Author Topic: HEY BOYS (Read 5735 times)

n00bface · « **Reply #20 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:10:33 am »

pics or it didn't happen and i won't believe your story

M.rSnow · « **Reply #21 on:** April 19, 2008, 06:44:46 am »

Hes banned or is it just that none cares to remove the warning becasue hes gonna get banned again anytime soon?

Have a good birthday anyway.

<---me careing

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #22 on:** April 19, 2008, 06:47:18 am »

Perhaps you shouldn't take Valium with alchohol?

Congrats, even if you turning 18 is totally going to steal the thunder of me turning 16 :/

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:04:26 pm »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 18, 2008, 10:46:36 pm

Hey guys, now that I'm an adult I'm going to do stupid stuff, instead of actually maturing as I get older.

Graham · « **Reply #24 on:** April 19, 2008, 04:02:45 pm »

Want to hear a cool story?

I went to work on my 18th birthday....

M.rSnow · « **Reply #25 on:** April 19, 2008, 04:33:53 pm »

I think that people celebrate your birthday on a different day than the actual birthday if its such a special occasion.

Psycho · « **Reply #26 on:** April 19, 2008, 06:03:35 pm »

You'll wake up in a ditch somewhere, almost drowned in a pile of your own stomach fluids, with poop on your wang and your leg bending the wrong way. And not remembering a damn thing from what happened the other night.

Happy birthday!

KorrupT MerC · « **Reply #27 on:** April 20, 2008, 07:11:02 pm »

Quote from: a-4-year-old on April 19, 2008, 06:47:18 am

Perhaps you shouldn't take Valium with alchohol?

He'll be alright.

Your 18th birthday sounds a lot like mine, except no pooper action and a lot of drunk mexicans with rocks and cinder blocks.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #28 on:** April 20, 2008, 08:23:26 pm »

Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on April 19, 2008, 03:04:26 pm

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 18, 2008, 10:46:36 pm
Hey guys, now that I'm an adult I'm going to do stupid stuff, instead of actually maturing as I get older.

THATS HOW I ROLL NIGGA atleast i know how to have fun
and fgs i was kidding about not getting stds thru ze pooper why don't you guys just rage a little more

WELL ANYWAY so i went to my party and in the long long long walk down my friends hill i drank 8 beers via beer bong and moonwaled onto the dancefloor cracking my cast ... a little bit of duct tape worked wonders getting that boy secured and safe and i popped a couple of little ones and danced, grinded and got low all night it was honestly good fun

so all good and everything hot9yearsolderthanmepoopergirl rocks up and i proceeded to hang out with my wang out and got some happy birthday action while THIS IS WHERE THE PARTIES AT was pumping through the speakers i found her secret tattoo WHOOP WHOOP i gave her a set of arabian meatgoggles [google it] and yeah it turns out she likes being degraded or some shit she wanted me to punch her in the stomach- i wasn't game for that so bit her nipples a little bit and called it a day
AND THEN WE GOT INTO THE SHOTS like i mean holy hell i went off against this behemoth beast 2m monster doing tequila suicides [snort salt/do shot/squeeze lemon in eye] and he spewed everywhere funny stuff at midnight when i was actually 18 it was like the biggest flaw ever because YMCA started playing and then things WENT AWESOME
i can't remember much after that i was told i pushed a guy in a fire but i doubt that because i'm not skinned or arrested or whatever apparently they found me passed out 5ish on a haybale and threw me on a bed and i woke up AMAZINGLY spooning hot25/26lovesitinthepoopergirl and yeah
so i bit her ass and got me some breakfast

