Author Topic: HEY BOYS (Read 5731 times)

Captain Ben · « **on:** April 18, 2008, 10:46:36 pm »

IN 10 HOURS IT IS GOING TO BE MY 18TH BIRTHDAY
BROKEN LEG OR NOT I'M GOING TO A PARTY HELD JUST FOR YOURS TRULY
it's fully awesome i got my pills and packets organized i've got a carton of pil beers, a beer bong,a bong,a corncob pipe a blow torch lighter and a little bit of valium for my ankle so it doesn't hurt to much when i get low on the dance floor
there's going to be 200 people there including my badass bikie friend and like forty nympho chicks from schoolies as well as my friends HOT DIVORCED HORNY ALWAYS DROPPING SEXUAL INNUENDO MOTHER and the hot chick whos 9 years older than me that loves it in the pooper and wants to give me a SPECIAL THANK YOU ohhhhh yeah

plus i got a friend whos dj-ing for the night so he has all the music and whatnot as well as like MILLIONS OF AWESOME SONGS aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its not even being held at my place so i don't have to clean up jack

THEN WHEN I'M ACTUALLY 18 SHOTGUN the whole day will be spent at the bowls club down the road with all of my friends shit will be awesome

thought you guys might like to know

STM1993 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2008, 10:53:30 pm »

Happy 18th Birthday! (in advance, I'm having exams in less than a week, and I'm in a really bad mood today)

Have fun in your party man.

bja888 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:13:03 pm »

When I turned 18 a female friend and I went out and rented porn. Then we went back to my place and laughed at it.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:38:26 pm »

i'm not sure if i can compute that all at once THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY EVER MAN i'd love to hear it again but holy shit its so off the hinge you might need to tell it to me again a third time

craziest story ever dude

The Bone Collector · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:50:05 pm »

I thought he was banned >.<

Mangled* · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:52:39 pm »

Sounds like a pretty crap LAN party, Ben.

The Bone Collector · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:54:25 pm »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 18, 2008, 10:46:36 pm

the hot chick whos 9 years older than me that loves it in the pooper

$:-\$ Aids ahoy.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:59:10 pm »

I think his clog is bonged.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:11:21 am »

bone collector do i smell jealousy

besides shes smokin hot and everyuone knows you can't get aids from bumsex

The Bone Collector · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:49:12 am »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 19, 2008, 12:11:21 am

bone collector do i smell jealousy

Err.... no?

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 19, 2008, 12:11:21 am

everyuone knows you can't get aids from bumsex

...You must be joking.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:03:45 am »

what didn't you know???

thatys how you NOT get stds i do it all the time

Pie · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:17:27 am »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 19, 2008, 01:03:45 am

That's not how you get Sti's, I do it all the time and my doctors said i'm fine, well that is apart from my gonorrhea, my AIDS, My herpes and my hepatitis, But you know, i'm fine.

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:23:29 am »

Pie that was not funny.

=|

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:29:39 am »

I dunno...but we can all realize the blackness of that humour in the near future.

ultraman · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:03:17 am »

Captain you're in Aus right? where abouts?

Captain Ben · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:05:31 am »

excuse me pie i think i'd know i'm a scientist

sunshine coast ultraman how come

ultraman · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:11:05 am »

damnit i was hoping you were in melbourne

Pie · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:34:00 am »

Quote from: BondJamesBond on April 19, 2008, 01:23:29 am

Pie that was not funny.

=|

Meh. I wasn't trying to make you laugh, i was pointing out the irony of what he said, nevertheless...

Oh well.

Hundkeex · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:48:11 am »

PLEEZ CAN I CUM ON UR PARTAI?

echo_trail · « **Reply #19 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:08:49 am »

Haha.. that is so nice, ben. I remember when i turned 18, I thought the world was mine for the taking

I had myself a killer party as well, and it was just awesome. Good thing here is my birthday is in the middle of the summer, so i had like 4 weeks to celebrate before I had to go back to school. And I did, indeed I did. I was practically drunk for the whole vacation straight!

Wicked enough, mate, let's kow how it turns out, you little buttmonkey you.

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 19, 2008, 12:11:21 am

bone collector do i smell jealousy

besides shes smokin hot and everyuone knows you can't get aids from bumsex

Pfft, tell that to Freddy Mercury!

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