Author Topic: give me an advice for me (Read 4409 times)

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2008, 08:45:42 pm »

Quote from: Carlitos on February 12, 2008, 08:34:32 pm

Quote from: ds dude on February 12, 2008, 08:16:04 pm
Quote from: Dascoo on February 12, 2008, 08:01:43 pm
Show her your penis.
O WOW! She would probably run away from how small it is.

for him having a boner is the way to get it normal. Now to get it bigger, i don't know.

Microscope.

Slashnoob · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2008, 09:23:53 pm »

er, how about you give the guy a break?
what'd he do already?

Graham · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2008, 09:26:25 pm »

Quote from: Slashnoob on February 12, 2008, 09:23:53 pm

er, how about you give the guy a break?
what'd he do already?

He has been kind of annoying.

Rhombus · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2008, 08:01:34 am »

oh, the unforgiving forumpeople :p show some mercy man ^^. Even with valentine's day, if you don't know what you should get, google is your friend... It doesn't neccessarily (or how the thingy do you spell that anyway?) give you the answer, but it may give you something that inspires you.... although it's kinda late to get something now... HURRY....

tehsnipah · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:29:05 am »

you guys are really mean, all i need as damn advice and you guys are talking sh!t to me. wtf r u guys anti-tehsnipah? leave me the feck alone if you're gonna keep make fun of me

Chariot · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:50:51 am »

leave you alone IF we are going to make fun of you

does not compute

Despair · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:53:39 am »

Quote from: Chariot on February 13, 2008, 11:50:51 am

leave you alone IF we are going to make fun of you

does not compute

you do not have sufficient capabilites to understand TEHSNIPAH

The Geologist · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2008, 12:11:11 pm »

Guys - This is the lounge, not the Bash Pit, not the fisting zone.

Stick to useful advice and knock off the rest of this bullocks. First and final warning.

Duck Boi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2008, 12:17:00 pm »

Quote from: Kazuki on February 12, 2008, 05:37:21 pm

Quote from: Slashnoob on February 12, 2008, 05:32:35 pm
or vodka.

Always works. ... >_>;;

QFT xD

Don't get her anything, if she asks why, say you're not someone who follows mass coperate conspiracys, and that you believe you're not a false boyfriend who has to buy presents for affection.

Or get her drugs/vodka/ect.

Horve · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2008, 12:22:01 pm »

On the St. Valentine's day love is in the air. Give her air.

t3h_n00b · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2008, 12:49:38 pm »

Bang her.

Carlitos · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:46:05 pm »

Quote from: t3h_n00b on February 13, 2008, 12:49:38 pm

Bang her.

And again, heres the usual "Cool answer"
Oh wait...wasn't this guy that didn't know what a boner was? It was!

Ah..so im sorry, i never expected this from you! very nice! you managed to learn more words them usual today! Congrats!

Horve · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:50:06 pm »

Quote from: Carlitos on February 13, 2008, 01:46:05 pm

Quote from: t3h_n00b on February 13, 2008, 12:49:38 pm
Bang her.

And again, heres the usual "Cool answer"
Oh wait...wasn't this guy that didn't know what a boner was? It was!

Ah..so im sorry, i never expected this from you! very nice! you managed to learn more words them usual today! Congrats!

He probably doesn't know what THE banging is. Most probably he meant filling her full of lead or taking out a rubber hammer and banging her forearms.

Carlitos · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:55:02 pm »

Quote from: Horve on February 13, 2008, 01:50:06 pm

Quote from: Carlitos on February 13, 2008, 01:46:05 pm
Quote from: t3h_n00b on February 13, 2008, 12:49:38 pm
Bang her.

And again, heres the usual "Cool answer"
Oh wait...wasn't this guy that didn't know what a boner was? It was!

Ah..so im sorry, i never expected this from you! very nice! you managed to learn more words them usual today! Congrats!

He probably doesn't know what THE banging is. Most probably he meant filling her full of lead or taking out a rubber hammer and banging her forearms.

hehe you never cease to amaze me vig
But yes, you have a good point there, he probably doesn't know what that means.

tehsnipah · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:10:11 pm »

guys seriously cut it out making fun of somebody and just tell me some advice, so far, i got vodka, perfume, and what, that's all from these over ten posts? seriously, i really wanna give her something, and it's gonna be in next 24 hours, so really, HELP ME!

Dascoo · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:47:54 pm »

Show her your penis.

Free, it's right there and she'll be surprised.

KorrupT MerC · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:49:37 pm »

im guessing your what, 13? 14... eh doesnt matter, some young age... anyways, be cliche, that seems the best you can do with $20

A big ass stuffed (her favorite animal), couple balloons, give it to her at school especially so she has to haul it around all day and show it off to all her friends and everybody else that has to walk past her in the hallway, girls love to show off, even if they do it discretely.

Horve · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:55:31 pm »

*Give her what she likes.
If you don't know what she likes then you are not her boyfriend.
*Give her her favourite flowers, if you don't know what they are- you are not her boyfriend.
*If she likes sweets, get her her fave candy.
* If she likes music- get her a good CD.
*You can make something yourself- draw a picture- if you can draw of course.

And since it is St. Valentine's day it has to have heart symbolics all over.

tehsnipah · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:40:24 pm »

Quote from: Dascoo on February 13, 2008, 03:47:54 pm

Show her your penis.

Free, it's right there and she'll be surprised.

you're no help at all, don't even talk to me.

Quote from: Horve on February 13, 2008, 03:55:31 pm

*Give her what she likes.
If you don't know what she likes then you are not her boyfriend.
*Give her her favourite flowers, if you don't know what they are- you are not her boyfriend.
*If she likes sweets, get her her fave candy.
* If she likes music- get her a good CD.
*You can make something yourself- draw a picture- if you can draw of course.

And since it is St. Valentine's day it has to have heart symbolics all over.

you got a good point, ty! since she likes anime, i might as well buy a manga for her, and probably a box of chocolate.

Carlitos · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:00:03 pm »

hey, go to mcdonalds to eat with her and them get some colorful balloons they have to her. But please, don't play with them. Remember its for her, not for you, so don't start running all happy with them while she eats.

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Author Topic: give me an advice for me (Read 4409 times)