so i sobered up a little had a shower and duct taped my cast together again my ankle hurts like a bitch BUT BECAUSE I AM A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG ADULT i didn't take anymore drugs because i had to drive
so we start at the bowl club 10 oclock i got shit faced on pints [me and 2 friends] then we go out get some lunch and sit at the back of omalleys and laugh at the bar fights and yeah had a massive steak for dinner and went to electric blue to see if it was true that strippers that work on sunday night have bullet wounds and c section scars... one was smoking hot the other was meh i think she was on something because she fell off the pole DAMN DRUGGIES so yeah
i knew the guy holding the sunday night poker [i used to work with him] and i got free jagerbombs all night as well as a free lapdance with britney [the hot one]
so yeah got my lapdance and sweet talked her the whole time she said i cute or funny or something and gave me her phone number WHOOP WHOOP [she was safe i checked her arms for treadmarks because i'm just that sort of guy] and yeah
at the club i was running low on drinks so i got my chance when this like 3m guys walks out of the toilet with his wang still hanging out NOT EVEN I DO THAT and i was like your dick is huge blablablabla i worship you and bought me drinks all night and for the record it was hanging out all night i was the only person game to say anything about it everytime no joke if i wanted a drink i'd go hey mr rip and tear your willys huge don't punch a hole in the roof and i got whatever i wanted by then i forget about the stmp on my hand saying free jagers

so ANYWAY then we went to omalleys had a quickie with britney on the sink while people cheered us on when they went to pee then i pretended to be deaf to get more drinks [its really easy: ignore people if you're facing the other way, talk like you have down syndrome and make weird assed hand signs] but yeah all good until a guy punched britney so i hit him down and stomped him with my cast for a bit anyway britney went home and was like YOU'RE A NICE GUY I LIKE THAT and i was chiller oh yeah and went home

i'm not even hungover

Date Posted: 21 April 2008, 07:23:02

like my wall of text guys

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #29 on:** April 20, 2008, 08:40:31 pm »

Pix or it isn't true.

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #30 on:** April 20, 2008, 08:43:35 pm »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 20, 2008, 08:23:26 pm

like my wall of text guys

Mine are longer, thicker, and stronger.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #31 on:** April 20, 2008, 09:19:09 pm »

YES GUYS i totally carry around a camera so thatr i can get everyone to line up and smile and shit HELL YEAH DURDURDUR SCHOOL CAMP lets totally like preserve memories

homos

Pie · « **Reply #32 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:37:32 am »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 20, 2008, 08:23:26 pm

so i sobered up a little had a shower and duct taped my cast together again my ankle hurts like a twat BUT BECAUSE I AM A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG ADULT i didn't take anymore drugs because i had to drive

how the feck do you drive with a cast on your leg? That's like trying to pee through the eye of a needle, It is not going to happen.
I call Bollocks.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #33 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:40:58 am »

i call your face
its my left ankle thats broken and i drive an auto anyway

when my fasha had knee surgery he drove himself home from the hospital with one of those full leg casts on his left leg... he kept it straight by slinging it over the middle console onto the other seat

Pie · « **Reply #34 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:45:01 am »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 21, 2008, 01:40:58 am

its my left ankle thats broken and i drive an auto anyway

Automatic drivers=slow and/or stupid

Captain Ben · « **Reply #35 on:** April 21, 2008, 03:18:10 am »

yeah well good for you i'd really be offended IF I GAVE A CRAP oh wow cool you drive manual and i don't wow no seriously wow

you're just angry because i proved you wrong the first time and now you're looking for reasons to cause trouble in my thread

enjoy your grudge

Pie · « **Reply #36 on:** April 21, 2008, 03:46:47 am »

I love how people jump to assumptions. I have no grudge, i just don't believe half of what you did is true, but that doesn't matter, as long as you enjoy making your E-penis as big as possible.

Unless you really are stupid enough to do all of the things you said you did...

Captain Ben · « **Reply #37 on:** April 21, 2008, 06:14:30 am »

why can't i have a good time? it was my birthday... don't get pissy because i'm game enough to do what i want and get away with it

i love how you pulled the assumption card because you and me both know that was your trump card if i didn't get pissy about your little anti auto stance

Pie · « **Reply #38 on:** April 21, 2008, 06:27:31 am »

Why should you care about my opinion, for all you know we're not in the same country, my opinion shouldn't matter at all.

I never said you didn't do those things, I said I didn't BELIEVE you would do those things. But meh, as long as you know you did them what should you care what I think?

Captain Ben · « **Reply #39 on:** April 21, 2008, 07:16:07 am »

now that you finished the ISSUE YOU STARTED

we're both from australia except i think you're in wog infested mel bourne or arab infested sydney... one of them

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Author Topic: HEY BOYS (Read 5735 times)