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Offline Trespasser

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Soldat is...
« on: June 12, 2008, 04:49:59 pm »
Soldat is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
Soldat is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
Soldat is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
Soldat is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
Soldat is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
Soldat is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
Soldat is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
Soldat is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
Soldat is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
Soldat is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
Soldat is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who Soldat called for you.
Soldat is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
Soldat is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor.
Soldat is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
Soldat is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
Soldat is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
Soldat is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
Soldat is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
Soldat is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
Soldat is the uncle who has touched you several times.
Soldat is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
Soldat is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
Soldat is wonderful.

We love you, Soldat.
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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 04:59:18 pm »
What the fuck was that?

Also:
Quote from: Trespasser on June 12, 2008, 04:49:59 pm
young, attractive English teacher.
Does not exist.
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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 06:41:27 pm »
If you're going to put that poet in your project for school, then don't even try it. It's not that good nor bad. But you sure made this thread a random one....

Just what's the point of this?
« Last Edit: June 12, 2008, 06:43:22 pm by tehsnipah »
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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 06:55:40 pm »
Because copypasta makes you look cool.

This is just an old /b/ copypasta, where he replaced /b/ with Soldat, except in one spot.
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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 07:51:32 pm »
Sounds like you replaced somthing with the word 'Soldat' to me...
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Offline Trespasser

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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 08:00:06 pm »
WE HAVE A WINNER.

Date Posted: June 12, 2008, 08:58:34 pm
I'm about to open up a heaving trash can of copypasta on this forum.
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omg teh lmaoplane is liek "KILL TEH ROFLCOPTER" with teh kamikaze. then teh lollerskaters are liek "fire teh guns rofl! pwn teh coptah!" then teh roflcopter is liek WTF?^^ tiem for pwnage rofl and its like }OMG) MISSILE AT TEH NUB LMAOPLANES AND 10 ]WTFBombs> FOR TEH LOLLERSKATERS ROFLOL GG GL HF

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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 09:27:43 pm »
Go for it and see how quick you can get banned.....
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Offline Platehead

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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2008, 02:32:20 am »
Lock the thread.  Please.
This section of the forum should be about something related to soldat at least.  By the way in future, if you're replacing, use the "Replace" function.  Don't do it manually.  You make mistakes.
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Offline Trespasser

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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2008, 02:07:03 pm »
It is soldat related.
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omg teh lmaoplane is liek "KILL TEH ROFLCOPTER" with teh kamikaze. then teh lollerskaters are liek "fire teh guns rofl! pwn teh coptah!" then teh roflcopter is liek WTF?^^ tiem for pwnage rofl and its like }OMG) MISSILE AT TEH NUB LMAOPLANES AND 10 ]WTFBombs> FOR TEH LOLLERSKATERS ROFLOL GG GL HF

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Re: Soldat is...
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2008, 03:26:23 pm »
Quote from: Trespasser on June 13, 2008, 02:07:03 pm
It is soldat related.
No it's not, you fail.
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