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Offline a-4-year-old

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My birthday
« on: April 20, 2008, 08:10:25 am »
4/20/92
I'm sixteen now. don't drive in New Jersey anytime soon :P
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Offline PaFel

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2008, 08:11:54 am »
Happy bithday! ;D
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Offline Flamingo

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2008, 08:12:30 am »
You will be rewarded with cake.
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Offline [eZ]DuckHunter

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 08:23:03 am »
but no car !
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Offline Mitak

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2008, 08:24:42 am »
Good Luck, bully :D. That's priceless. You can buy everything else.
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Re: My birthday
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2008, 08:35:17 am »
Happy Birthday 4yo!  I hope all your wishes come true!
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Re: My birthday
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2008, 09:56:02 am »
Oh, today is 4/20. I did not notice that.

Happy b-day Hitler!
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Offline STM1993

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2008, 09:58:02 am »
Congratulations, you're officially 16 today on 20th April 2008!

Happy 16th birthday.
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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2008, 11:12:55 am »
Quote from: bja888 on April 20, 2008, 09:56:02 am
Oh, today is 4/20. I did not notice that.

Happy b-day Hitler!
And Supreme court justice john paul stevens.

Yeah, I get the hitler thing a lot.
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Offline Scorpian

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2008, 11:18:52 am »
Happy birthday Hitler.
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Offline Graham

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2008, 11:19:55 am »
Don't tell the stoners.
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Offline SadistAtHeart

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2008, 11:22:10 am »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on April 20, 2008, 08:10:25 am
4/20/92
I'm sixteen now. don't drive in New Jersey anytime soon :P

I'll lock my doors.

Happy birthday!
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Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2008, 02:36:17 pm »

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

Asshole. :D
« Last Edit: April 20, 2008, 02:43:09 pm by Thinkto urself »
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Re: My birthday
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2008, 03:15:09 pm »
Shouldn't you be 5?
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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2008, 03:20:44 pm »
Quote from: Mangled* on April 20, 2008, 03:15:09 pm
Shouldn't you be 5?
If you look at it in those terms I should be 6 or 7
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Offline blackdevil0742

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2008, 05:35:29 pm »
You've now lived long enough... now plx do all of us a favor and die.
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Re: My birthday
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2008, 06:01:57 pm »
bam.
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Re: My birthday
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2008, 06:15:06 pm »
Quote from: blackdevil0742 on April 20, 2008, 05:35:29 pm
You've now lived long enough... now plx do all of us a favor and die.
You are a good 7 years overdue for a suicide.
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Re: My birthday
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2008, 06:21:38 pm »
Happy birthday, kid.

Quote from: blackdevil0742 on April 20, 2008, 05:35:29 pm
You've now lived long enough... now plx do all of us a favor and die.
Whether you tried to be funny or irritating, you failed miserably.
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Offline Kagesha

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Re: My birthday
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2008, 06:41:14 pm »
Hip Hop Hurray! Happy Birthday! Did throw a party? What did you get for your bday?
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