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Offline Biscuiteer

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Re: Insert witty comment for this picture.
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2008, 02:51:19 pm »
When preparing to land with a parachute, it is preferred to not land in any area that may be hazardous to your health. Case and Point: Jeraldo Castellanos: Covert Mission #22 ~US Marines Training Manual, Page 37
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« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2008, 03:10:21 pm »
"FUCK"

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« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2008, 03:31:53 pm »
'oh, hello there mr. lunch'
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« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2008, 03:38:29 pm »
Server message: Player 'Crocodile' requires supplies at alpha base.
Crocodile: Yea, yami! The foodie delivery!

(It's not funny but whatever ;D )
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« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2008, 03:44:32 pm »
"Thank god they are afraid of the water"
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« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2008, 04:38:31 pm »
Quote from: bja888 on March 26, 2008, 03:44:32 pm
"Thank god they are afraid of the water"

Pretty good.
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« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2008, 04:42:05 pm »
Haha, nice one guys. You can get out of the alligator suits now

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« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2008, 04:42:45 pm »
"How the phrase 'shit out of luck' was born."
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« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2008, 04:52:56 pm »
Suicide School - The idiot tried to practice :D
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« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2008, 06:50:16 pm »
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

Relevant: "If at first you don't succeed, then skydivings not for you."
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Offline The Bone Collector

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« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2008, 07:33:32 pm »
"Do not feed the crocodiles..."
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« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2008, 07:44:28 pm »
The Louisiana skydiving industry never recovered.
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« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2008, 08:37:52 pm »
HOW CAN I HAS PARACHUTE XD XD XD

also their should be a cat eating the water, i think that would make it really witty (and funny)
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« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2008, 04:07:38 am »
"What the hell did Norton Anti-virus do this time?"
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« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2008, 04:37:04 am »
Quote from: Arbiter on March 27, 2008, 04:07:38 am
"What the hell did Norton Anti-virus do this time?"

Nerd.


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« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2008, 05:22:53 am »
"...I'll just land in that nice green field- Wait, why is that field moving, and why does it have teeth?"
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« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2008, 05:55:36 am »
Quote from: Kagesha on March 27, 2008, 04:37:04 am
Quote from: Arbiter on March 27, 2008, 04:07:38 am
"What the hell did Norton Anti-virus do this time?"

Nerd.


[/bogan voice] Hey Sharlen! I think we got us some dinner! [/bogan voice]
*Allthe other lizards are the inbreds :O*

Nerd? Orly?

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« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2008, 06:04:43 am »
We can has humanz?
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« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2008, 06:21:19 am »
he will not die coz its on the "freeze mode"
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« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2008, 07:42:00 am »
"Mommy... wheres the reset button?"
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