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Offline Graham

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Im lazy
« on: June 21, 2006, 01:55:25 am »
I would love to make a new soldat movie but i really am more prone to live action stuff seeing as I HATE having to get teh good bits out of my demos(which i have like 100) if anyone wants to help me out and get a few clips i would love the help.
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Re: Im lazy
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2006, 01:31:47 am »
no takers? :P
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Offline KeFear

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Re: Im lazy
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2006, 07:53:34 am »
Make a movie of my old soldat-movie script!

Here's it for my own entertainment:

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         Soldat: The Love Story


by: (RIA)KeFear
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PERFORMERS:
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-The boy
-The girl
-The seducer
-Policemen (3)
-The cashier
-some ppl in town and bank
-The devil

Introducing scene:
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In this scene we meet our hero and his love. They are bandits, and are
ready to rob the City Bank. We are in front of the bank, our sweet couple
talk to each other, then they enter the bank. They tell the cachier to hand
to them the content of the strong-box. But the fool alarms the cops, so he
must die. The policemen (3) arrive to the place, but unfortunately this is
the last day of their lives. Our heros leave the scene in a rush (after
"accidentaly" scuppering the workers and clients of the bank).

First scene:
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We are at the house of the boy, he and the girl are in each arms, in love.
They say goodbye, the girl leaves and the boy muses of love.

Second scene:
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The boy walks in the city while suddenly he sees his love in the arms of a
stranger, in an unmistakable situation. Our hero falls into dreadful rage and
decides to pay off the grudge on the seducer and the faithless bitch.
He runs home like hell then returns armed with a fully loaded machine-gun,
and (in berserker mode! ;)) makes them not to ever do that again.
He shoots the dead bodies for a while (long respawn time! - with spas maybe),
then after he calms down a bit, throws his weapons and pees on the seducer,
then squats to his faithless woman and moans a little or something.

Then he lits a cigar and walks away like nothing happened.

Third scene:
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At the boy's house, the bell rings. Policeman came for our hero.
He seems to concede his fate, the cops take him out. But as they get out,
he drags his pistol out and dodging the cops, shoots them to death, then
he runs away.

Fourth scene:
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We are in the cemetery, his ex-girlfriend. He moans a bit at her tombstone
then in his ultime exasperation   he comits suicide.

Final scene:
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He wakes up in hell, by the foots of the Devil. The Lord of Destruction tells
him that he died and now in The Hell. After that, the boy goes for a walk to
discover his new place.

In one of the scenes, he sees his dead love. They run to each other's arms.
Then the girl tells him that the "seducer" was her cousin. They are amused of
the things happened, then suffer together happily in hell until the ultimate
destruction of the world finally comes.

THE END.

Offline CardBoardWarrior

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Re: Im lazy
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2006, 11:28:24 am »
Get some friends and dress up as soldats, get some air rifles, tape balls for nades, and take a big wall and piant a map on it. Then have fun and get a nice editing prog. Cheesy vids are usually pretty funny. You should like be running and then stop the cam and then appear somewhere else and be like, LAG! hahahahhaha... yea man

Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: Im lazy
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2006, 03:18:29 pm »
dress up as soldats? where are we going to get pixles THAT HUGE!!!
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Im lazy
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2006, 11:22:32 pm »
My friends don't care for soldat... anyone wanna give me a hand with the demos?
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Re: Im lazy
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2006, 01:59:12 pm »
Get some friends and dress up as soldats, get some air rifles, tape balls for nades, and take a big wall and piant a map on it. Then have fun and get a nice editing prog. Cheesy vids are usually pretty funny. You should like be running and then stop the cam and then appear somewhere else and be like, LAG!

LOL

but anyways, I might be able to do something but youd hafta tell me like exactly what you want. your first post didnt really make much sense to me.
lol siggeh deleted for the 7th time! that's like a new record or something, ain't it?

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Re: Im lazy
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2006, 02:14:42 pm »
Well, just go through ym demos with fraps and record bits you think are good enough to be in a movie... cause i REALLY hate doing that...
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