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Offline tehsnipah

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give me an advice for me
« on: February 12, 2008, 05:17:39 pm »
yeah, the valentine's day is coming reall soon, and i don't know what i'll give to my girl friend! a chocolate, valentine card, etc. just try to talk to me a.s.a.p., cuz i really want my girl friend impressed/love the present!

        i bought chocolate for back up, but i dunno what good one i should buy. my budget?  highest will be 20$ nothing over!
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 05:20:59 pm »
Dont get your braces caught in her's.
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 05:22:26 pm »
Dont get your braces caught in her's.
i don't have braces lol, but good advice i admit lol (wait, is it for kissing?)
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 05:24:05 pm »
Dont get your braces caught in her's.
i don't have braces lol, but good advice i admit lol (wait, is it for kissing?)
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2008, 05:25:25 pm »
Dont get your braces caught in her's.
i don't have braces lol, but good advice i admit lol (wait, is it for kissing?)
Why yes my dear Watson.
what do you mean by Watson...... just give me a tip or suggestion for a present, not my condition!!!
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2008, 05:25:40 pm »
Dont get your braces caught in her's.
i don't have braces lol, but good advice i admit lol (wait, is it for kissing?)

Nooooooooooooooooooo, it is definitely not for kissing, it is when you take out your braces and she takes hers and then you try to make an airplane out of them.

I suggest you compliment her on her beauty (if she is of course), her eyes, hair, lips, cheeks and unexpectedly shove the chocolate under her armpit, works every time.

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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2008, 05:28:43 pm »
Dont get your braces caught in her's.
i don't have braces lol, but good advice i admit lol (wait, is it for kissing?)
Why yes my dear Watson.
what do you mean by Watson...... just give me a tip or suggestion for a present, not my condition!!!
if she is as thick as you then you'll make a great couple. I would normally say that when the moment is right, it will come to you, but it won't.
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2008, 05:32:35 pm »
i suggest not taking any relationship-related advice from a gaming forum seriously. :)

just get her a perfume with a cute card, that ususally works.
or vodka.
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2008, 05:33:35 pm »
An obnoxious prick like you got a girlfriend? Kid me not.

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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2008, 05:37:21 pm »
or vodka.

Always works. ... >_>;;

An obnoxious prick like you got a girlfriend? Kid me not.

The word "girlfriend" lost its meaning decades and upon decades ago. Now it just means something along the lines of "female acquaintance" or "experience buddy."

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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2008, 05:38:43 pm »
An obnoxious prick like you got a girlfriend? Kid me not.

He might if she matches him in certain things... in that case it is "one less of those roaming around" situations. 8)

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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2008, 06:22:50 pm »
Why do we take people like tehsnipah seriously?
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2008, 06:25:05 pm »
Why do we take people like tehsnipah seriously?
What? Who takes tehsnipah seriously?
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2008, 06:28:30 pm »
An obnoxious prick like you got a girlfriend? Kid me not.
Aww....Little histugaya is jealous......

tehsnipah you fail at jokes btw
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2008, 07:20:17 pm »
No I'm just baffled. He can barely interact with other people. Or is that just the way people new to the internet act?

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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2008, 07:58:53 pm »
Or is that just the way people new to the internet act?
Think it's a mixture of that and just being young.
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2008, 08:01:43 pm »
Show her your penis.

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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2008, 08:16:04 pm »
Show her your penis.
O WOW! She would probably run away from how small it is.
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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2008, 08:22:34 pm »
Just COPPA ban him already, hes clearly not really 15 like his profile says.

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Re: give me an advice for me
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2008, 08:34:32 pm »
Show her your penis.
O WOW! She would probably run away from how small it is.

for him having a boner is the way to get it normal. Now to get it bigger, i don't know.
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