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Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #160 on: February 28, 2008, 07:40:39 pm »
*Chews on Laser Guy's skin*
*Makes sure teh snipah is never allowed to exit this thread*
*Executes*
*HAMMER STYLE*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #161 on: February 28, 2008, 07:49:35 pm »
"Thinkto urself, what's the capital of Thailand?"
*bangkok! thinkto is rolling around the bar floor writhing in pain*
*teh snipah summons Chuck Norris*
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #162 on: February 28, 2008, 07:54:37 pm »
*♫Nobody likes you!♫Everybody hates you!♫They're all out without you!♫Having Fun!♫*
*tehsnipah kills himself and realizes he plays no roll in the forum community*

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Offline poopdogg

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #163 on: February 28, 2008, 08:36:09 pm »
*claps to Thinkto* woooooooooohooooooooo...nice singing

*gets the cans and start painting on the wall in Graffiti style*(SOLDAT the BEST)

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Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #164 on: February 28, 2008, 08:40:36 pm »
*Shoots poopdogg*
*Takes wallet*

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Offline poopdogg

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #165 on: February 28, 2008, 08:55:29 pm »
*shouts* NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo my most precious pic. of my GF is in there please give it back....just the picture i dont care about the money in there

*leans on the ground ...hitting his head on the wall and says* i will never bring my wallet when im painting

*respawns after 20 sec.s*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #166 on: February 28, 2008, 09:06:16 pm »
Want some crack?
The computer is a moron.
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #167 on: February 28, 2008, 09:12:57 pm »
*Trades photo of poopdogg's GF for some crack*
*Crack turns out to be flour*
*Eats anyway*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #168 on: February 28, 2008, 09:20:26 pm »
*walks in
*looks around

*leaves
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

Offline poopdogg

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #169 on: February 28, 2008, 10:27:08 pm »
*puts a cloud breaker*

*aims on the flour* pooof.....voala... its cooked

*eats my foot*

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Offline Blue-ninja

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #170 on: February 28, 2008, 11:24:25 pm »
*shakes off the drunkiness brought on by beer*

*watches a-4-year-old come in the bar, then leave*

*takes a really good look around*

*sighs, and follows suit*

Offline Kagesha

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #171 on: February 28, 2008, 11:55:09 pm »
*walks in to the door*
*walks up to blue ninja*
*SLAP!*
"hehehhehe"
*runs out and hides*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #172 on: February 29, 2008, 12:11:06 am »
*walks into the bar*
*looks carefully around*
*sees Kagesha slapping Blue-Ninja*
*kicks Kagesha's ass into next year for potentially wounding one of TMS' precious members*
There are other worlds than these

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #173 on: February 29, 2008, 01:12:42 am »
*after eating my foot*

*sees jrgp kicks Kagesha....throws a knife on jrgp for Kagesha*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #174 on: February 29, 2008, 02:59:06 am »
*Puts up notice*

[RECRUITING]
Nuclear missile controller, developer, etc..
No wages, just knowing the idea you control unlimited missiles is good enough.
Just make your way through the bushes.

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Offline Zero72

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #175 on: February 29, 2008, 05:09:56 am »

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #176 on: February 29, 2008, 03:33:20 pm »
*sees poopdog throwing a knife on jrgp kicking Kagesha slapping Blue-ninja hating humans*

*kicks poopdog in the face*

Long live Nazi-Communism!

Offline O.R.I.O.N.

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #177 on: February 29, 2008, 04:15:40 pm »
*respawns*

*initiates lurk cycle*
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #178 on: February 29, 2008, 04:18:43 pm »
'What happened there...?'

Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #179 on: February 29, 2008, 04:19:59 pm »
*Just tells -sky- to not worry and drink beer...*
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