New job

[The Geologist]

Oh, yes...I started this whole thing.

Wait, I thought I was just jumping on Slash's bandwagon?

Edit: If you play your cards right, the office job that slowly grinds years off of your life doesn't necessarily need to be the next step in the process.  Not how I'm planning it anyway.  I wouldn't be good cubicle material...

[Pie]

Oh, yes...I started this whole thing.

Wait, I thought I was just jumping on Slash's bandwagon?

Well if BJ hadn't of gloated in the first place we wouldn't be in this mess.
Really, why tell us if you weren't intending to gloat. Just go buy some crack and tune your tv to static if you are that bored.

And I know it started off as innocent as Hitler was when he was a child, but after the whole "I make more money than your parents" thing, I just figured you were gloating.

[bja888]

Oh, yes...I started this whole thing.

Wait, I thought I was just jumping on Slash's bandwagon?

No, you started the laughing post.
Slash stated the "I'm in the 1 percentile range, and I have no idea what that means"

Thanks to those who have a positive outlook on this major lifestyle change I am going through. I it is a damn same none of you even looked at the company. They look like a fun group of people and I cannot wait to do the cake plow with them on Friday.

[Slashnoob]

try that again without the "i'm making more than your parents probably" part, and i bet you'll get much more positive remarks than negative ones.

i don't know what you mean by being in the 1% range, but i do know i'm making fairly good money with a pretty decent ammount of work.. i just don't see myself as super succesfull since i'm seeing everyday alot of people who are much more succesfull and rich than i am.

[The Geologist]

try that again without the "i'm making more than your parents probably" part, and i bet you'll get much more positive remarks than negative ones.

100% agreed. 

And I feel very accomplished for starting an, apparently, new variety of post.

[Captain Ben]

bja work for google and i might checkout the website

[Sticky]

I've submitted to the fact that I'll never get anything near a decent salary anywhere in my entire life, but at least I'll have fun in poverty. I'll be honking away on my sax while you're hammering away at code. So there.

And my parents make more than you.

[The Philanthropist]

I've submitted to the fact that I'll never get anything near a decent salary anywhere in my entire life, but at least I'll have fun in poverty. I'll be honking away on my sax while you're hammering away at code. So there.

And my parents make more than you.

That was kind of ignorant to say, who says he doesn't get the same joy out of programming? I know the first thing I want to do when I get home from school is program

[Captain Ben]

he's talking about you know, normal people...

you know, like with a social life?

[Sticky]

I know the first thing I want to do when I get home from school is program

You're dead on the inside.

[Shivorken]

It's called getting a high level of education in order to get a high pay job. Are you seriously that retarded?

How many teenagers you've seen with the master's degree? If you took your head out of your ass, you would know that a 23-year-old is not a teenager anymore. Without good education you are rarely making feckloads of cash - except on soldat forums.

Yeh! I forgot that I need a fecking MASTERS degree to do what I plan on doing. Oh man, my education just won't be good enough till i get that won't it! feck!

And how stupid am I too have somehow implied that a 23yr old is a teenager somewhere in my post! Thank god for your remarkable intelligence woo!

Feck your so smart!

[KorrupT MerC]

I've submitted to the fact that I'll never get anything near a decent salary anywhere in my entire life, but at least I'll have fun in poverty. I'll be honking away on my sax while you're hammering away at code. So there.

And my parents make more than you.

I'm the same way, but i plan on picking away on the banjo when im old and retired on my porch while i watch the kids run around, shooting and robbing each other.

Bja, you make more money than my dad does in 3 years and currently, more than i make in 4 years but i dont care, money isnt important to me, as long as i survive, that said, Congrats, your hard work has paid off.

[bja888]

Bja, you make more money than my dad does in 3 years and currently, more than i make in 4 years but i dont care, money isnt important to me, as long as i survive, that said, Congrats, your hard work has paid off.

Thank you sir. To each his own I say. Enjoy your existence.

[woo]

Yeh! I forgot that I need a fecking MASTERS degree to do what I plan on doing. Oh man, my education just won't be good enough till i get that won't it! feck!

And how stupid am I too have somehow implied that a 23yr old is a teenager somewhere in my post! Thank god for your remarkable intelligence woo!

Feck your so smart!

You might not need master's degree but you really need to learn to read. Are you even trying to understand what I'm saying?

edit: Thank you pie for posting, that is really fascinating stuff.

[Pie]

God you guys suck, get a freaking grip.

[Smegma]

Bja, you make more money than my dad does in 3 years and currently, more than i make in 4 years but i dont care, money isnt important to me, as long as i survive, that said, Congrats, your hard work has paid off.

Thank you sir. To each his own I say. Enjoy your existence.

Shut up, robot.

[bja888]

If I am gloating about anything, it is that I have a job more challenging and rewarding then anything you people have to look forward to. (With exceptions like Geo and Bricks)

Hahahahahahaha

Bja, you make more money than my dad does in 3 years and currently, more than i make in 4 years but i dont care, money isnt important to me, as long as i survive, that said, Congrats, your hard work has paid off.

Thank you sir. To each his own I say. Enjoy your existence.

Shut up, robot.

Spam warning plz!

[Smegma]

Each one had a valid point, if you cannot find the meaning, this is not my fault.

[bja888]

Each one had a valid point, if you cannot find the meaning, this is not my fault.

• Women do not hold them self responsible for their own actions. Something made them do it; therefore, it is not their fault
• Women do not need rationality. They are above needing a reason to or not to do something

Your female, aren't you?

[Smegma]

I could be.