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Offline Camping_carl

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!!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« on: July 18, 2006, 02:18:35 pm »
lol i am going to write a happy story ^_^ nothing about nothing bad.>! so hugs for all of you and frreeee rainbows i love all of you hugs you tightly... I love to eat.. pudding.. and sing my fav song Tea pot .. The little one that is

hahah giggles like a school girl WHy must you ask becuase i love each and everyone of you i draw pictures of trees and naked chicks cause there frigging hot.. >_> getting perverted i see i raised to level 5 omgosh level 5 porn is the highest porn in the entire world 23 divided by 34 is more than i can account for.. my fav thing to do is


eat tacos FRIED TACOS that my mom made and let them sit out and get a little stale so then they are crisper Oh gosh that sounds.. good.. right now

 :-* betty wanted to be eat out..

 :-\ tom wasnt sure...

 :o  bettys mom was like WHAT? cause she was in the SAME ROOM

 ;D Jerry was like sure....

 ;D :-* JERRY AND BETTERY WHERE on the couch...

 :'( when.. bettys husband walked in STEVE omgosh... he though.. why did god do this to me...

 8) God steps in.. I didnt do anything it was you and youre small wanker.. if you could actually please her.. then you would still be happly with her...

 :'( Steve. says.. oh.. kay.. i should of listend to those internet ads..

  :-* so betty gave him one last blow job....

 :-X and steve died...

THAT is why YOu dont trust ladys.. because they will cheat and you have to know how to please them.. also.. If you love a girl tell her :0... ^_^ okay!

moral of the story..


Guys will try to get your girl and you should learn some martial arts techs :)

later my friends
  my mofo made this beautiful piece of art.

Offline Liber Lupus

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Re: !!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2006, 02:47:54 pm »
Get a blog.

Offline Plonkoon

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Re: !!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2006, 02:49:10 pm »
Or a life.

Offline FliesLikeABrick

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Re: !!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2006, 02:55:20 pm »
or a Bash Pit, but you won't find that here

Offline Mancer

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Re: !!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2006, 02:58:46 pm »
or a Bash Pit, but you won't find that here

Thread over.
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Offline echo_trail

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Re: !!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2006, 03:02:38 pm »
The 30 to 40 seconds it took me reading this has been the most wasted in my life..
I feel kinda sad, really. o_Q

Please lock this now.
I fucking miss all you cunts!

Offline Sethamundo

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Re: !!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2006, 03:15:05 pm »
I just lost all of the little respect I had for you.
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Re: !!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2006, 03:19:45 pm »
Completely sergykolwhipped, this advice of yours.

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Offline karmazon

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Re: !!! If you want a girl listen to this advice.. and stuff
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2006, 05:20:17 pm »
 ;D at newbies bashing carl
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2006, 06:09:16 pm »
8-)==>
>:3