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Offline -Skykanden-

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #80 on: February 27, 2008, 08:44:46 am »
*waves tehsnipah and continues talking with Pafel*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #81 on: February 27, 2008, 08:48:18 am »
*holding a combat knife threatening -Sky- "give me money madafaka! or i'll throw it towards you!"

*teh snipah earned a penny
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #82 on: February 27, 2008, 08:48:59 am »
*hiding in a chair*all of a sud tehsnipah respawned in front of me
*throws my beer on tehsnipah's head and put the chips in his nose* then BOOM!!
i died also in the explosion made by the chips

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #83 on: February 27, 2008, 08:54:29 am »
*holding a combat knife threatening -Sky- "give me money madafaka! or i'll throw it towards you!"

*teh snipah earned a penny

*Gettin' angry that someones disturb me when conversating with -Sky-*

*Throws a bottle at tehsnipah head*

*Answer phone*

*Say see yo' later!*

*Runs from bar*

;D

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #84 on: February 27, 2008, 09:15:30 am »
*talking to myself* i guess everyones leaving

*sits on the table....calls the waiter* pssst yo' come come give a Bloody Mary

*waits........................................................zzzzZZZZZZZ*


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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #85 on: February 27, 2008, 09:21:59 am »
*takes the body of tehsnipah and drops ti by the window*
*sits again with poopdogg and starts talking*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #86 on: February 27, 2008, 09:32:33 am »
*wakes up talks w/ -Sky-* oh sky how long have u been siting? did my order arrived?

*yawns*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #87 on: February 27, 2008, 09:36:35 am »
'Yeah, but someone taked it... yeah, thats it, someone .... I invite you!'
*Orders 2 Bloody Mary*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #88 on: February 27, 2008, 09:41:32 am »
oooooo tnx...ur very kind

*puts a coin in the sound video machine....*

*chooses...(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6voJ1sgY_0) then sits w/ -Sky-*

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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #89 on: February 27, 2008, 10:01:53 am »
C*Comes back in and sits beside Sky and all the rest, orders a truck of beer for all*

*T minus 30 seconds till nuclear explosion*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #90 on: February 27, 2008, 10:05:53 am »
*respawns*

*shoots self*
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #91 on: February 27, 2008, 10:17:50 am »
*Keeps on chatting with guyz*

*T minus 25 seconds till nuclear explosion*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #92 on: February 27, 2008, 10:20:13 am »
'where is the nuclear bomb?'
*Orders more beers to everyone!*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #93 on: February 27, 2008, 10:27:12 am »
'where is the nuclear bomb?'
*Orders more beers to everyone!*
*Smacks Espadon across the face for the hell of it. Then starts building a huge a atomic bomb which will take everybody out.

*-Sky- stop it, we still got more than half of the truck!
Fish and chips for everyone in the bar!!
Turns on radiation scanner*
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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #94 on: February 27, 2008, 11:12:11 am »
*gets a little drunk, gets off the swivel stool tipsily, and accidentally steps on the nuclear activation remote that someone left lying around*

*an explosion is heard in another city miles away*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #95 on: February 27, 2008, 11:40:32 am »
*Respawn in bar after a fight with math*

*Check who's in*

*Hear explosion far away*

*Ask "wha' was that"*

*Ask Laser Guy if I can take few bears*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #96 on: February 27, 2008, 12:39:36 pm »
*respawns and shoves my deagle in PaFel's butt and his mouth and shot

*setted up clay more around the whole bar

*aciddently tripped on and everybody in the bar died
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #97 on: February 27, 2008, 01:44:30 pm »
*Everething is destroyed arraound*
*Respawns the bar*
*Respawns*

'what the...' *calls another beer truck*

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #98 on: February 27, 2008, 01:55:22 pm »
*Respawn after explosion and start to make some weapons for Soldat lookin' what other people do from time to time*

*Check my holster for my M9*

*It's there*

*I get back to makin' weapons*

:)

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Re: Soldat Bar X
« Reply #99 on: February 27, 2008, 02:03:52 pm »
*respawns, calls up magic to make a amulet that absorbs explosions and fires*

*finishes, and watches in some amazement as Harrison Ford comes in the bar wearing his Indiana Jones hat*

*watches with much more interest and amusement as Mr. Jones start kicking everyone's ass, except for the guys who are loaded liquor-wise*

*hurriedly takes a sip out of Jack Daniels as Mr. Jones walk by him*