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Offline CheeSeMan.

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2008, 08:47:56 am »
How about on ctf_Ash, you have just cleared the base nicely, feeling good about your sexy double kill, only to see your flag get the polygon launch bug fly up the wall and cruise dramatically into the third guy who was coming up...

Throw a nade down only for it to bounce back up into you ? xD Shoot your m79 up missing the enemy, but you were able to knife him! When suddenly your m79 falls back onto your ass? x) This is even better with a law on say b2b <3
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2008, 09:12:37 am »
I was playing a CTF 3vs3 game on some public server (map ctf_Kampf). There was some guy who use knife as primary weapon. He threw knife in front of him and I threw grenade under him, after while that happend:


I pwned him with his own knife :).

(I've created a topic about it a long time ago)
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2008, 11:44:46 pm »
Was in a cw, I was aimming for the guy in front of me like 25mm away, missed, shot my own guy since he was about to kill the guy in front of me  :|
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2008, 08:11:48 am »
I was playing a CTF 3vs3 game on some public server (map ctf_Kampf). There was some guy who use knife as primary weapon. He threw knife in front of him and I threw grenade under him, after while that happend:


I pwned him with his own knife :).

(I've created a topic about it a long time ago)

Oh. My. God. *faints* LOL

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2008, 10:56:08 am »
I was playing a CTF 3vs3 game on some public server (map ctf_Kampf). There was some guy who use knife as primary weapon. He threw knife in front of him and I threw grenade under him, after while that happend:


I pwned him with his own knife :).

(I've created a topic about it a long time ago)

How you get that to the video ?

Anyway , very funny moment  :D
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2008, 11:09:44 am »
I got one. I was playing realistic whit teamkill on. I had very low life as a flagger and met a ruger. (no medickits in base)
I freaked out and needed a unpredictable move and fast. I (by misstake) hit the W and S and E button at the same time resulting in me trowing the flag into my foe and trowing a nade below him. So i grab'd my knife and made the best of it. (he missed 3 time's already.) My knife lanched at high speed at the enemy and at the last millisecond before inpact my nade exploded. Right below my enemy who had no jet left. My knife missed and hit my pal who came for backup. I rushed after enemy whit my trusty aug. Aperently it turnd against me by jamming in this critical moment. So i was totaly screwd. My life was hanging by a shear thread. So i went into mele fighting. and he hit me right after i punch'd his weapon out of his hand.

^^This happend at Lao's red base.

Nice blooper sonny. Im saving it. (Dont want it to go missing)
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2008, 10:30:19 pm »
oh this reminds me i had a really funny one...ok the map was arena2 ok this guy (the enemy) was crouched down in the lil trench on the mid platform  and i was under him so he threw a nade in hopes to rebound off something to hit me right but lil did eather of u know wat was about to happen the nade bounced of the polley he was aiming at cam right back to him and killed him

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2008, 05:04:33 am »
I love jumping into barrett-shots, it happens all the time. -.-
On Maya, I was just about to cap when I proned in mid-air and jetted towards the flag, and what happens? Right when I went prone, I get killed. Jumped right into the shot, and I wouldn't have if I didn't make the jump. xD
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2008, 11:57:27 pm »
I've caught my own knife before... and it's not really a blooper, but one time I was flying thru the air... no idea what map it was, but i got hit by 2 m79 grenades at the exact same time from opposite sides. I wish I had fraps, or somehow knew that was coming so I could take a screenshot... coolest death I've ever seen.

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2008, 10:59:42 am »
I think my best blooper moment was a good while ago on a CTF map. I believe it was Laos. I was on red team and blue was pushing pretty hard. All of red ended up on red side with the base hot. There weren't enough of us spawning fast enough to defend the flag, so it got taken. I made it past a few blues and went high chasing after the FFC. I dive down as he's about to score and nail him good with M79. I land on the platform, retrieve our flag, but instead of snatching blue's flag and diving into the tunnel, I decide that because it was an epic kill (and getting a flag carrier right before he scores is priceless), I go to /piss on the FFC's corpse.

At that moment, red had pretty much taken control of the situation back at our base and wiped out the offenders. As I was pissing, at least 3 blues spawned right away and just a second or 2 later a 4th. In panicked reaction I threw my weapon at the first one coming down at me. I thought I was still holding my knife, but had chucked it midway the map when I was chasing the FFC before. So for half a second I stood there, then got my ass handed to me repeatedly and literally obliterated by the landing blues.
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2008, 02:15:17 pm »
Someone shot my head off on ctf_labubya once, and my head polybugged through the top of the map.

Sh*t like this always happen when they shoot your head off with a Barrett.

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2008, 02:29:50 pm »
Shoot your m79 up missing the enemy, but you were able to knife him! When suddenly your m79 falls back onto your ass? x) This is even better with a law on say b2b <3

I've done this on the move before.  I'll fire and miss my target only to catch the damn thing as I'm boosting ahead in a mad dash for the other team's base.  The worst part as to be that after you've built up enough momentum, and your jets are exhausted, there's pretty much nothing you can do except watch that little yellow dot turn you inside out.

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2008, 04:27:17 am »
I do it with knife
Miss your vertical knife throw, hammer em with deagles and then run back just to cop your own knife.
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2008, 04:31:22 am »
This is back from 1.3.1. Tried to nade a guy in a box in R/S mode, and wasn't really expecting what happened next. Polybugs ftl. :P

http://files.filefront.com/ohdearavi/;10233223;/fileinfo.html

I've seen that self knife gif before but this is fecking hilarious

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2008, 01:37:23 pm »
i dont really remember my bloopers.. atleast the funny ones :P but ive gotten sometimes.. where i was about to shoot my m79 and a nade boosts me to a wall shooting the wall and killing myself 0.o

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2008, 01:07:48 am »
I was playing a CTF 3vs3 game on some public server (map ctf_Kampf). There was some guy who use knife as primary weapon. He threw knife in front of him and I threw grenade under him, after while that happend:


I pwned him with his own knife :).

(I've created a topic about it a long time ago)

Omfg. I nearly shit my pants when I saw this. That is INSANE! Coolest thing I've ever seen D:
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2008, 04:27:01 am »
I was playing a CTF 3vs3 game on some public server (map ctf_Kampf). There was some guy who use knife as primary weapon. He threw knife in front of him and I threw grenade under him, after while that happend:


I pwned him with his own knife :).

(I've created a topic about it a long time ago)

Omfg. I nearly poo my pants when I saw this. That is INSANE! Coolest thing I've ever seen D:
It is, indeed.

Sadly, it is not a blooper. ):

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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2008, 08:27:53 pm »
Uh.... Bloopers I only have are the knife throw fails (MANY MANY) and Barret with prone scope fails.

*Knife* I was about one centimeter away from the enemy (comp screen) and I just completely missed the damned shot, about 50 degrees off -_-
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Re: Soldat Bloopers
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2008, 10:18:29 pm »
This always happens to me with bots. The bot has a minigun and you get a clear shot with the barett. But you miss it. You decide to switch to your chainsaw and begin running at the bot. Right when you're within a centimeter of him, the minigun starts firing, and the number of bullets slows you down too much. You end up dying, chainsaw in hand, at the feet of the bot.

I usually get frustrated at first, but then I laugh a lot afterwards.
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