HEY BOYS

[Captain Ben]

IN 10 HOURS IT IS GOING TO BE MY 18TH BIRTHDAY
BROKEN LEG OR NOT I'M GOING TO A PARTY HELD JUST FOR YOURS TRULY
it's fully awesome i got my pills and packets organized i've got a carton of pil beers, a beer bong,a bong,a corncob pipe a blow torch lighter and a little bit of valium for my ankle so it doesn't hurt to much when i get low on the dance floor
there's going to be 200 people there including my badass bikie friend and like forty nympho chicks from schoolies as well as my friends HOT DIVORCED HORNY ALWAYS DROPPING SEXUAL INNUENDO MOTHER and the hot chick whos 9 years older than me that loves it in the pooper and wants to give me a SPECIAL THANK YOU ohhhhh yeah

plus i got a friend whos dj-ing for the night so he has all the music and whatnot as well as like MILLIONS OF AWESOME SONGS aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its not even being held at my place so i don't have to clean up jack

THEN WHEN I'M ACTUALLY 18 SHOTGUN the whole day will be spent at the bowls club down the road with all of my friends shit will be awesome

thought you guys might like to know

[STM1993]

Happy 18th Birthday! (in advance, I'm having exams in less than a week, and I'm in a really bad mood today)

Have fun in your party man.

[bja888]

When I turned 18 a female friend and I went out and rented porn. Then we went back to my place and laughed at it.

[Captain Ben]

i'm not sure if i can compute that all at once THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY EVER MAN i'd love to hear it again but holy shit its so off the hinge you might need to tell it to me again a third time

craziest story ever dude

[The Bone Collector]

I thought he was banned >.<

[Mangled*]

Sounds like a pretty crap LAN party, Ben. 

[The Bone Collector]

the hot chick whos 9 years older than me that loves it in the pooper

Aids ahoy.

[Blue-ninja]

I think his clog is bonged.

[Captain Ben]

bone collector do i smell jealousy

besides shes smokin hot and everyuone knows you can't get aids from bumsex

[The Bone Collector]

bone collector do i smell jealousy

Err.... no?

everyuone knows you can't get aids from bumsex

...You must be joking.

[Captain Ben]

what didn't you know???

thatys how you NOT get stds i do it all the time

[Pie]

That's not how you get Sti's, I do it all the time and my doctors said i'm fine, well that is apart from my gonorrhea, my AIDS, My herpes and my hepatitis, But you know, i'm fine.

[BondJamesBond]

Pie that was not funny.

=|

[Blue-ninja]

I dunno...but we can all realize the blackness of that humour in the near future.

[ultraman]

Captain you're in Aus right? where abouts?

[Captain Ben]

excuse me pie i think i'd know i'm a scientist

sunshine coast ultraman how come

[ultraman]

damnit i was hoping you were in melbourne

[Pie]

Pie that was not funny.

=|

Meh. I wasn't trying to make you laugh, i was pointing out the irony of what he said, nevertheless...

Oh well.

[Hundkeex]

PLEEZ CAN I CUM ON UR PARTAI?

[echo_trail]

Haha.. that is so nice, ben. I remember when i turned 18, I thought the world was mine for the taking I had myself a killer party as well, and it was just awesome. Good thing here is my birthday is in the middle of the summer, so i had like 4 weeks to celebrate before I had to go back to school. And I did, indeed I did. I was practically drunk for the whole vacation straight!

Wicked enough, mate, let's kow how it turns out, you little buttmonkey you.

bone collector do i smell jealousy

besides shes smokin hot and everyuone knows you can't get aids from bumsex

Pfft, tell that to Freddy Mercury!