Author Topic: Soldat Bar X (Read 22574 times)

-Skykanden- · « **Reply #140 on:** February 28, 2008, 11:19:20 am »

*takes one*
'I want a sofa... There are any on that bar? I need some relax

'

Laser Guy · « **Reply #141 on:** February 28, 2008, 11:27:03 am »

*Spawns w sofas, 1 for -sky- and one for me

WHAT!! All beer has been drunk...
Orders a factory of beer to be built by my sofa, beers come out from the factory on a tape straight to our table. YAY!*

-Skykanden- · « **Reply #142 on:** February 28, 2008, 11:37:05 am »

*sits on the sofa with the tea*
'... back to the normal things?'

Fluffy · « **Reply #143 on:** February 28, 2008, 12:30:31 pm »

*kicks the door in, carrying two M60's*

COOOOONTTAAAAAAAAAACCTT!!

*fires both machine guns while running towards the sofas*

MATHAFACKAAAAAARR!!

*glasses and bottles explode, the walls are turned into mush, some lamp falls from the ceiling - random mayhem and carnage*

...what will happen next???

Laser Guy · « **Reply #144 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:21:36 pm »

*LightSniper calls in reinforcements and -Sky- erases Fluffy's weapons using MS Paint*

Now what?

-Skykanden- · « **Reply #145 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:05:16 pm »

*Aims to Fluffy*
*uses MSPaint and erases a m60*
'Shot him!!'

*Shots with P56 Punisher*

Fluffy · « **Reply #146 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:14:06 pm »

*stupifies, but dodges the P56 whatever anyways in an awesome Matrix move*

*pulls out a rocket launcher out of nowhere in midair*

...what will happen next???

Laser Guy · « **Reply #147 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:16:15 pm »

*LaserGuy says, "Fluffy, your fly is open" Fluffy looks down ~~and while distracted gets hit by -Sky- in the head with an empty beer bottle~~*

Fluffy · « **Reply #148 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:24:37 pm »

One of the unspoken rules of the Soldat Bar is that you can't state what other people are doing. Thus...

*fires the rocket launcher to the floor in a totally awesome and incredible way and lands in the sea of explosion and fire and debris and awesomeness in a totally awesome and incredible Matrix kinda way*

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #149 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:13:41 pm »

@Arby (delayed): Yar plz.

*comes back to life with a bigger fish*

tehsnipah · « **Reply #150 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:35:39 pm »

*just noticed that i'm soldier now (ranked up) woohoo! all my money's for yer boozes guys!

*shooting revolver at the sky like a maniac and then accidently shot an eagle

Laser Guy · « **Reply #151 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:51:07 pm »

*the eagle falls on O.R.I.O.N.'s head...*

Giplip · « **Reply #152 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:02:39 pm »

I sit next to Laser Guy. I ask him quietly:
*Do you have any hacks for Soldat?*

Laser Guy · « **Reply #153 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:05:24 pm »

*Never mention about hacks* I answear *EnEsCe got eyes and ears everywhere... And I don't have any but I know who does. Psst... It's Blue-ninja and his wierd amulet.*

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #154 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:06:53 pm »

*Takes out MASADA, opens fire on Laser Guy, Giplip, tehsnipah, ORION, Fluffy, Skyanden, and poopdogg*
*Shoots tehsnipah again*

Giplip · « **Reply #155 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:09:24 pm »

I dodge all his bullets.
I ask Blue-ninja:
*Please give me a hack version for Soldat*

Laser Guy · « **Reply #156 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:14:13 pm »

*Oh ffs, y u'd shoot me? I jump off my sofa and hind behind it while holding my MP5 in right hand and throwing a nade with left.*

tehsnipah · « **Reply #157 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:36:28 pm »

*respawns with some of my zombie friends with me*
*chainsaws thinkto yourself into thousands of pieces*

Laser Guy · « **Reply #158 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:02:10 pm »

*Thikinto urself, U SLAGGOT!! DIE MUTHERFUCXKER!!*

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #159 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:05:45 pm »

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE-

*blown to bits*

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Author Topic: Soldat Bar X (Read 22574 times)