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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #220 on: March 02, 2008, 01:08:32 pm »
*Opens th door of the bar just to see a rocket flying towards me... I dodge it and am pushed outside by the force of the explosion. I fly right into -Sky- and trip him, my face misses hid by millimeters "YEW!"*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #221 on: March 02, 2008, 01:14:48 pm »
'this is from hot fuzz (the priest)
*pleast, stop this mingling(is it?) madness!*
*takes out deagle out of my sleeves and shot lazer guy*
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #222 on: March 02, 2008, 01:18:52 pm »
*By accident the bullet hits my butt.*
« Last Edit: March 02, 2008, 01:22:41 pm by Laser Guy »
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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #223 on: March 02, 2008, 01:20:41 pm »
i thought it was torso
*rewinds the time and shoots his butt*
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #224 on: March 02, 2008, 01:24:09 pm »
*Ow, my butt!*
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Offline -Skykanden-

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #225 on: March 02, 2008, 02:56:46 pm »
*Hits both with law butt*
'stop it, i'm trying to cal down everyone'
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Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #226 on: March 02, 2008, 03:08:38 pm »
*Puts down gun in peace treaty*
*Everybody makes up and becomes friends*
*We lead up to help charity and the salvation army*
*We begin to listen to old 80's boy bands*
*We release we've become gay*
*Start killing eachother again*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #227 on: March 02, 2008, 03:11:15 pm »
'Feck... lets leave it as was after that'
*Fires m72*
*Calls another airstrike + napalm + howitzer strike*
*Takes a sofa and hydes under it*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #228 on: March 02, 2008, 03:12:31 pm »
*Eats Skyanden Whole*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #229 on: March 02, 2008, 03:20:54 pm »
*/mercy*
*explodes inside Thinkto urself*
*respawns*
'this is getting boring...'
*starts leaving the bar*

Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #230 on: March 02, 2008, 03:35:20 pm »
*Before _Sky- can finish saying goodbyes I kick him out of the bar.*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #231 on: March 02, 2008, 03:39:18 pm »
'Grr... you'll pay for this Laser guy, i thought that you was my friend'
*Gets a Airstrike comandament and starts calling thousands of misiles over the bar*

Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #232 on: March 02, 2008, 03:53:44 pm »
*Before any missile hits the bar uses admin godmode script /god LightSniper. Now I'm invincible!*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #233 on: March 02, 2008, 04:52:56 pm »
*ordered a nuke from north korea*
*launching the missile to the bar in 1 minute*
Q: how many times did laser guy got shot?
      if you answer this, then the nuke stops

Date Posted: March 02, 2008, 04:48:36 pm
iss been a minute
*nuke strikes and everyone died*
/no respawning from now on

Date Posted: March 02, 2008, 04:51:52 pm
*shoots every one that i can see with minimi*
*i'm the survivor muahahahahhaha!*
*singing Ultimate Showdown*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #234 on: March 02, 2008, 05:40:13 pm »
*Flames tehsnipah for triple posting*

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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #235 on: March 02, 2008, 06:40:23 pm »
*Tehsnipah forgot I'm left too, since I had godmode still on :P*
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Offline who flung poo

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #236 on: March 02, 2008, 11:10:55 pm »
*kills thinkto urself and makes it looks like he commited suicide*

*continues watching the whitest kids u'know*
Realistic mode only baby. (;

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #237 on: March 03, 2008, 01:09:45 am »
/i come in and pwn you all
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Offline Zero72

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #238 on: March 03, 2008, 07:29:02 am »
argh i am pwned

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #239 on: March 03, 2008, 07:32:44 am »
*laughs at Zero*

arrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhh

*hit by the Rogue* damn pawned too

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