Women... Why are they so fecked?

[The Bone Collector]

 

I was just talking to a girl I had an interest in a while back, she started putting me and my current girlfriend down, bringing other people into it and trying to pull us down.
So, my girlfriend takes over and rips her a new asshole. Pulling all the shit I knew about this woman out of her ass, and stuffing it down her throat.

My point is, why are women so harsh with words, putting you down mentally....
When guys put you down litterally with fists and feet?

Post your ex gf expiriences as well if you like...

[FlyingForehead]

Rofl, well dont get me started but ill tell you one.

Ok so me and my now ex-girlfriend were walkin down the street one day, and this chick that i had a thing for in like the 6th grade comes walkin down and says to me, "Umm why have you got an arm around her?" I was like explaining to her that we'd been going out for a while now, so she like attacks my girl. I was like wtf!!! Since my gf does sprts she fucked this other chick up good  so she ran away lol. Then i had to explain to her what she meant, and she ended up dumping me Then i kinda went into withdrawl for like a month then i met my current gf, and then the rest is fairly self explanitory, 2 years next monday 

Ill never understand women if I live to be 100

[The Bone Collector]

Guys will never be able to understand a woman. It's just not going to happen xD

[a-4-year-old]

They are tigers with words...

Scary tigers.

[Mangled*]

On one hand they have breasts and vaginas.

On the other hand they have periods, period pains, mood swings, "womens issues",  sharp fingernails, foul tempers, short fuses, analyse every thing you fucking say, second guess you as if you're some sort of spontaneous liar, purposely misinterpret you so that they can hold it against you later, trust the wrong people almost on purpose, often defy rational explanations with their actions, hold grudges for ever, are emotionally unstable, can't keep secrets, aren't very logical, are really good at making you feel miserable.

But then again I couldn't live my life without women.

[Radical Terrorist]

Women are like computers. No one but their creator understands their internal logic and they communicate in a language no one else can understand.

[BondJamesBond]

Women are like computers. No one but their creator understands their internal logic and they communicate in a language no one else can understand.

Until we hack them, and send them viruses.

[echo_trail]

Women are like computers. No one but their creator understands their internal logic and they communicate in a language no one else can understand.

You, my friend, will die a virgin. And no, blokes don't count.

Listen, women aren't at all as mysterious and complex as they are automatically set up to be. Sure relationships of any level can evolve into complex matters of both good and evil, and you'll feel as if this girl has a lot more to her than meets the eye. I'm not saying girls are simpleminded creatures with nothing to offer, they are definitely not, but really they are no more complicated than men are.

It all comes down to stereotypes, and what "roles" you're supposed to play according to you sex. Women are supposed to be these higher beings who get to schoose any one from a horde of horny men having one hand on their pointy dicks at all times, thinking of nothing else but how to get into her pants, and hopefully before any of the other monkeys do. This might be true on many occasions, but it doesn't have to be.
One should always just relax and be oneself. If a girl requires you to be something you're not, then she's not something you wanna get your hands on anyway. There are lots of open, honest women out there, who want nothing more than a kind bloke who's not afraid to show himself in return. I used to be all about this scoring thing, but as I kinda lost interrest, I discovered that I had much more of an easier time with the ladies when I wasn't trying to pick them up, you know?

Of course different girls have different demands, and some, I guess, are turned on by the apparent power of twisitng guys around their fingers on their every command. But I really doubt that's the nature of the average woman.

I dunno if that helped you guys anything, but here it is in essence:
Stay calm, be yourself. Don't chase that love around the ring, but invite it gently and kiss its hand as it approaches.

[The Geologist]

There are just as many screwed up men as there are women.  People go off a limb without realizing why sometimes.

[echo_trail]

So so right..

[Horve]

Men are children.
Women are dreamers.

[The Geologist]

If only it were that simple.

[VijchtiDoodah]

We all hurt each other in ways we know best.  Women just happen to think with their emotions more than men and thus know how to hit you with words better than they could with fists.

[The Geologist]

And yet, sometimes they know something even more direct.

Lorena Bobbit ftw.

[PaFel]

Not all girls are bad.

But some are. And some are really bad.

If you would go to school with make-up then I'll fu*k you up!

They started fighting.

All started from that the one shown the middle finger the this 2nd... and it was for fun...

[Mancer]

all I can say is

College + Alcohol + Women + even mild pick up skill = Victory

Its like fishing in a barrel with dynamite.

[Dascoo]

ALL LIES

yesterday a girl talked to me, I got really excited and I couldn't talk

[Flamingo]

Girls are cool, one asked me if I'd give her penis shaped liquorice on valentines day.



If think she was just giving me sekrit hints that she wants to blowjob me.

[Kazuki]

yesterday a girl talked to me, I got really excited and I couldn't talk

... Wow. People like you give every other geek an image.

As with everything else, you can't generalize women. There will always be such an ample amount of "exceptions" that the generalization will not fit.

[Graham]

I just walked in on my sister-in-law's babyshower to drop off a movie for my brother... Soon as I walked through the door about 4 girls screamed "Stripper!" Girls can be very amusing if you just let them talk.