Author Topic: Soldat Bar X (Read 22561 times)

tehsnipah · « **Reply #240 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:51:11 am »

*keep singing Ultimate Showdown*
*i feel like being Abe Lincon in that song*
*took out Ak47 from under my hat and shot Laser Guy until his Gmod ran off*

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #241 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:25:33 am »

*runs up from nowhere and dropkicks tehsnipah's head into the floor*

*snatches the Kalashnikov out of the air and starts firing at random*

LeetFidle · « **Reply #242 on:** March 03, 2008, 04:55:03 pm »

*hides under the bar table and pulls out psp and plays sum hard core Power Metal*

Horve · « **Reply #243 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:08:37 pm »

*Raeps things
*then raeps everyone who is under the tables
*then wakes up on the roof

Laser Guy · « **Reply #244 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:26:42 pm »

*Pile up on Horve! Argh! 'THUD'*

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #245 on:** March 03, 2008, 06:09:11 pm »

*Hums Christmas Carols while burning 'The Rogue's' body for being in muffin.

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #246 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:35:38 pm »

walks in, sees chaos, and decides to run around without pants.

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #247 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:00:24 pm »

*Shoots Rabid before he can show his genitals*

who flung poo · « **Reply #248 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:42:51 pm »

makes love to leetfidle because of his fucktastic avatar

LeetFidle · « **Reply #249 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:09:12 pm »

*thinks that hes sumwere else to avoid pain*

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #250 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:17:37 pm »

Heh, I was just kidding!

*walks back into the bar*

*locks the door behind him*

*in front of everyone, eats the entire two cans of beans*

*waits*

*a colossal fart explosion is heard, and the stink kills everyone including ninja himself*

tehsnipah · « **Reply #251 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:24:50 pm »

*introducing Rogue(noob) about how fun soldat is*
*takes out barret and blows his head off*
*low blows O.R.I.O.N. and then drop kick his arse*

-Skykanden- · « **Reply #252 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:27:35 pm »

*Returns*
*stays in front of the door hearing what's going on*

tehsnipah · « **Reply #253 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:38:34 pm »

*opens the door and finds out that -Sky- was peeking at the men's bath room*
*"WTF -Sky- are you gay!?" slaps him*

Laser Guy · « **Reply #254 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:52:46 pm »

Quote from: -Skykanden- on March 04, 2008, 03:27:35 pm

*Returns*
*stays in front of the door hearing what's going on*

FFS no! *Kicks -Sky- in the nuts and out of the bar*

-Skykanden- · « **Reply #255 on:** March 04, 2008, 04:22:26 pm »

*Takes Deagles*
*Kicks the door and Shots to Laser Guy*
'You are a traitor!'
*Continues shoting him*

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #256 on:** March 04, 2008, 05:35:31 pm »

*respawns with a chaingun without any ammo*

*stands there for a moment, then starts using the gun as a club*

"LEEEEEEERRROOOOOOYYY JEEEEEEENNNKKKIIIIIINNNNSSS!"

Didimow · « **Reply #257 on:** March 04, 2008, 05:46:22 pm »

oh my god this is so fucking bad

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #258 on:** March 04, 2008, 05:47:41 pm »

Party killer.

*bludgeons Didimow out the door*

Horve · « **Reply #259 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:46:48 pm »

*some weird stench oozes out through the roof tiles and into my nose- grab my underwear, rip it in half and make a gas mask out of the piece of cloth.
*stands up and watches how Laser Guy falls down the chimney due to my sudden rise.
*Climbs down a drainpipe in slow motion onto the ground floor
*raeps everyone when noone's looking- noone notices anything
*Laser Guy's ass caught fire from landing into open fire.

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Author Topic: Soldat Bar X (Read 22561 times)