Soldat Bar X

[PaFel]

*picks up a USP and throws it, pegging PaFel squarely in the forehead*

*I fall down, stands up shouts "DAMN IT" and then I star to laught *

[O.R.I.O.N.]

"Irony. I love irony."

*rummages around the crate for a frag grenade*

[Mangled*]

*walks in with a windswept pose, listens to the door swing shut behind him and then proceeds to systematically plug everybody in the back of the head with a silenced Beretta 92F*

[O.R.I.O.N.]

*somehow explodes when he is shot, scattering the crate and its contents across the room*

*respawns outside behind the stick of a Daishi*

"Oh really."

[SDFilm]

*All 7 hired goons shoot Mangled repeatedly with Deagles and Uzis*

SD: "Oooh darn, you goons got blood on the table cloths! That stuff is just the worst to get out..."

*janitor mops up body*

[Laser Guy]

*Runs into the bar and nottices the mess, runs up to O.R.I.O.N.'s box and looks for a predator kit, knife, and silenced MP5. Camps in the bar trying to get everything under control. Accidentaly shoots SD's janitor in the ear and calls medic team in.*

[Blue-ninja]

*walks into the bar, ignoring everyone else*

*sits at the counter and orders a glass of Jack Daniels*

[Laser Guy]

*seeing Blue-ninja, turns off predator mode, puts MP5 on the back, takes the knife out...

Sits beside Blue-ninja, orders Bloody Mary, and starts chatting with Blu while playing with the knife*

[-Skykanden-]

*Gets into the bar, looks a USP on the groud and takes it*

[O.R.I.O.N.]

*has the mech step on Skykanden*

"Dammit. Missed."

*starts charging the laz0rs*

[-Skykanden-]

*Aims to ORION's mech with usp and loads the weapon with anti mech bullets*
 'Stop it!'

[O.R.I.O.N.]

...

*laughs*

"You're going to fight a 100-ton mech...wih a handgun. Brilliant, just brilliant."

<Insert "pew pew" here>

[Laser Guy]

Ignores what's going on in the bar and keeps on chatting.

[PaFel]

*Get's in after a little break with M67 grenade, scan the whole area and bored throw frag to random person (5 sec. fuze)*

*Move to the part of bar where the explosion wave or shrapnels won't hurt me*

*Wait with smile on face what would happen*

[-Skykanden-]

To ORION: ''hahahah, you are going to need to respawn again!''
*Bang* *Boom, explodes just the Mech*
*takes a seat, orders a 'Caffé'*

 

[KorrupT MerC]

*Korrupt enters the bar*
*Jumps over the bar to avoid explosion*

"The hell is going on in here..."

*Takes a bottle of henessey while behind the bar*
*see's a pretty lady, decides to hit on her, Failed attempt*
*looks to left to find a mech*

"Damn, whats in this bottle..."

*Takes another gulp, sets bottle on table*
*Korrupt exits bar for his own sanity*

[Laser Guy]

*Just spare seconds before nade explodes under my seat I kick the nade toward PaFel who chatches it between his teeth , Then I continue chatting.*

[Espadon]

Watches and laughs at Sky's delusions.

"Hay d00d giv me sum of dat El-Es-Dee 2!111oneon"

*fumbles around in pocket*

Okay ORION, what will it be?

[PaFel]

*First think: "DAMN!!!" then I realise that I've got ~1 sec. I look at the wall and see buton named "MATRIX MODE. TURN ONLY IN AWARE SITUATION" so I get my M92 from holster and shoot at it hoping that it will work. Instantly the matrix mode turns on and I spit the nade at bar*

*Finnaly it explodes destroin' almost all bottles there*

[Espadon]

*Finnaly it explodes destroin' almost all bottles there*