Soldat Bar X

[PaFel]

*The "żól" guy with paper bag on head dies 'cause he had swallowed piece of glass.*

*I look at him lie on the floor and after while I start to laught for moment and then i start too look at him one more time then I shout "MEDIC! WHERE THE HELL IS MEDIC?!"*

[tehsnipah]

BAR FIGHT!!!! *smashing bud lite bottle to make it sharp* stabbed PaFel (im sorry to name u as an example)

[Laser Guy]

*Korrupt enters the bar*
*Jumps over the bar to avoid explosion*

"The hell is going on in here..."

*Takes a bottle of henessey while behind the bar*
*see's a pretty lady, decides to hit on her, Failed attempt*
*looks to left to find a mech*

"Damn, whats in this bottle..."

*Takes another gulp, sets bottle on table*
*Korrupt exits bar for his own sanity*

*First think: "DAMN!!!" then I realise that I've got ~1 sec. I look at the wall and see buton named "MATRIX MODE. TURN ONLY IN AWARE SITUATION" so I get my M92 from holster and shoot at it hoping that it will work. Instantly the matrix mode turns on and I spit the nade at bar*

*Finnaly it explodes destroin' almost all bottles there*

Kinda contradicts right here...

[O.R.I.O.N.]

I don't think anyone but Espadon fully appreciates how friggin' big the Daishi is...meh.

*eject pod crashes through the ceiling, lands in the middle of the room*

*climbs out, notices the splash of red under the pod*

"...two points."

*sits down at his previous spot at the counter, continues to enjoy his drink*

[Espadon]

It's STONE[D] RHINO TIME!!!--1one!

JEEEEERRRRRROOYYYYYYYY....
          ....JEEEENNNNNKKKKIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!


[proceeds to aggro all the moderators and admins]

[O.R.I.O.N.]

*casts "lolerNuke" on Espadon*

*You hit Espadon for 1337 points of nerfstick damage*

[Espadon]

ORION happens to forget that all damage on the first hit on any certain location in MW gets negated when it exceeds the armor points of said location, leaving said location with only 1 internal structure point.

Excellent time to eject and fire a ballistic weapon commonly known as the "rock."

[Thinkto urself]

* does nothing
* leaves

[Yes]

*Smacks Espadon across the face for the hell of it. Then starts building a huge a atomic bomb which will take everybody out.

[Iron Man]

"hey guys, whats up?"

*gets hit by espadon*

[jrgp]

*'sup dudes*

*throws a fork can of Red Bull at Iron Man*

[Iron Man]

*catches fork*

*Uses himself as a Waffle Iron*

|WAFFLES          |
|$1 EACH           |
|MONEY GOES    |
|TO BUYING A     |
|NEW BAR WHEN|
|THIS ONE CLOSES|
|___<33___|

[jrgp]

*buys fifty of Iron Man's waffles*
...
*runs to the bathroom hoping to hell there's toilet paper in there*

[Thinkto urself]

*takes out AK74 and massacres everybody there*
*Shoots Iron Man a few times after he dies*
*Shoots again*
*Warns that an admin will eventually lock the thread*
*Shoots self*
*Bar goes out of business*
*Bartender sex machines himself for money*
*Stops caring*
*Leaves*



Edit:

*Shoots Espadon*
*Shoots Espadon Again*
*Runs out of ammo*
*Stabs Espadon again*
*Espadon is still not dead*
*Leaves*

[jrgp]

*glares at Thinkto urself*

*starts reviving the dead bodies and throwing away the spent AK74 shells..*

[Thinkto urself]

*Shoots jrgp*
*Shoots Espadon*

[Iron Man]

*respawns*

"OMG! I FOUND SOME SYRUP!"

*syrup now 50 cents extra*

if anyone wants to make a sign in paint or something.. that would be.. AMAZING!

[Thinkto urself]

*Shoots Iron man*
*Shoots cop*
*Shoots jrgp*
*Shoots yes*
*Shoots O.R.I.O.N.*

*Shoots poor little kitty cat.*
         
　 ／l、／
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ

[jrgp]

*throws a shiny blue plasma grenade at Thinkto urself*

*walks over to the bar (or what remains of it) and orders a sprite*

[Thinkto urself]

*Shoots jrgp*
*Takes plasma grenade off and shoves it up into jrgp.*
*Shoots jrgp just to make sure that he's dead.*
*Sets game to survival mode*
*Campz next to door with spas*