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Offline Captain Ben

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wouldn't it be awesome
« on: May 20, 2008, 12:33:32 am »
to like

have a metal roof and really magnetic shoes]

or to like have a pool in the back yard that connects to a water bed inside your house so you can swim under it and poke the people sleeping on it

OR OR

bring back the fisting zone

to have a HUGE house where all the walls inside and out have rock climbing grips on it as well as a huge moat around your house so you could push your stupid friends off it and you wouldn't be charged with murder

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 01:25:09 am »
Haha, i have to buy drugs from you.
he has eyebrows of authority + 5. Are you kidding?

Offline Zero72

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 03:03:28 am »
Hmm, this seems like a decent time to ask. Serious, earnest question: When and/or why did you get so weird? Now, to be honest, I think you're reasonably funny most of the time, but I still wonder how you ended up as... hm, this Captain Ben, after you were one of the normal guys for so long. :P

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 06:54:40 am »
got boring

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 07:09:03 am »
Magnetic shoes FTW

You would have to be really really strong to walk though.
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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 08:22:10 am »
You would have to be really really strong to walk though.
I think it would be possible to drag your legs on the surface without raising them. Although I don't know much about magnets.

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 09:22:29 am »
Magnetic shoes FTW

You would have to be really really strong to walk though.

Really? Why would you need to be any stronger than you would have to be to walk normally? The magnets would have to be stronger than gravity, sure, but that's only because gravity cancels out the majority of the force they generate.  In other words, it should feel about the same or be even easier (depeding on magnet strength, of course) to walk on a ceiling than on the floor.
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Offline M.rSnow

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 10:03:42 am »
Magnetic shoes FTW

You would have to be really really strong to walk though.

Really? Why would you need to be any stronger than you would have to be to walk normally? The magnets would have to be stronger than gravity, sure, but that's only because gravity cancels out the majority of the force they generate.  In other words, it should feel about the same or be even easier (depending on magnet strength, of course) to walk on a ceiling than on the floor.
If you had magnetic shoe's that were made for walking in roofs you would probably have some safety. So you don't match the forces exactly. And the strength of the magnets have to be enough to keep you up yes? That means if you stand on the  surfice whit one foot you would probeably fall if they don't have enough power to keep you up each. There for. Yes It would require some extra strength compared to every day walking. Maybe not very much but it should be comparable to wearing iron plated boot's.

to have a HUGE house where all the walls inside and out have rock climbing grips on it as well as a huge moat around your house so you could push your stupid friends off it and you wouldn't be charged with murder
Try going outside sometimes Ben. The woods are soft this year. (watch out for log's)
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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 10:33:53 am »
i've been outside since before you were even an itch in yer daddy's sack

and you guys are hell dumb ever heard of mixing electricity in with your magnetic boots? if you could just PULL your foot off the roof to walk, the magnetic boots wouldn't even be capable of sticking to the roof with your added weight and you'd fall on your hell dumb heads

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 10:36:46 am »
and you guys are hell dumb

I believe the proper term is "hella."

ever heard of mixing electricity in with your magnetic boots? if you could just PULL your foot off the roof to walk, the magnetic boots wouldn't even be capable of sticking to the roof with your added weight and you'd fall on your hell dumb heads

Except the switch would have to be external, since they clearly can't be activated by a walking motion (your feet are pressed to the top of the boots already thanks to gravity).  And external switches are no fun.
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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 10:38:05 am »
please find me hella in the dickshunigger

a wire from each boot to a control in each hand SOMETIMES SACRIFICES HAVE TO BE MADE YOUNG ONE

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 01:56:36 pm »
Magnetic shoes FTW

You would have to be really really strong to walk though.

Really? Why would you need to be any stronger than you would have to be to walk normally? The magnets would have to be stronger than gravity, sure, but that's only because gravity cancels out the majority of the force they generate.  In other words, it should feel about the same or be even easier (depeding on magnet strength, of course) to walk on a ceiling than on the floor.
Each magnet's ability to pull would need to match the force of gravity on your weight. so you would have to pull with the force of your entire body weight to lift the magnet off.

electromagnets wouldn't be a bad idea...
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: wouldn't it be awesome
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2008, 02:01:12 pm »
If there indeed was a magnet that was strong enough, I'd use it to repel the Earth's magnetic core, outfit a small cockpit with the magnet disc and hover around the world on virtually zero fossil fuel.

Oh, and the house I had previously lived in before this one had a green metal roof. Win.