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Offline Poe

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How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« on: April 07, 2008, 06:01:33 pm »
Chapter 1

It was a warm sunny day. I thought to myself once "Maybe as they adapt, they'll counter my tricks and beat the bollocks out of me. Feck that, I better be slick about it." Yeah, right. Like ten or so people actually react and adapt, and unless one of the guys is me they don't stand a chance in hell. Really, the only guy who can beat  me is myself.

So, I'm going to spell out here the majority of my patended tricks, ones that I pioneered while you maggots sloshed around the ground. Maybe some day you will know what to expect, and hopefully, you'll react or something, because as it goes right now I am the best damn Soldat player that ever was. The best there is. And the god damn best there ever will be!

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As those of you who play against me have noticed, I REALLY like the Ruger. I think it is the most versatile weapon because:
A. It can kill in one shot
B. Since it's only one shot, I only need a minimal amount of skill
C. Mad range
D. Its like the Barrett but with four shots in the time of one
E. It shoots bullets
F. Part of the gun is made of wood
H. Its starts with R and ends with an R
I. Its a gun

Now, a bit about me:
A. I'm fast
B. I'm slow
C. I rush
D. I'm patient
E. I can counter your spray
F. You can't counter my spray
G. I learn your tricks almost instantly, even if I don't react to them
H. I'm so good at Soldat I'm going to teach you how to play
I. I have a black cat
J. I drink Ginger ale
K. I have a priceless collection of care bear dolls
L. I am attaching this post to my resume


Well, now, we are off to agood start. So, here's how it goes... MORE TO COME!
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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 06:10:16 pm »
what the crap....... are you Peu? and if you're not, then this is no offence, but point less. check it http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=25993.0
talk about yourself there....
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"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

Offline Poe

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 06:39:03 pm »
Excuse me, but in case you didn't know I am GOD at trenchwar, I don't think you can post in my topics. Thanks.
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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 06:46:04 pm »
well, i don't play TW, so EXCUSE me
i might as well just read to kill my time
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"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 07:08:29 pm »
This has to be a joke.
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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 07:11:22 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on April 07, 2008, 07:08:29 pm
This has to be a joke.
this may be is.....
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"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

Offline Poe

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 07:35:15 pm »
Soldat is NO joke. Its a way of life!!
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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 07:57:53 pm »
Yep, obviously a joke.
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Offline TradeMAAK

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 05:38:21 am »
I think Poe is a pretty cool guy, eh owns TW and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Offline O.R.I.O.N.

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 07:58:43 am »
Bandwagon effect.
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Quote from: a-4-year-old on April 14, 2008, 01:56:31 pm
Quote from: † on April 14, 2008, 01:25:20 pm
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

Offline Snow

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2008, 11:21:31 am »
It's fine if you own at TW... but no one needs 2 topics for some pointless how-to to beat someone most people have never heard of or don't particularly care about. Also, using a second login to post a second topic... tells more than enough. I guess, every forum has one or two 'unique' individuals.
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Offline Poe

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2008, 12:42:06 pm »
You guys are such noobs. For example you are below me on the ground I throw a grenade on your head. Or as soon as I see you I shoot your head off with my Rugar. You can't counter my trix man, so go back to bed. I don't know who you think you are, but I'm the best at Trenchwar, so you better listen to me.
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Offline darkangel

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 12:48:18 pm »
Quote from: Poe on April 07, 2008, 07:35:15 pm
Soldat is NO joke. Its a way of life!!


wow, Peu. You are so good. I bet you can get any girl you want now.



Date Posted: April 08, 2008, 01:47:37 pm
Quote from: Poe on April 08, 2008, 12:42:06 pm
You guys are such noobs. For example you are below me on the ground I throw a grenade on your head. Or as soon as I see you I shoot your head off with my Rugar. You can't counter my trix man, so go back to bed. I don't know who you think you are, but I'm the best at Trenchwar, so you better listen to me.

AND AGAIN---> wow, Peu. You are so good. I bet you can get any girl you want now.
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Offline BombSki

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2008, 12:50:44 pm »
.. if you hadnt noticed, someone made a new account with the nickname Poe.

pretty sad if you ask me.
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Offline Flamingo

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2008, 12:51:30 pm »
"today i went to soldatforums and bragged about my skills with a ruger just to compensate my little penis.
ps: they are all noobs"
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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2008, 12:56:47 pm »
PEU AND POE ARE TWO feckING DIFFERENT PEOPLE YOU feckING DIPbollocksS.
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Offline Poe

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2008, 01:11:59 pm »
It's funny how long it took some people to realize that. It kind of illustrates my point on how rediculous the original 'Peu' thread is. It's apparently hard to tell the difference between an intentionally arrogant post, and a real 'Peu' post.
Btw, this was only a joke for comedic effect.
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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2008, 02:07:05 pm »
i knew that, but i didn't want to spoil the fun :D
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Offline Snow

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2008, 02:17:42 pm »
Quote from: Poe on April 08, 2008, 01:11:59 pm
It's funny how long it took some people to realize that. It kind of illustrates my point on how rediculous the original 'Peu' thread is. It's apparently hard to tell the difference between an intentionally arrogant post, and a real 'Peu' post.
Btw, this was only a joke for comedic effect.

Good joke. :P
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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: How to beat ME in Trenchwar
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2008, 03:34:42 pm »
Quote from: darkangel on April 08, 2008, 12:48:18 pm
Quote from: Poe on April 07, 2008, 07:35:15 pm
Soldat is NO joke. Its a way of life!!


wow, Peu. You are so good. I bet you can get any girl you want now.



Date Posted: April 08, 2008, 01:47:37 pm
Quote from: Poe on April 08, 2008, 12:42:06 pm
You guys are such noobs. For example you are below me on the ground I throw a grenade on your head. Or as soon as I see you I shoot your head off with my Rugar. You can't counter my trix man, so go back to bed. I don't know who you think you are, but I'm the best at Trenchwar, so you better listen to me.

AND AGAIN---> wow, Peu. You are so good. I bet you can get any girl you want now.
pssst! gay people
*on topic* fuck you man, i would like to see you playing in unrealastic mod
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