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Offline Mangled*

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Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« on: April 07, 2008, 02:20:39 pm »
So earlier I was playing some public CTF in AK server, probably the server I play on the most, and I was on an absolute roll. Although I'm generally always on a roll when I'm playing Soldat.

The admins of the server decided that I should play on my own team, so they moved me to Delta/Charlie team and let me loose with everyone else against me. I'm pleased to say that I went on a blazing rampage through the server annihilating everyone in my path.

In retrospect I should have recorded a demo of it... I will next time if I can.

Here's the final scores for the 2 maps I played on my own team for:
(bear in mind this is pure killing, only alpha and bravo teams can capture)




It was pretty hilarious and extremely fun for me, I spent the whole time listening to 80's music with no sound on Soldat. By the end of it I had about half the server accusing me of hacking because they didn't realize the admins moved me to that team.
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 02:26:10 pm »
I list you as Level 8 on Blue-Ninja's Skill Chart.

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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 03:09:14 pm »
Dude, there is only one god of Soldat. And that is Vision/Audio. Not to mention you are on green team, so you have more people to kill than the rest of the people. Barely having a 2:1 k:d ratio isnt that great. Its a pub. I have a buddy of mine with 59 kills and 9 deaths in a pub without being on a green or yellow team. And its completely obvious that everyone in there sucks, as none of them can even get an even ratio of kills to deaths, and even if they do, its only slight.

Mebey attempt something like that when there are actual GOOD players and it MIGHT be impressive. But its a pub so its bleh. Ive had 5-1 k:d with 3 caps in a pub, not that impressive, considering people in pubs suck. Not all but most.

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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 03:23:26 pm »
Awesome'o, a public server with bunch of noobs on.
Get rate 2 or 3 on a gather, then you might call yourself GOOD, but not god or even PRO.

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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 03:45:42 pm »
God... leave the guy alone. Looks like you did pretty well Mangled :)
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 03:47:28 pm »
Yeah, beating a bunch of newbs on a public doesn't makes you God of Soldat. You did well, but getting a lot of points if you are the only one in the team is actually easier than it looks like (because you can kill 2x more people than others and you didn't have to care about flags).
« Last Edit: April 07, 2008, 03:55:33 pm by Aquarius »

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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 03:59:44 pm »
Lol, if I would be that good in a video game, I wouldn't be proud of it.
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 04:16:13 pm »
No there were some really good players in that server. Turok, Keks and Tr0j are great players and it wasn't the easiest game in the world.

Gather involves alot of faffing about to get into game. If I want to play I just sit down and connect to the best pinged ctf server with the most players.

Lets face it, nobody would have put me in my own team on gather anyway. All I did today is sit down to have a relaxing game of Soldat whilst listening to some music and this ended up happening.

Of course I'm not actually God of Soldat, but I know for fact I'm one of the best players around. I'd probably be better if I didn't use knife 90% of the time and got a little more practice with some other weapons.

I was in that game, you weren't. It's that simple. Public isn't always full of noobs.

If you want to bash me for posting something interesting then go ahead, I don't care. I'm a 5 year Soldat veteran who plays almost exclusively with knife.
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 04:25:26 pm »
I think you misundestood me.
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I'm a 5 year Soldat veteran who plays almost exclusively with knife.
As I said, that is not a thing to be proud about. Getting so good at something in virtual world - it just isn't cool, ok? Nerd much?
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 04:38:52 pm »
As I said, that is not a thing to be proud about. Getting so good at something in virtual world - it just isn't cool, ok? Nerd much?

Care much? Besides, you're on these forums too.

So are you a talentless nerd or a talented nerd?
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 04:43:45 pm »
Soldat is not a talent.
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 05:08:23 pm »
Are you still enraged about my opinions about your spiritual beliefs BondJamesBond? Is that why you posted that?

Go on, go make a topic in the fisting zone and stop trying (failing) to take cheap shots.
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 05:09:51 pm »
No there were some really good players in that server. Turok, Keks and Tr0j are great players and it wasn't the easiest game in the world.

Gather involves alot of faffing about to get into game. If I want to play I just sit down and connect to the best pinged ctf server with the most players.

Lets face it, nobody would have put me in my own team on gather anyway. All I did today is sit down to have a relaxing game of Soldat whilst listening to some music and this ended up happening.

Of course I'm not actually God of Soldat, but I know for fact I'm one of the best players around. I'd probably be better if I didn't use knife 90% of the time and got a little more practice with some other weapons.

I was in that game, you weren't. It's that simple. Public isn't always full of noobs.

If you want to bash me for posting something interesting then go ahead, I don't care. I'm a 5 year Soldat veteran who plays almost exclusively with knife.
This interests me, and I would like to see you prove that in a gather :D

Anyway, as for the actual topic, that is quite the achievement, good job!
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 05:30:51 pm »
Soldat is not a talent.
Everything that has varied skill levels can be a talent.

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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2008, 05:55:35 pm »
Its all fine and dandy, I only have a problem with the arrogance. Its almost laughable I'm not gonna tell you about gathers or sway your opinion I'm just saying: You're like Kanye West, without the skill.  Sorry if I am coming off as an ass, I just can't stand blind arrogance.

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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2008, 08:54:23 pm »
Are you still enraged about my opinions about your spiritual beliefs BondJamesBond? Is that why you posted that?

Go on, go make a topic in the fisting zone and stop trying (failing) to take cheap shots.
Why would I be enraged? You obviously lost every single one of your arguments.

What is up with the faggots *snapping* all of a sudden? Time of the month again?
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2008, 09:07:57 pm »
Why would I be enraged? You obviously lost every single one of your arguments.

What is up with the slaggots *snapping* all of a sudden? Time of the month again?

I lost none of my arguments but I know that you were enraged from your reaction and I think that you're probably quite begrudgesome and so you probably haven't let go of that feeling just yet. Don't go off topic in this section and stop trying to take cheap shots at me. The fisting zone is there for a reason.
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2008, 09:16:20 pm »
Goddamn that's looks fun. I bet the only times you died, was when you got gangbanged. <3

BUT. A real god in Soldat wouldn't even die once no matter what the situation. 0 deaths No.1 that's the ultimate achievement.

He can survive every encounter with the enemy, as his teammates dies all over the place, and that barsteward would still be breathing by the end of the fecking war and tell stories about it to his grandchildren while drinking some hot chocolate.

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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 09:55:55 pm »
I only have a problem with the arrogance. Its almost laughable.

What you think I'm genuinely this arrogant?  :-*

Goddamn that's looks fun. I bet the only times you died, was when you got gangbanged. <3

<3 you too
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Re: Mangled*- Official God of Soldat
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2008, 09:58:14 pm »
Verynice! Waht game is that? Can you pleas e pass me the download link...
thnx!

ps. it's free?