Female Soldats - The Xurich Conspiracy

[El_Spec]

Every shooter game has at least 1 female player.  Most likely I would think a few hundred, depending on the games' popularity.  Hell, some of the kids from my school which I told them about Soldat are females and many of them play on a daily bases.  Most of the time it's just us in a private server with DM or CTF.  The point is, we all know females in Soldat exist, this isn't new news. 

Also, I think that chart that determines someone's gender based on their writing is complete bullsh[size=0pt][/size][/size]it.  I mean, it is somewhat possible to tell their gender if they wrote work like about their thoughts or personal life situations.  But general conversations, I doubt it.  It may be accurate, but only for certain things.

[.Long-Range]

There are more female gamers than you think. They're just all smart enough not to reveal their gender.

[Lone-Wolf]

I know of two north american players, a boy and a girl, who have met over soldat and met up and had sex and stuff

also there were two hungarians who met over soldat and then haad a several year long relationship

but it wasn't because of the leet soldat skillz you fantasize about. Also, all the clicking does come in handy.

LOLZ, AWESOME. 

There are more female gamers than you think. They're just all smart enough not to reveal their gender.

Exactly my point. So, would it be possible for the top pros out there secretly being girls ?
Yes it matters and it is extremely important, because We urgently need a Soldat babe as our icon for Soldat to advance the future of Soldat. It attract guys naturally, and women would also have a person to look up to, instead of being cast into the shadows.

More new players means more money as they register, and better updates for Soldat. Best way to advertise Soldat ! Know any Soldat Babes ? Nominate !

[Chariot]

loan wlf is so hawt bcoz he pwn newbs XD

[Demonic]

There were some girls in the competitive soldat scene ( lady solja, drivenunder, essentle ), but it's still a mans world out here, so don't get your hopes up. :p

plus one fellow of mine commented driven's playing as 'bet she can handle a cock better than that mp5'.

[Rai-Dei]

Was it Marbire, BloodShaman, or Fabmanx, Demonic?

[Flamingo]

Stop wanting to have girls in a community, who cares if anyone is male or female, it's not like the internet is only made for a/s/l.


oh and im not homosexual

[Xaero]

Stop wanting to have girls in a community, who cares if anyone is male or female, it's not like the internet is only made for a/s/l.


oh and im not homosexual

You're ho.. oh nvm.

[Espadon]

I played Soldat with a female Soldat player once. From what I gather from how he talked and her interests, she was a prostitute. She was quite spiteful too. Sex icon for Soldat? Er- no. Doesn't quite work with a small-time game with characters 40 pixels high. Besides, all it would do is attract little snot-nosed 14 year olds who are missing half their cerebrum and are all juiced up with hormones.

Is it me being egocentric again or did ERC put your brain on fire, Loan-Shark?

[Blue-ninja]

*Blue-ninja wonders if this thread requires some serious facepalming because of all the fisting...*

I accept the fact that there are females playing Soldat, seeing as I have a lot of definite proof as well. What I can't accept is that Soldat will continue to be a extremely biased and excessively manly game, with none of the potential benefits included in play.

Female gosteks might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but as a lot of us know, women didn't go to war dressed as Red Sonja. Yes, they most likely went to war dressed in men's combat gear, since seeing as both sides probably will not exercise restraint on women as well.

I know a lot of you that have a positive spin on female gosteks are very likely thinking of Advance War's infantry specialist, Sami, but she's fictional, and the idea of female gosteks will continue to be fictional for as long as Michal Marcinkowski continues to live.

[Thinkto urself]

/facepalms everyone

[Snow]

Stop wanting to have girls in a community, who cares if anyone is male or female...

Exactly. Play the feckbollocksting game already.

And a note about the gosteks: they consist of a few pixels each. You can barely tell they have a gender. If Soldat gets 'female' gosteks... then we should have tranny, cross-gender, etc. gosteks as well. /facepalms also too.

[Lone-Wolf]

What I can't accept is that Soldat will continue to be a extremely biased and excessively manly game, with none of the potential benefits included in play.

Thank you, thank you, I was about to lose all hope in mankind. 

There were some girls in the competitive soldat scene ( lady solja, drivenunder, essentle ), but it's still a mans world out here, so don't get your hopes up. :p

Wonder how far they went.

I played Soldat with a female Soldat player once. From what I gather from how he talked and her interests, she was a prostitute. She was quite spiteful too. Sex icon for Soldat? Er- no. Doesn't quite work with a small-time game with characters 40 pixels high. Besides, all it would do is attract little snot-nosed 14 year olds who are missing half their cerebrum and are all juiced up with hormones.

