Soldat Bar X

[Yes]

So its been a long time or it seems like its been a long time since we played a game. So I decided to start up the old Soldat Bar again. Well were all in a bar and we can do whatever the hell we like. So you basically write what you are doing and it might turn into a story if someone continues where you last left off but they don't have too, they can just talk about what their doing.
Bar Rules:
Rule #1: There are no rules.
Rule #2: You can not follow rule number one.
Rule #3: What you do in the bar does not have to relate to Soldat.

This ends after 16 pages if it goes on that long.

If you want to continue last times soldat bar go ahead: http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=18245.260

I'll start off:
'Yes' starts getting drunk in the bar and eating donuts while everyone is having a good time.

[BondJamesBond]

*Begins rebuilding bunker to protect from lock/end of the world*

... If you remember from the last Soldat Bar.

[Nems]

*Walks in and starts listening to other people's conversation without adding anything to it*

[Yes]

* starts bashing random people on their heads.

[Zero72]

*runs in* HEY GUYS HOW'S IT *hurls* *passes out* *ignites*

[The Bone Collector]

Walks into the bar, orders a Rum N Coke, goes over to the Jukebox, punches a few numbers, and then starts a game of Nine Ball at the pool table.
*Waves to other attendants*

[SDFilm]

I wish Lastpatriot was still here. The bar's no fun without a rival.

[Pie]

*Shoots everyone for being gits.*

[Zero72]

*explodes completely*

[The Bone Collector]

*respawns, goes back to drink at the bar.*

[Arbiter]

Oh, so we need some evil? *runs to hill* I'll set up a nuclear "power plant".
more like nuclear missile launch facility
More details on defence for my little "plant" tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I'll plant bushes all over the place.

[Psycho]

*Feasts in Zero's exploded remains*

[NinjaGimp369]

*Greets and joins Boney, orders a pint."

[BondJamesBond]

I wish Lastpatriot was still here. The bar's no fun without a rival.

*Assumes Lastpatriot's role*

*Glares at SDFilm and his Scottish-icity*

[O.R.I.O.N.]

*walks in with a crate of various firearms*

*removes a SIG-556 from the crate, sits down and orders a drink*

*crate remains open*

[PaFel]

*Gets into this damn bar*

*Complains that I must send back my new ACOG because it's damn broken...*

[O.R.I.O.N.]

*picks up a USP and throws it, pegging PaFel squarely in the forehead*

[SDFilm]

I wish Lastpatriot was still here. The bar's no fun without a rival.

*Assumes Lastpatriot's role*

*Glares at SDFilm and his Scottish-icity*

This is my Bar!

*gets behind the bar, presses the 'active Resident Bar Ninja and Hired Goons' button and continues his 3-year-old place as bar keeper*

Hired Goon #3: *cocks Desert Eagle* "SD is running this joint again; this bar is not big enough for two keepers."

[O.R.I.O.N.]

...

"MOORRTAAAAAL COOOOMBAAAAAT!"

[SDFilm]

*Resident Bar Ninja and Hired Goons activated* (even though I'm a Pirate supporter)





Yay! The Soldat Forums Bar family is back together again! (pretending that BondJamesBond is Lastpatriot).