Soldat Bar X

[-Skykanden-]

*Goes back home for a weapon*

*Returns with P56 Punisher [Fav. modded weapon <3]

'that time no bombs, or say where are'

*takes a seat and a beer*

[Laser Guy]

*This time calls a whole train with 10 big beer containers amd gives PaFel some (as he requested)
Sit's by -Sky- and takes out my Silenced MP5 lying it on my lap. Since the bomb wasn't such a threat, isn't worried bout next explosion...

[Ec Commander] 2 minutes till airstrike on the Bar!

What the heck!?! NO!!*

[-Skykanden-]

'Damnit! ... why you ever do that?'

*Calls a vote*
______________________________
Kick: [eC] Field Commander               
Voter: -SKykanden-.trev                     
Reason: He is going to kill us F12!!!! 
                                                           
|F11: No / F12: Yes                             
______________________________

*Sits down and waits...*

[Laser Guy]

'More like F11: YES F12: Yes '

*Keeps on drinking beer with -Sky-
2 more votes rewuired to kick [eC Field Commander...*

[PaFel]

*This time calls a whole train with 10 big beer containers and gives PaFel some (as he requested)

*THX! *

*F12 on voting*

*Think what would happen this time*

*Check the the forum for any replies*

*Go to eat supper*

Propably out for today

[Laser Guy]

*damn, 1 more vote is required...

30 seconds till airstrike*

[Blue-ninja]

*swivels around in my chair and watches a missile head straight for the bar*

*holds up the amulet I just made*

*the missile explodes against the entrance door to the bar, and the explosion and heat is inexorably drawn round and round into the amulet, and is completely absorbed*

Nothing else other than the door is injured or broken.

"Wewt, it works."

[Mangled*]

*staggers in through the doorway holding a small tactical nuclear warhead*

*runs into the crowd*

*detonates*

[Laser Guy]

*Time freeze!

I stand up walk to Mangled, pick him up, go outside and throw him in the lake... go back in... BOOM!! What was that? It starts raining radiant fish and other water animals.*

[Blue-ninja]

*is confident that even if Laser Guy wasn't able to do time freeze, the amulet would protect Blue from the resulting explosion*

*staggers outside for a piss*

[-Skykanden-]

*A Rocket falls over me*
*Respawns*
'Fu...'
*A Rocket falls over me*
*Respawns*
...ck'
*A Rocket falls over me*
*Respawns*
'Help!!!'
*A Rocket falls over me*
  .
  .
  .

[Laser Guy]

Uhh, sky, u got halucinations or something? My guess is too much beer...

*Slaps -Sky- in da face*

[yamo]

*walks into bar, shakes head at carnage, wonders why noone can get along and have a drink, plops down in a seat not coated in gore.*

[-Skykanden-]

'Oh thanks Laser guy...'
*waves yamo and invites him to some beers*

[Laser Guy]

*Yamo!! Here, I give you one of my beer containers *

[yamo]

*picks up a pistol for protection and goes to have a few drinks with kanden and laser*

[The Bone Collector]

*Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem* *Connection Problem*

*Lags into the bar after constant respawn, continues to try and order a drink. Is ping kicked*
>.< Stupid dialup

[O.R.I.O.N.]

*bursts into the bar Koolaid Man style through the wall after dissapearing somehow*

"OH YEAH!"

[Thinkto urself]

*Pops out of bush and unleashes the XM214 minigun on the crowd of unexpecting forum browsers*
*Make sure they're dead*
*Shoots each one in the head with the barrettM821A*
*Gains overkill achievement*

[O.R.I.O.N.]

"YOU CANNOT KILL THAT WHICH IS NOT ALIVE!"

*self that busted through a wall tears off it's outer coating to reveal itself to be a Termiator unit, which proceeds to rip Think to bloody ribbons*

*actual self wanders in and orders another drink from the somehow still-alive barkeep*