Those snot-nosed 14 year olds were once me, and you.
The more players, the better, for the future of Soldat ! 

The Soldat Babe idea is fun, new, and refreshing ! It provides a picture of females who play Soldat ! It doesn't have to be a sex-icon-theme. More like, proud badass female soldier kind of image.

Come on, who's with me !! If you want something, you have to show that you really want it !! Show some support !

Soldat Babe Concept Art: Sami from advance wars


Or maybe you all prefer Soldat Dude ?? 

[Zamorak]

So, you, by way of this new advertising technique, want to draw in boatloads of 14 y/o kids yipping to see hot girls while they play Soldat?

You are...misguided, to say the least.

[Blue-ninja]

Make a female gostek mod then, if you want to be surrounded by cyberkinetically altered soldat tranvestites.

Just trying to be helpful...

[I like shortshorts]

if they had in game females i could do everything in game...secks and buttsecks...kinky fuck....HAWT SEXUAL

[Pie]

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You've no idea how much of an idiot you are to me. So what, Females exist, stop the fucking presses. Yes there are females in soldat, yes they could probably beat us, no we should not care. As far as i'm concerned whatever i kill is just a score for me, i don't care if i kill a male a female, a white guy or a black guy, It doesn't matter it's a fucking game.

Drawing attention to them does squat, in all possabilites they don't care, they're not going to stand up and say "hey, imma girl and i just beat you, suckers." Because that would be drawing attention to the fact they have a little factory for making more of themselves built inside of them. (props to anyone who gets the joke)

Take your point of view and stick it, girls to soldat is not a new concept, although girls may be a new concept to you.
/rant

[Lone-Wolf]

One day, I was owned so terribly that I sh|t my pants and begged for mercy.
I was spared, and that monster was revealed to be a female gamer. I lost all pride and hope.
I was completely defeated by a female Soldat. Goddamnit the years of frustration and anger against male oppression was completely unleashed against me. 

No. I don't want to talk about it further. I promised not to reveal her identity either.

I hope this does not happen one day to any of you.  No, maybe you were already owned and still don't even realize it. I am trying to make you realize the scary hidden truth.

The pros out there owning you could be secretly females. How would you feel ? Be honest.

[Pie]

One day, I was owned so terribly that I sh|t my pants and begged for mercy.
I was spared, and that monster was revealed to be a female gamer. I lost all pride and hope.
I was completely defeated by a female Soldat. Goddamnit the years of frustration and anger against male oppression was completely unleashed against me. 

No. I don't want to talk about it further. I promised not to reveal her identity either.

I hope this does not happen one day to any of you.  No, maybe you were already owned and still don't even realize it. I am trying to make you realize the scary hidden truth.

The pros out there owning you could be secretly females. How would you feel ? Be honest.

That's like the opposite of being afraid of catching the "gays".
You're an idiot. Why would i be afraid of being beaten in a game, maybe if i was being beaten in the face in real life, but in a game, no.

edit:
how is being beaten by a female worse than being beaten by a male, are you saying it's surprising that a female could beat you, seeing you're the manliest male that ever lived?
You're sexist, I request you be banned for being stupid. 

[Lone-Wolf]

One day, I was owned so terribly that I sh|t my pants and begged for mercy.
I was spared, and that monster was revealed to be a female gamer. I lost all pride and hope.
I was completely defeated by a female Soldat. Goddamnit the years of frustration and anger against male oppression was completely unleashed against me. 

No. I don't want to talk about it further. I promised not to reveal her identity either.

I hope this does not happen one day to any of you.  No, maybe you were already owned and still don't even realize it. I am trying to make you realize the scary hidden truth.

The pros out there owning you could be secretly females. How would you feel ? Be honest.

That's like the opposite of being afraid of catching the "gays".
You're an idiot. Why would i be afraid of being beaten in a game, maybe if i was being beaten in the face in real life, but in a game, no.

Well, you see, back then, I never lost even once in hundreds of duels and dozens of clan challenges.
I would take on anyone, join clans in disguise, challenge every single fucking member and dominate their clan leaders. Once every single one of them submitted, I would leave the clan.

I have very high expectations of myself, whenever I do anything, I strive to do my best.

I go all out when I duel. I never ever take it easy, and I train hard to beef up my skills.
And when I am completely utterly defeated even when I am trying my best, it hurts.
Worst, it was a female. I was completely, utterly, shocked to the core.