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Offline Lapis Lazuli

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Want a custom title?
« on: May 21, 2008, 06:16:23 pm »
Thread over! I am not offering custom titles any more.

Perhaps some time again in the future. Maybe.

But don't hold me to that. And don't PM me about it, or I'll eat your first-born child.

Alright chaps, I'm bored, so I'm going to offer up a little something different: Custom titles. In case you aren't aware, a custom title is a small string of text below your username, like mine, to the left here. "Chozo Archaeologist". Yeah, that's sexy.

I know you want one. And I'll give it to you, provided you follow these rules and instructions.

First off, rules:

1. Your requested custom title can be no longer than 25 characters.
 - Yes, some mods or other folks with better lots in life have longer custom titles. Oh well, deal with it. My offer's only good for 25 or less. Any more than that and I'll take your request as permission for me to screw with your custom title as I see fit.

2. If you've got a current warning, you cannot have a custom title.
 - This is mainly because custom titles are a way for us to keep track of which type of warning you currently have. If you've got a warning, you can't have a custom title. Send me a request for a custom title, while you've currently got a warning, is a pretty good way to make your life here very miserable.

3. If you do not have a warning now, and get one later, you LOSE your custom title.
 - What this means is that if you've got a custom title and lose it due to your own tomfoolery, you're not getting it back.

4. Once you request a custom title, it won't be changed.
 - You get one custom title, one time only. No change-ups unless I'm feeling particularily generous, which is never.

5. No vulgar, obscene or immature custom titles.
 - No ascii tits/asses/nuts, no insults, etc. Basically anything not safe for work will not be approved, and I'll take it as a request for me to screw with your title as I please.

6. Do not pester other mods/admins for custom titles.
 - Seriously. Doin this out of the kindness of me heart. And boredom. If you bug someone else for a title, or if you're a retard and don't read these rules and get a dumb title, then whine to another mod/admin to change it, you will probably get a warning for being a twat.

7. If you've already got a custom title, I won't change it.
 - Unless I feel particularily generous. See 4.

I reserve the right to change these rules at any time, without telling you, and to make up rules as we go along.

Now, for the instructions:

Send me a PM including the custom title you want. 25 characters or less, including SPACES and punctuation (!@#$%,;&) and the like. When I check my PM's, I'll approve your request (so long as it follows the rules above) and all is good. If I don't get around to giving you the custom title right away it is because I am busy. If you send me multiple requests, or ask me when I'm going to get it done, I will screw with your title because you're an impatient prick.

If you've got a question, ask it here so everyone can know how dumb you are.

READY GO!

Edit: There may or may not be a limit to how much my PM inbox can hold. If it's full and your PM doesn't go through, then what you have to do is this: deal with it.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2008, 01:37:07 am by Lapis Lazuli »
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 06:18:27 pm »
You're so evil ;/

Edit: Why don't you make a competition or something so ppl can earn it like some of use did to get it...
« Last Edit: May 21, 2008, 06:20:33 pm by blackdevil0742 »
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 06:20:09 pm »
If you've got one by a mod like mine  ::) can you change it? PLEASE!

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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 06:20:36 pm »
No, Scarab, yours is a special gift from me.

Edit: There was no real competition I could offer you folks, other than whoever sends me the most money. Fun as that may've been, I decided no one was worthy of taking part in any forum game I created.
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 06:21:17 pm »
Quote from: Lapis Lazuli on May 21, 2008, 06:20:36 pm
No, Scarab, yours is a special gift from me.
Chirstmas hasn't come yet! :(


EDIT: AT LEAST IM A MONSTER ;_;
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 06:23:22 pm »
If you're really bored, you can screw with mine at your own free will, anything is better than 'camper'...
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 06:24:46 pm »
You are confusing your post count title with your custom title.

Regardless, I gave you one, because your avatar reminded me of jrgp.
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 06:25:42 pm »
can i have an extra "M"?
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 06:26:09 pm »
I'm not modifying any custom titles anyone already has*, period.

* = edit
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 06:29:47 pm »
Grammar Nazi Pl0x  [retard]
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 06:31:23 pm »
Nice try, Thinkto urself, but you need to send me a PM.

Too late though, enjoy your new title.
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 06:34:22 pm »
Y HALO THAR please.
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 06:35:34 pm »
Did you even read the first post?
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 06:36:01 pm »
Nope. Why would I?
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2008, 06:36:21 pm »
As long as it's grammar related :D.
Quote from: Lapis Lazuli on May 21, 2008, 06:31:23 pm
Nice try, Thinkto urself, but you need to send me a PM.

Too late though, enjoy your new title.
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2008, 06:36:57 pm »
Quote from: Scorpian on May 21, 2008, 06:36:01 pm
Nope. Why would I?
He's gonna give you a title like...

HALO slag
halo noob
halotard

EDIT: or I <3 GWB
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2008, 06:38:03 pm »
everyone who posted above me already has a custom title.

Also SWEET! this is perfect timing considering my warnings.

Now if I could just think up a good title.
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2008, 06:38:49 pm »
You got that one right. I'm republican.
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2008, 06:40:13 pm »
I wonder if other admins are gonna attack this thread. Or did Lapus get permission? 'Eh, whatever.
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Re: Want a custom title?
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2008, 06:43:18 pm »
If this is against the rules somehow, then by all means, they can remove this thread.
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