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To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #152 on: February 06, 2008, 01:27:27 pm »
haha. Arse graters...


Ow. That would hurt...
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #153 on: February 06, 2008, 03:07:45 pm »
but it's great to wipe you arse wit it. the toilet papers are so weak. this graters are so great to wipe your arse after taking a dump
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #154 on: February 06, 2008, 03:36:10 pm »
Does anyone ever use just one square to wipe?
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #155 on: February 06, 2008, 03:51:42 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on February 06, 2008, 03:36:10 pm
Does anyone ever use just one square to wipe?

Nevah. It causes having your hand all in s*it ;D

Btw: I heard that in India some people just don't use toilet paper, they just use... hand... hmm! tasty! ;D

Btw2: Now this topic is realy worth it's name ;D
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #156 on: February 06, 2008, 07:16:47 pm »
Quote from: PaFel on February 06, 2008, 03:51:42 pm
Quote from: a-4-year-old on February 06, 2008, 03:36:10 pm
Does anyone ever use just one square to wipe?

Nevah. It causes having your hand all in s*it ;D

Btw: I heard that in India some people just don't use toilet paper, they just use... hand... hmm! tasty! ;D

Btw2: Now this topic is realy worth it's name ;D
i should've talked about this one, wwhy did i start on the stupid weapong thing? i tried with 1 square, and YES! i did it mom! my next challange will be half of square. prepare for my hand to get filthy!

Date Posted: February 06, 2008, 07:13:12 pm
Hey pafel, your PaFcio mods are awesome! i think i'm going to down load those mods soon!
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #157 on: February 06, 2008, 08:41:35 pm »
This needs a lock.
It's now spreading to the depths of offtopic hell.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #158 on: February 06, 2008, 08:48:44 pm »
you should be thankful that no one started talking about cock-shafting yet, even though it is as intriguing as the genitalia of a minotaur, the topic at hand has reached its peak. The iron toilet paper is wonderful, it is useful when the zookeepers clean elephants' arses- they are as hard as steel you know (most probably, never tried).

Quote from: tehsnipah on February 06, 2008, 07:16:47 pm
Quote from: PaFel on February 06, 2008, 03:51:42 pm
Quote from: a-4-year-old on February 06, 2008, 03:36:10 pm
Does anyone ever use just one square to wipe?

Nevah. It causes having your hand all in s*it ;D

Btw: I heard that in India some people just don't use toilet paper, they just use... hand... hmm! tasty! ;D

Btw2: Now this topic is realy worth it's name ;D
i should've talked about this one, wwhy did i start on the stupid weapong thing? i tried with 1 square, and YES! i did it mom! my next challange will be half of square. prepare for my hand to get filthy!

Date Posted: February 06, 2008, 07:13:12 pm
Hey pafel, your PaFcio mods are awesome! i think i'm going to down load those mods soon!

why bother, just shove your wrist up your ass and grab the crap out of it, then just keep your hand in "Fairy" or some peroxide (peroxide is a bleach, but it also works as a penishammering thing) until it loses its stench and brown-o colour.
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Re: what the crap?
« Reply #159 on: February 07, 2008, 03:19:05 pm »
...... that's disgusting! oh yeah, how do i lock posts?
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