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Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #180 on: February 29, 2008, 04:22:38 pm »
*Pulls out full action automatic Colts and opens fire on the unsuspecting crowd of civilians*
*Shoots Skyanden again*
*Shoots Kagesha as I have noticed Kagesha hasn't been shot even one time in this whole thread*
*Shoots Kagesha 40 times to make up for lost time*
*Reloads*

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Offline O.R.I.O.N.

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #181 on: February 29, 2008, 04:25:41 pm »
*wonders why Think has a gun with a 42-round mag*

*drops out of lurk mode, ninjas Think, re-enters lurk mode*
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #182 on: February 29, 2008, 04:27:53 pm »
*Dodges 'ninja' attack, shoots ORION in the back, GUNZ STYLE*
*Writes creepy love note on ORION's mech suit*

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Offline -Skykanden-

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #183 on: February 29, 2008, 04:30:08 pm »
*respawns*
*Aims to Thinkto urself on the head*
 *Shots*
*Thinkto urself's head explodes*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #184 on: February 29, 2008, 04:32:36 pm »
*reaches behind him and removes the slug from his kevlar-laced jumpsuit, grumbles about how Think never seems to #@&$ing die*

*wanders outside in search of his Madcat Mk II*
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #185 on: February 29, 2008, 04:44:13 pm »
*after getting shot 40 times..-.- RESPAWNS*
*Somehow spawns on the Madcat Mk II that orion is looking for*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #186 on: February 29, 2008, 05:01:19 pm »
*ffs the server is bugged, I set it to survival mode :|*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #187 on: February 29, 2008, 05:25:56 pm »
*/kills to respawn due to low health*
*only realising its survival mode*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #188 on: March 01, 2008, 02:19:53 am »
*spawns*
wheres the bar?!

*draws deagles and starts shooting*

(Sorry if I am unintelligent, since the knowledge I have only comes from a school text book...)

Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #189 on: March 01, 2008, 04:59:15 am »
*I go to toilet and hide there while camping*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #190 on: March 01, 2008, 05:00:47 am »
*throws Deagles*

*running fast to the toilet*mmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrmppp ive got to pee

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Offline Zero72

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #191 on: March 01, 2008, 06:20:29 am »

Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #192 on: March 01, 2008, 06:55:00 am »
*Silent shot *bang..* poopdogg falls on the ground dead into a pool of derbis*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #193 on: March 01, 2008, 07:06:21 am »
*spams derbis*

*explodes*

Long live Nazi-Communism!

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #194 on: March 01, 2008, 05:24:09 pm »
*W00t!! Silently calls -Sky- to join me in toilet camping*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #195 on: March 01, 2008, 05:28:27 pm »
'What? Camping in the toilet... sounds bad... what you want to do with me! lol'
*Makes a trench with the sofas and starts firing random shots*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #196 on: March 01, 2008, 05:31:43 pm »
'Do something with you? Oh nononononono, I ain't gay.'
*Requests an airstrike*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #197 on: March 01, 2008, 05:34:17 pm »
'Oh god... another one no!'
*Aims to Laser guy*
'Not again!'

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #198 on: March 01, 2008, 05:37:26 pm »
*Predator kit enabled!*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #199 on: March 01, 2008, 05:53:07 pm »
*Hydes somewhere*